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Killer V

Post subject: Loud Eaters

Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2016 8:23 am

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Smack! Smack! Smack!

There are maybe six of us in the office today, but fortunately for the rest of us, the loud eater is here.

Smack! Smack! Smack!

The fact that the office is so sparse today is amplifying the noise.

Smack! Smack! Smack!

I don't know (or care) what he's eating, but it must be a fucking full-sized elk as he's been smacking for 30 minutes now.

Smack! Smack! Smack!

He's an older guy who should have retired already but can't due to his wife's medical situation, so we all feel a bit sorry for him.

Smack! Smack! Smack!

But I may retire him today!

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T-Bone

Post subject: Re: Loud Eaters

Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2016 8:26 am

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I must admit that I am this person in my office. I chew bubble gum all day and I am sure I do some of this and recently
my wife has been pointing it out when I eat. Fortunately for me I never take more than 10 minutes to eat so it is over
quickly.

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Cashman

Post subject: Re: Loud Eaters

Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2016 8:32 am

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T-Bone wrote:

Same boat as you.

I have a deviated septum which doesn't allow me to breathe through my nose comfortably. I try to eat when at work alone. People(family members) will say things, and I just say it really is not my fault. No way shape or form am I smacking my food, that is being an idiot.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Loud Eaters

Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2016 8:51 am

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My wife absolutely HATES this. I eat a lot, but I am a neat eater so I don't annoy her unless its on purpose.

I'm sure there are some people with issues like Cashman, but there are MANY who are just flat out rude and/or are slobs.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Loud Eaters

Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2016 11:40 am

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How someone can make it all the way to adulthood without someone pointing out their lip smacking is beyond me. Maybe they just don't care, I guess.

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Peoria Matt

Post subject: Re: Loud Eaters

Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2016 11:51 am

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Dicaro vibe

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: Loud Eaters

Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2016 11:54 am

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

I eat a lot

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: Loud Eaters

Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2016 11:56 am

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Cashman wrote:

T-Bone wrote:

Cash, how did the condo work out for you in the end?

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Killer V

Post subject: Re: Loud Eaters

Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2016 11:59 am

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Peoria Matt wrote:

Dicaro vibe

I'll have the pic up shortly...

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Loud Eaters

Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2016 12:01 pm

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RFDC wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

I eat a lot

Jon: My what rounded teeth you have.
Jon's overweight date: I eat a lot.
Jon: you don't say...

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: Loud Eaters

Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2016 12:03 pm

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My daughter sounds like Bugs Bunny when she eats. It drives me crazy.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Loud Eaters

Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2016 12:06 pm

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Spaulding wrote:

My daughter sounds like Bugs Bunny when she eats. It drives me crazy.

Stop that shit now. You don't want a serial (or cereal) lip smacker.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Loud Eaters

Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2016 12:18 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

Spaulding wrote:

My daughter sounds like Bugs Bunny when she eats. It drives me crazy.

Stop that shit now. You don't want a serial (or cereal) lip smacker.

This is how someone makes it to adulthood with this awful habit. It needs to be corrected when they are a toddler.

Of course if the parents are smackers and/or sloppy eaters, they probably won't do anything about it. (That is not to say that you are a loud eater, Spaulding)

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Cashman

Post subject: Re: Loud Eaters

Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2016 12:45 pm

Joined: Thu Sep 03, 2015 6:55 am
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Seacrest wrote:

Cashman wrote:

T-Bone wrote:

Cash, how did the condo work out for you in the end?

I am getting fucked.

Went to a new Lawyer, gave me a short sale guy. Guy finds a buyer quick. Presents to bank, ask ask ask ask for documents. Finally gets to the end, banker said we are going to go after you for the remaining balance. Wife says fuck it, fix it up, rent it out and sell it in so many years. I said call the fucking lawyer. He says tell the banker to come after us for the remaining balance and do the short sale. Wife calls banker 2 times this week and leaves messages. So far, no answer.

Any way we look at it, we get fucked.

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