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PostPosted: Sat Jan 21, 2017 8:50 am 
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Coldnt just leave with a little grase and dignity could you? No you had to leave behind a fucking tax payer funded statue of yourself to preserve your "legeacy". Your only legacy is that your a egotistical arrogant full of himself shitbird who was never qulaified to hold office. Yuour embarrassing attempt to discredit Trump before he had a chance to lead is worthless.

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WOW: Obama Orders Life-Sized Bronze Statute of Himself To Be Permanently Installed in White House

In a final move before leaving the White House for good, Barack Obama has made one last effort to mock President Trump.. by forcing him to stare at his ugly mug for the next 4 to 8 years.

President Obama has ordered a $200,000, life-sized, bronze statue of himself, with plans to install it in the entryway of the White House. The president says that his legacy “should not be diminished,” and that this is the only way he can “keep an eye” over Trump, as well as future presidents.

“I have been president for only eight years, and in that time, I have done what no other presidents could do in all their time in total,” said Obama. “I have created a legacy that should not be diminished. I have created something that no future president will be able to do. In that regard, I have commissioned this statute, with plans to have it permanently erected in the entryway of the White House, so that all who enter can remember me fondly.”

The statue will not be allowed to be removed, as every president is allowed to leave one thing in the White House that must never be touched by future presidents. William Howard Taft left his giant bathtub. Bill Clinton left one of his saxophones. George W. Bush left a piece of mirror and a rolled up hundred.

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Put a sox hat on it

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Put a sox hat on it


Is that some new colloquialism, like "stick a fork in it?"

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Not fake news. Obama commissioned a piece of art in his likeness, the size and placement of the piece was merely a factual error in reporting.


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Not fake news. Obama commissioned a piece of art in his likeness, the size and placement of the piece was merely a factual error in reporting.


It's not fake news, they just got everything wrong about it. W probably left a rolled up bill and a mirror as his legacy.

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Not fake news. Obama commissioned a piece of art in his likeness, the size and placement of the piece was merely a factual error in reporting.

Huh? Officials in Puerto Rico commissioned the statue (along with one of LBJ). They placed them along "The Avenue of Heroes" which includes likenesses of al the presidents who have visited the island.

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Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:
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Not fake news. Obama commissioned a piece of art in his likeness, the size and placement of the piece was merely a factual error in reporting.

Huh? Officials in Puerto Rico commissioned the statue (along with one of LBJ). They placed them along "The Avenue of Heroes" which includes likenesses of al the presidents who have visited the island.


He's doing his thing

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Nas wrote:
Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:
Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:
Not fake news. Obama commissioned a piece of art in his likeness, the size and placement of the piece was merely a factual error in reporting.

Huh? Officials in Puerto Rico commissioned the statue (along with one of LBJ). They placed them along "The Avenue of Heroes" which includes likenesses of al the presidents who have visited the island.


He's doing his thing


I probably shouldn't have said anything. It would have been funny to see Chas or Mike lose their shit over this.

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Chus wrote:
Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:
Not fake news. Obama commissioned a piece of art in his likeness, the size and placement of the piece was merely a factual error in reporting.


It's not fake news, they just got everything wrong about it.


Nas has told me that doesn't qualify as "fake news".


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Why the fuck do libtards want to talk about everything but the fucking point of the story. There's a fucking statue of Obama in the white house and we have to just take it? We had to take his wives grandmother taking a fat pension from the white house then we had to take him openly saying he'd run for a third term before Trump shut that shit down yesterday and then we had to take Obama classlessly shutting off the lights of the white house at 3 am on a Friday in November. He's a fucking almost three term facist who set our democracy back by about 5 decades but yet here we are talking about dumb shit like whether some shit really happened or not. Fucking libtard's and there lack of conviction make me sick.

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Why the fuck do libtards want to talk about everything but the fucking point of the story. There's a fucking statue of Obama in the white house and we have to just take it? We had to take his wives grandmother taking a fat pension from the white house then we had to take him openly saying he'd run for a third term before Trump shut that shit down yesterday and then we had to take Obama classlessly shutting off the lights of the white house at 3 am on a Friday in November. He's a fucking almost three term facist who set our democracy back by about 5 decades but yet here we are talking about dumb shit like whether some shit really happened or not. Fucking libtard's and there lack of conviction make me sick.


My hubby says the same, your really smart. Were you ever on a debit team?

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Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:
Officials in Puerto Rico commissioned the statue (along with one of LBJ).

The Johnson statue is him taking a shit.

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Bootstraps Max wrote:
Why the fuck do libtards want to talk about everything but the fucking point of the story. There's a fucking statue of Obama in the white house and we have to just take it? We had to take his wives grandmother taking a fat pension from the white house then we had to take him openly saying he'd run for a third term before Trump shut that shit down yesterday and then we had to take Obama classlessly shutting off the lights of the white house at 3 am on a Friday in November. He's a fucking almost three term facist who set our democracy back by about 5 decades but yet here we are talking about dumb shit like whether some shit really happened or not. Fucking libtard's and there lack of conviction make me sick.


Nice run on sentence there.


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Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:
Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:
Not fake news. Obama commissioned a piece of art in his likeness, the size and placement of the piece was merely a factual error in reporting.

Huh? Officials in Puerto Rico commissioned the statue (along with one of LBJ). They placed them along "The Avenue of Heroes" which includes likenesses of al the presidents who have visited the island.


King James and Obama! Quite the black history month they have in store.


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Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:
Officials in Puerto Rico commissioned the statue (along with one of LBJ).

The Johnson statue is him taking a shit.

So is Harold Baines's

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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Curious Hair wrote:
Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:
Officials in Puerto Rico commissioned the statue (along with one of LBJ).

The Johnson statue is him taking a shit.

So is Harold Baines's


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