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Author:  Spaulding [ Sat Nov 26, 2016 11:28 pm ]
Post subject:  Christmas
I hate it. The whole Christmas season! Bah - humbug! I'm gonna hang mistletoe on the back of my pants so everybody can kiss my ass. I fucking hate it.
Author:  Furious Styles [ Sat Nov 26, 2016 11:31 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Christmas
dolphin will eventually return.
Author:  Chilli Palmer [ Sat Nov 26, 2016 11:33 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Christmas
Spaulding wrote:
I hate it. The whole Christmas season! Bah - humbug! I'm gonna hang mistletoe on the back of my pants so everybody can kiss my ass. I fucking hate it.


:lol: I feel very similar.
Author:  Minooka Meatball [ Sat Nov 26, 2016 11:49 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Christmas
Spaulding wrote:
I hate it. The whole Christmas season! Bah - humbug! I'm gonna hang mistletoe on the back of my pants so everybody can kiss my ass. I fucking hate it.


:lol:
Author:  leashyourkids [ Sat Nov 26, 2016 11:52 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Christmas
Then make Christmas what you want it to be and tell others to piss off.

I have advocated for the last five years that my family donate gifts to charities rather than exchanging gifts. They all call me crazy, so I don't buy gifts. It doesn't have the effect I want because my wife compensates and buys people shit. The only leverage I have gained is that she can't get mad at me when I'm still hammered on Christmas morning.
Author:  Scooter [ Sat Nov 26, 2016 11:56 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Christmas
Spaulding wrote:
I hate it. The whole Christmas season! Bah - humbug! I'm gonna hang mistletoe on the back of my pants so everybody can kiss my ass. I fucking hate it.

Hey Hey Spaulding...I wanna marry you...
Author:  Urlacher's missing neck [ Sun Nov 27, 2016 12:07 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Christmas
Christmas is cool. People are not. I went to target with umnette tonight like we do nearly every week. We usually hit up the toy isles and she checks stuff out as part of the trip. It's usually fun but starting this weekend all the 60 year old bitch grandmas show up and just stare us down or try to cart truck us out of the isle. Step the fuck off and let us check out the toys leatherface.
Author:  Nas [ Sun Nov 27, 2016 12:12 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Christmas
Spaulding wrote:
I hate it. The whole Christmas season! Bah - humbug! I'm gonna hang mistletoe on the back of my pants so everybody can kiss my ass. I fucking hate it.


You need a break/vacation alone.
Author:  Scooter [ Sun Nov 27, 2016 12:13 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Christmas
Urlacher's missing neck wrote:
Christmas is cool. People are not. I went to target with umnette tonight like we do nearly every week. We usually hit up the toy isles and she checks stuff out as part of the trip. It's usually fun but starting this weekend all the 60 year old bitch grandmas show up and just stare us down or try to cart truck us out of the isle. Step the fuck off and let us check out the toys leatherface.

LOL the bluehair society. Fuck this whole season. Shop online you fucking morons. :lol:
Author:  W_Z [ Sun Nov 27, 2016 12:35 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Christmas
Lloyd Christmas?
Author:  Spaulding [ Sun Nov 27, 2016 12:39 am ]
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Harry Dunne?
Author:  newper [ Sun Nov 27, 2016 1:13 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Christmas
Spaulding wrote:
Harry Dunne?

Image
Author:  SomeGuy [ Sun Nov 27, 2016 9:28 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Christmas
Spaulding wrote:
I hate it. The whole Christmas season! Bah - humbug! I'm gonna hang mistletoe on the back of my pants so everybody can kiss my ass. I fucking hate it.


Don't you lost this crap every Christmas season?

Seek help.
Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Sun Nov 27, 2016 9:33 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Christmas
SomeGuy wrote:
Spaulding wrote:
I hate it. The whole Christmas season! Bah - humbug! I'm gonna hang mistletoe on the back of my pants so everybody can kiss my ass. I fucking hate it.


Don't you lost this crap every Christmas season?

Seek help.


Learn how to spell you dumb motherfucker.

Die in a Christmas bonfire.
Author:  SomeGuy [ Sun Nov 27, 2016 9:33 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Christmas
Terry's Peeps wrote:
SomeGuy wrote:
Spaulding wrote:
I hate it. The whole Christmas season! Bah - humbug! I'm gonna hang mistletoe on the back of my pants so everybody can kiss my ass. I fucking hate it.


Don't you lost this crap every Christmas season?

Seek help.


Learn how to spell you dumb motherfucker.

Die in a Christmas bonfire.


What the hell is a Christmas bonfire? Sounds like a twisted pagan ritual.
Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Sun Nov 27, 2016 9:56 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Christmas
SomeGuy wrote:
Terry's Peeps wrote:
SomeGuy wrote:
Spaulding wrote:
I hate it. The whole Christmas season! Bah - humbug! I'm gonna hang mistletoe on the back of my pants so everybody can kiss my ass. I fucking hate it.


Don't you lost this crap every Christmas season?

Seek help.


Learn how to spell you dumb motherfucker.

Die in a Christmas bonfire.


What the hell is a Christmas bonfire? Sounds like a twisted pagan ritual.


It's where we pay tribute to Xanta Claus by burning every Christmas tree in town.
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Sun Nov 27, 2016 10:21 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Christmas
I'm sorry you feel that way. I'm sorry anybody does.

As for me, I love Christmas. Give me all of it. More lights, more cookies, more parties, more eggnog, more presents, more family, more everything. It really is the most wonderful time of the year for me. My wife does an awesome job setting up our house when she puts up the tree, the Christmas Village, lights all over, and we use the fireplace more during December than any other month. If we have kids, it's even going to make the season that much better. I love it. Maybe that makes me a dork, but ill own that and be a dork with a Santa hat on.
Author:  Spaulding [ Sun Nov 27, 2016 10:27 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Christmas
SomeGuy wrote:

Don't you lost this crap every Christmas season?

Seek help.


Yes I do. Haven't you babbled on incessantly about politics for at least the last 6 months?

Seek help or eat a dick.
Author:  Chus [ Sun Nov 27, 2016 10:40 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Christmas
Terry's Peeps wrote:
SomeGuy wrote:
Terry's Peeps wrote:
SomeGuy wrote:
Spaulding wrote:
I hate it. The whole Christmas season! Bah - humbug! I'm gonna hang mistletoe on the back of my pants so everybody can kiss my ass. I fucking hate it.


Don't you lost this crap every Christmas season?

Seek help.


Learn how to spell you dumb motherfucker.

Die in a Christmas bonfire.


What the hell is a Christmas bonfire? Sounds like a twisted pagan ritual.


It's where we pay tribute to Xanta Claus by burning every Christmas tree in town.


Someguy pays tribute to Xanax Claus by swallowing a whole bar.
Author:  Chus [ Sun Nov 27, 2016 10:42 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Christmas
Spaulding wrote:
I hate it. The whole Christmas season! Bah - humbug! I'm gonna hang mistletoe on the back of my pants so everybody can kiss my ass. I fucking hate it.


I hang mistletoe from my belt buckle.
Author:  SomeGuy [ Sun Nov 27, 2016 10:49 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Christmas
Spaulding wrote:
SomeGuy wrote:

Don't you lost this crap every Christmas season?

Seek help.


Yes I do. Haven't you babbled on incessantly about politics for at least the last 6 months?

Seek help or eat a dick.


I'm guessing you're going to do both.

Hopefully you're not this miserable around your family and friends during this wonderful Christmas time. It would be a shame if you ruin it for everyone because you're a psycho.
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Sun Nov 27, 2016 11:23 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Christmas
Spaulding wrote:
SomeGuy wrote:

Don't you lost this crap every Christmas season?

Seek help.


Yes I do. Haven't you babbled on incessantly about politics for at least the last 6 months?

Seek help or eat a dick.
He is probably going to eat MANY dicks.
Author:  SomeGuy [ Sun Nov 27, 2016 11:33 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Christmas
Frank Coztansa wrote:
Spaulding wrote:
SomeGuy wrote:

Don't you lost this crap every Christmas season?

Seek help.


Yes I do. Haven't you babbled on incessantly about politics for at least the last 6 months?

Seek help or eat a dick.
He is probably going to eat MANY dicks.


Back the fuck up, Frank.

YOU DON'T KNOW ME.
Author:  Brick [ Sun Nov 27, 2016 11:52 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Christmas
Terrible nomination. May be all time bad.
Author:  good dolphin [ Sun Nov 27, 2016 12:37 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Christmas
Spaulding wrote:
I hate it. The whole Christmas season! Bah - humbug! I'm gonna hang mistletoe on the back of my pants so everybody can kiss my ass. I fucking hate it.


I thought you weren't in to that kind of action
Author:  Chus [ Sun Nov 27, 2016 12:38 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Christmas
good dolphin wrote:
Spaulding wrote:
I hate it. The whole Christmas season! Bah - humbug! I'm gonna hang mistletoe on the back of my pants so everybody can kiss my ass. I fucking hate it.


I thought you weren't in to that kind of action


Salad tossing isn't just for the kitchen anymore.
Author:  good dolphin [ Sun Nov 27, 2016 12:50 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Christmas
Chus wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
Spaulding wrote:
I hate it. The whole Christmas season! Bah - humbug! I'm gonna hang mistletoe on the back of my pants so everybody can kiss my ass. I fucking hate it.


I thought you weren't in to that kind of action


Salad tossing isn't just for the kitchen anymore.


Have to be open to things
Author:  Drake LaRrieta [ Sun Nov 27, 2016 12:58 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Christmas
Sounds like some of the people in this thread are confusing Christmas with Festivus. The bad part of Christmas I think is probably mostly for people who dislike their family members who they see on the holidays.

There are a lot of holidays throughout the year, but there is any of them that have generated the vast amount of music that Christmas has. There is also an endless supply of movies, Christmas food, parades and holiday parties.

Obviously there is a certain amount of pressure that comes with the holiday season, but it's actually the only hope for humanity--God wrapped up in human form. If you don't lose sight of what the reason for the season is then you'll understand that there is reason to have hope on Christmas and every day of the year.
Author:  Spaulding [ Sun Nov 27, 2016 1:42 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Christmas
SomeGuy wrote:

I'm guessing you're going to do both.

Hopefully you're not this miserable around your family and friends during this wonderful Christmas time. It would be a shame if you ruin it for everyone because you're a psycho.


I don't ruin anything for anybody. Not liking Christmas is not psychotic.
Author:  SomeGuy [ Sun Nov 27, 2016 7:48 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Christmas
Spaulding wrote:
SomeGuy wrote:

I'm guessing you're going to do both.

Hopefully you're not this miserable around your family and friends during this wonderful Christmas time. It would be a shame if you ruin it for everyone because you're a psycho.


I don't ruin anything for anybody. Not liking Christmas is not psychotic.


Look at you! On here carrying on and trying to ruin Christmas for all board members. Trying to form a little coalition of depressed, crazy people to wallow in the pity and self loathing pool you've created. Stop it.

Take it like this... SomeGuyClaus delivers gifts of enlightenment, good feelings and knowledge. I won't open them for you, put the batteries in or set it up, that's on you. You on the other hand take shovel fulls of depression, self hate and insanity and bury your loved ones with it.

I can help you.

Ho.Ho.Ho.
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