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Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Nov 04, 2016 10:31 am ]
Post subject:  Humans who use the word "surreal"

I think we are going to hear it 2,005 times today.

Think of another word. Get a thesaurus.

Author:  Nas [ Fri Nov 04, 2016 10:33 am ]
Post subject:  Re: People who use the word "surreal"

This thread is surreal

Author:  redskingreg [ Fri Nov 04, 2016 10:33 am ]
Post subject:  Re: People who use the word "surreal"

And those who use the word "epic"

Author:  Bagels [ Fri Nov 04, 2016 10:43 am ]
Post subject:  Re: People who use the word "surreal"

vaporizing so much dark history is much more eloquent

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Nov 04, 2016 10:50 am ]
Post subject:  Re: People who use the word "surreal"

It is kind of surreal to see a political ad criticizing someone's view on domestic violence on a split screen with Clark the Cub jumping up and down on a parade car.

Author:  sinicalypse [ Fri Nov 04, 2016 11:03 am ]
Post subject:  Re: People who use the word "surreal"

hey doc, speaking of the usage of "surreal" did you catch the one "international" caller into b&b yesterday who unleashed some kind of giant humblebrag on everyone else who was seeking to "justify their cubbiness" ??

dan said that they're taking a call from england, and it was an american guy like "hey whats up.... blah blah blah i'm out here in england and i was waking up at 2am for all of the games and i got sick of waking up that early for all the games so i flew out to the states for games 4 and 5 and just being able to experience a world series at wrigley field was truly surreal."

so for those of you keeping score at home, this is an american guy who's living/working/whatever abroad who has enough juice to merely "get tired of waking up early" and popped the pond back to chicago to (presumably) ATTEND games 4 AND 5 of the world series, so you figure the dude probably was easily dropping 50k on a whim to do all of this (let alone merely being able to say "fuck waking up early" and go transcontinental on a whim" which i'm sure many of y'all can do but that's still something that seems a bit !!!OMFG!!! to me.

ah yes, truly surreal indeed. i really wanted to listen to b&b yesterday because how many times do you get to listen to a b&b show the day after the cubs win the world series (yes, i know at least 5 more times in the next 8-10 years, but still...) but between terry ducking out (i reckon he hedged his bets on everything being insufferable win or lose after game 7 so he had a "pre-scheduled day off" where even getting to the ISDN line was a "rough go") and laurence and dan fucking bernstein, a self-avowed sox fan, telling me how i should feel, how i should celebrate, and WHAT THIS ALL MEANS and etc etc.... i just couldn't do it.

you knew that this whole thing was some kind of a PR masterstroke when the city went out of their way to announce *0* arrests in the resulting celebrations, cuz you know "we're SO not chiraq! i bet you expected us to burn this bitch down like mrs o'leary's cow, eh? NOT EVEN 1 ARREST MOFOS!!!!" --- yeap, all this stuff is well above my paygrade.

Author:  Beardown [ Fri Nov 04, 2016 11:10 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Humans who use the word "surreal"

Thesaurus.com only has one synonym for "surreal".

Synonyms for surreal
adj resembling a dream

hypnagogic

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Nov 04, 2016 11:12 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Humans who use the word "surreal"

I did not hear that, sini.

But I agree with you.

Author:  formerlyknownas [ Fri Nov 04, 2016 11:15 am ]
Post subject:  Re: People who use the word "surreal"

sinicalypse wrote:
hey doc, speaking of the usage of "surreal" did you catch the one "international" caller into b&b yesterday who unleashed some kind of giant humblebrag on everyone else who was seeking to "justify their cubbiness" ??

dan said that they're taking a call from england, and it was an american guy like "hey whats up.... blah blah blah i'm out here in england and i was waking up at 2am for all of the games and i got sick of waking up that early for all the games so i flew out to the states for games 4 and 5 and just being able to experience a world series at wrigley field was truly surreal."
sini, you're a nut, but i like the way you think
so for those of you keeping score at home, this is an american guy who's living/working/whatever abroad who has enough juice to merely "get tired of waking up early" and popped the pond back to chicago to (presumably) ATTEND games 4 AND 5 of the world series, so you figure the dude probably was easily dropping 50k on a whim to do all of this (let alone merely being able to say "fuck waking up early" and go transcontinental on a whim" which i'm sure many of y'all can do but that's still something that seems a bit !!!OMFG!!! to me.

ah yes, truly surreal indeed. i really wanted to listen to b&b yesterday because how many times do you get to listen to a b&b show the day after the cubs win the world series (yes, i know at least 5 more times in the next 8-10 years, but still...) but between terry ducking out (i reckon he hedged his bets on everything being insufferable win or lose after game 7 so he had a "pre-scheduled day off" where even getting to the ISDN line was a "rough go") and laurence and dan fucking bernstein, a self-avowed sox fan, telling me how i should feel, how i should celebrate, and WHAT THIS ALL MEANS and etc etc.... i just couldn't do it.

you knew that this whole thing was some kind of a PR masterstroke when the city went out of their way to announce *0* arrests in the resulting celebrations, cuz you know "we're SO not chiraq! i bet you expected us to burn this bitch down like mrs o'leary's cow, eh? NOT EVEN 1 ARREST MOFOS!!!!" --- yeap, all this stuff is well above my paygrade.

Author:  Don Tiny [ Fri Nov 04, 2016 11:33 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Humans who use the word "surreal"

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
I think we are going to hear it 2,005 times today.

Think of another word. Get a thesaurus.

Image

Author:  shakes [ Fri Nov 04, 2016 12:32 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Humans who use the word "surreal"

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
I think we are going to hear it 2,005 times today.

Think of another word. Get a thesaurus.


lol, you're a little late to the party. I've been saying this for over a decade in reference to people on reality shows and tv in general. They always fucking describe everything as surreal. I hate it.


That said, I was guilty of it myself, but that was back in 2000 before reality tv took off and ruined the word surreal.

Author:  a retard [ Fri Nov 04, 2016 7:11 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: People who use the word "surreal"

redskingreg wrote:
And those who use the word "epic"


But what if it is Epic?

Image

Author:  Psycory [ Fri Nov 04, 2016 7:17 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Humans who use the word "surreal"

The overuse of surreal is literally epic.

Author:  IkeSouth [ Fri Nov 04, 2016 7:19 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Humans who use the word "surreal"

When did people start saying "sorry for your loss" when a loved one dies?

Its such a bitch thing to say. When i hear it i think they mean "i dont give a shit but i want you to think im a good person"

Author:  a retard [ Fri Nov 04, 2016 7:31 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Humans who use the word "surreal"

IkeSouth wrote:
When did people start saying "sorry for your loss" when a loved one dies?

Its such a bitch thing to say. When i hear it i think they mean "i dont give a shit but i want you to think im a good person"


Agree 100%. First time I heard it was on NYPD Blue.

Author:  IkeSouth [ Fri Nov 04, 2016 7:38 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Humans who use the word "surreal"

a retard wrote:
IkeSouth wrote:
When did people start saying "sorry for your loss" when a loved one dies?

Its such a bitch thing to say. When i hear it i think they mean "i dont give a shit but i want you to think im a good person"


Agree 100%. First time I heard it was on NYPD Blue.


Yea thats what i mean. I never in my life heard that phrase until like 5 years ago on tv... And now its supposedly what youre supposed to say when shit gets real. Its so retarded it makes me remember how much i hate people.

Author:  redskingreg [ Fri Nov 04, 2016 8:46 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: People who use the word "surreal"

a retard wrote:
redskingreg wrote:
And those who use the word "epic"


But what if it is Epic?

Image


It's it! What is it?!?!

Author:  Don Tiny [ Fri Nov 04, 2016 8:48 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Humans who use the word "surreal"

If a penguin or an elk used the word "surreal", would that be acceptable?

Author:  Furious Styles [ Fri Nov 04, 2016 9:05 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Humans who use the word "surreal"

People occasionally refer to me as Sir Real.

I don't know why.

Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Fri Nov 04, 2016 9:17 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Humans who use the word "surreal"

Don Tiny wrote:
If a penguin or an elk used the word "surreal", would that be acceptable?

That would be epic.

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