I hate them more than stoneroses86 hates Brian Cashman. Young Sheehy left his feet and boarded the young Spaulding in the 3rd period of a hockey game this evening. I lept to my feet with wild eyes hoping and worrying that my son was okay. The fat, greasy haired, mom sweatshirt wearing unattractive parent of this piece of something began to scream at me. I about lost my shit. I wish a plague on their house and nothing but unhappiness and general awfulness up to and including the worst thing you can think of!

The whole team was a bunch of &* ()#!@. They lost because they couldn't stay out of the box and preoccupied with seemingly injuring other players over playing hockey. I understand it's a rough sport...but ugh!

Why does stoneroses86 spell out all numbers but have "86" in his name? Should he be stoneroseseightysix?

How old are these kids?

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You know me like that.

Is your kid OK?

Do you want to find out where they live and go egg their house?

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This thread doesn't help the "hockey parents are crazy" stereotype

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

What age does checking start to even make accidental boarding possible.

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Elections have consequences.

You should probably have your kid play an American sport.

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This opposing team must be from central Indiana or Morris.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

They were born in 04 or 05. My son is an 05 January. Small and does not have the fire and passion.

He's probably okay but I'm the only one crazy about it because of the seizures. Checking starts at bantam which would be another year of playing then start at bantam. They are from the Orland Park rink. We have a game there tomorrow which is crazy concidental but whatever.

I live in OP. Need me to slash their tires?

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When the kids get hurt parents go crazy..or should.

My son was at a lazer tag birthday party last weekend (he's 4 1/2 and the party was for a 6 year old). Anyway he ran up and shot some kid and the kid got upset and smashed his shoulder into my son's mouth making my son cry. He did it on purpose and I saw everything happen as I was one of the adults supervising. I was ready to fight the family of the kid and the kid himself.

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Is it too late to bet the opposing family?

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You'd be betting the losers.

That reply was meant to Chris, not you.

My offer to slash tires still stands.

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Travel sports are awesome!

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Long time reader....I'm not sure I get all of this place.

You wanted to fight a 6 year old because he bumped into your 4 year old?

I think you get this place.

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You know me like that.

Wow. That rant was awesome. You're a good mom.

meanwhile, dan Bernstein was observed awkwardly pacing back and forth and working on NYT crosswords

Glad the boyo is feeling better and able to skate again. Must be a big relief for you and your hubby

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https://www.backroadspubandgrill.com

He's a Sox fan . He's used to it .

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Bastard

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He didn't bump into my son. He grabbed my son and threw his shoulder into my sons jaw (hurting him on purpose) because my son shot him in lazer tag and he was pissed.

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As a parent if your first instinct isn't to protect your kids from getting hurt or rush to their defense when they're hurt then I don't know what to say. Seeing your child specifically targeted for harm ( no matter who is doing it ) is a lot different from being an over-protective helicopter parent .

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Thank you

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

I'm with Chris. Unfortunately the parents of big bullies are bigger bullies than I am.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

I can understand the instinct but I can think of very few ideas worse than an adult beefing with a kid.

This board is funny. When you make a suggestion that perhaps there are sexually mature 14 and 15 year olds out there you get called a pedophile. When you advocate for beating the fuck out of a six year old you find wide support.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Hatchetman and Rogue ist exactly what I would call "wide support"

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I don't believe he actually did that.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest