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Author:  Douchebag [ Sat Dec 03, 2016 12:57 pm ]
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I'm in the last row on my flight back from Montreal. The second the flight pulls up to the gate, swarms of people just start crowding the aisle. It's going to be at least 10 minutes until we get off the plane, so why are you pulling your luggage out of the overhead bin now and taking up even more space? This happens on every flight I'm on and it's just idiotic unless you are in the first few rows of the plane. These people should be shot.

I only saw one other guy in a sportcoat too.
Author:  leashyourkids [ Sat Dec 03, 2016 1:00 pm ]
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Fuck you. I need to get away from those disgusting people ASAP.
Author:  Douchebag [ Sat Dec 03, 2016 1:04 pm ]
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leashyourkids wrote:
Fuck you. I need to get away from those disgusting people ASAP.

Nah, the 60 year old woman who bumped me while trying to put on her coat and then nearly dropped her oversized bag on my head can go eat a dick.
Author:  Ron Wolfley [ Sat Dec 03, 2016 1:14 pm ]
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I'll never understand it. Same thing when boarding an airplane. No way I'm standing 10-15 minutes in the jet bridge and plane until I get to my seat. If I'm not flying Southwest, you bet your ass I'm going to be the last person to board. No line in the jet bridge, no hassle in the plane. I get to my seat in 30 seconds.

I also don't understand people who think because they get up in the aisle first, they can storm past people patiently waiting in their seats during exiting. Airplane Etiquette 101 = you exit row by row.
Author:  Rod [ Sat Dec 03, 2016 1:17 pm ]
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I have a good friend who is like that. He leaps up like a fucking tool the minute the plane lands. He actually had this stupid idea about using two exits for people to get off the plane. He's been on the thing for four hours but it's going to kill him to wait six more minutes. :lol: The guy flies like three times a year but he spent the money and went out to O'Hare to get that TSA priority so he doesn't have to wait in line. He's also a guy who drives an inch from the bumper of the car in front of him. Always in a fucking hurry with no place to really go.
Author:  denisdman [ Sat Dec 03, 2016 1:20 pm ]
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I always feel bad for the saps whose luggage is 10 rows back. They stare helpless as they have to wait for the entire plane to unload to get their overhead luggage.
Author:  a retard [ Sat Dec 03, 2016 2:28 pm ]
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I'm one of those guys. But I do it only because after sitting for three hours I'm ready to stand up.

I know I'm not going anywhere. I generally check a bag or two so no matter how quickly I get off the plane, there will be a wait at baggage claim.
Author:  man of few opinions [ Sat Dec 03, 2016 3:03 pm ]
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I'm always up the second the plane lands. my knees have been jammed into the back of the seat ahead of me for a couple hours or longer with little wiggle room. I'm 6'4" tall and as soon as that plane stops i stand up. i don't cut in front of anyone, i don't try to put on my coat, i don't pull my bags out of the overhead until my row is ready to exit the plane, all of those other things are douchy to do, but standing up harms nobody.
Author:  Douchebag [ Sat Dec 03, 2016 3:32 pm ]
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man of few opinions wrote:
I'm always up the second the plane lands. my knees have been jammed into the back of the seat ahead of me for a couple hours or longer with little wiggle room. I'm 6'4" tall and as soon as that plane stops i stand up. i don't cut in front of anyone, i don't try to put on my coat, i don't pull my bags out of the overhead until my row is ready to exit the plane, all of those other things are douchy to do, but standing up harms nobody.

My face really appreciated the guy's crotch that was directly in front of it.
Author:  GoldenJet [ Sat Dec 03, 2016 4:00 pm ]
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The worst of these asswipes are the ones who get their bag down and rush as far forward down the aisle as they can get before they get blocked by other people trying to get their bags down.
Author:  leashyourkids [ Sat Dec 03, 2016 4:05 pm ]
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Honestly, I agree with the nomination but also hate people who take their sweet ass time when you're waiting to get off.
Author:  W_Z [ Sat Dec 03, 2016 4:06 pm ]
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i just hate flying in general anymore. way too many headaches to deal with and my patience is very low in the past 10 years. too many holiday flights.
Author:  Chet Coppock's Fur Coat [ Sat Dec 03, 2016 5:12 pm ]
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Pro tip from somebody who flies about 60-90 flights a year for the last 20 years, and has a lot of colleagues who do the same:

If you are male, over 40, and sitting behind the exit row, all standing up is going to do is make you want to piss faster.

This is the corollary to the one intelligent thing which Dan Bernstein ever said on the radio: Men over 40 should never trust a fart.
Author:  Don Tiny [ Sat Dec 03, 2016 6:29 pm ]
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Sorry you're poor.

Next time, fly a charter jet.
Author:  Chet Coppock's Fur Coat [ Sat Dec 03, 2016 6:40 pm ]
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Don Tiny wrote:
Sorry you're poor.

Next time, fly a charter jet.

Yeah, it sucks. But it beats having to live in North Lawndale and take the 8 bus to work at McDonald's.
Author:  shakes [ Sat Dec 03, 2016 7:05 pm ]
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Douchebag wrote:
I'm in the last row on my flight back from Montreal. The second the flight pulls up to the gate, swarms of people just start crowding the aisle. It's going to be at least 10 minutes until we get off the plane, so why are you pulling your luggage out of the overhead bin now and taking up even more space? This happens on every flight I'm on and it's just idiotic unless you are in the first few rows of the plane. These people should be shot.

I only saw one other guy in a sportcoat too.



Never. Occurred.
Author:  Panther pislA [ Sat Dec 03, 2016 7:29 pm ]
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Douchebag wrote:
man of few opinions wrote:
I'm always up the second the plane lands. my knees have been jammed into the back of the seat ahead of me for a couple hours or longer with little wiggle room. I'm 6'4" tall and as soon as that plane stops i stand up. i don't cut in front of anyone, i don't try to put on my coat, i don't pull my bags out of the overhead until my row is ready to exit the plane, all of those other things are douchy to do, but standing up harms nobody.

My face really appreciated the guy's crotch that was directly in front of it.

That's a natural reaction for a cock-smoking homo.
Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Sat Dec 03, 2016 10:11 pm ]
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shakes wrote:
Douchebag wrote:
I'm in the last row on my flight back from Montreal. The second the flight pulls up to the gate, swarms of people just start crowding the aisle. It's going to be at least 10 minutes until we get off the plane, so why are you pulling your luggage out of the overhead bin now and taking up even more space? This happens on every flight I'm on and it's just idiotic unless you are in the first few rows of the plane. These people should be shot.

I only saw one other guy in a sportcoat too.



Never. Occurred.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Author:  Telegram Sam [ Sat Dec 03, 2016 10:21 pm ]
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Chet Coppock's Fur Coat wrote:
Don Tiny wrote:
Sorry you're poor.

Next time, fly a charter jet.

Yeah, it sucks. But it beats having to live in North Lawndale and take the 8 bus to work at McDonald's.


I'm not sure why you would be on the Halsted bus if you live in North Lawndale. are you taking the Roosevelt bus to Halsted? Where is the McDonald's? I need more information.
Author:  Colonel Angus [ Sat Dec 03, 2016 11:42 pm ]
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Don Tiny wrote:
Sorry you're poor.

Next time, fly a charter jet.

^This guy gets it. #TrumpsAmerica
Author:  Zippy-The-Pinhead [ Sun Dec 04, 2016 7:32 pm ]
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GoldenJet wrote:
The worst of these asswipes are the ones who get their bag down and rush as far forward down the aisle as they can get before they get blocked by other people trying to get their bags down.

This is why you stand up right away. It keeps people in line and makes deplaning more orderly. I agree that there's no reason to immediately pull your bags down and crowd the aisle though.
Author:  Hatchetman [ Sun Dec 04, 2016 8:36 pm ]
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sorry you're short.
Author:  Douchebag [ Wed Apr 12, 2017 8:48 am ]
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Bump.

Fuck you LTG
Author:  Bagels [ Wed Apr 12, 2017 8:57 am ]
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:lol:
Author:  pittmike [ Wed Apr 12, 2017 9:18 am ]
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I used to laugh at people like this. I flew very heavily from 1988-2005. Sporadically now. I used to call these people the important people. Usually some sales asshat that had plans much more important than everyone else. First on, first off and of course cramming everything they own over head. Oblivious to anyone around them having anything nearly as important as his deal.

I always chose to take it easy and avoided stress and an early heart attack. Check the bag, stroll on, stroll off. You will get there or get home whatever it may be.
Author:  good dolphin [ Wed Apr 12, 2017 10:43 am ]
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Douchebag wrote:
I'm in the last row on my flight back from Montreal. .


how were the strip clubs and massage parlors?
Author:  Douchebag [ Wed Apr 12, 2017 10:44 am ]
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good dolphin wrote:
Douchebag wrote:
I'm in the last row on my flight back from Montreal. .


how were the strip clubs and massage parlors?

Top notch.

This is where you should be going on your spring break.
Author:  good dolphin [ Wed Apr 12, 2017 10:53 am ]
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Douchebag wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
Douchebag wrote:
I'm in the last row on my flight back from Montreal. .


how were the strip clubs and massage parlors?

Top notch.

This is where you should be going on your spring break.


It was the summer plan.

I'm still pushing for that one.
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