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Author:  FavreFan [ Mon Mar 20, 2017 2:11 am ]
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I mean what the fuck man. Just throw salt on your fucking fries. They aren't great still but that'll fuckin do pig, that'll do. It's not rocket science and surgery and shit. Second time in a couple years I've had them and I'm prettyfucked up right now. Doesn't take much for a decent fast food bite. Just throw some fucking salt on your fries dickheads.

Author:  Hockey Gay [ Mon Mar 20, 2017 3:12 am ]
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I'm fucked up too.

Grab me a whopper with cheese and bacon and 10 sets of tacos please. That should last me until 5am.

Author:  GoldenJet [ Mon Mar 20, 2017 4:36 am ]
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Always, always get the onion rings instead of the fries at BK.

Author:  pittmike [ Mon Mar 20, 2017 6:05 am ]
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GoldenJet wrote:
Always, always get the onion rings instead of the fries at BK.


This used to always be my BK strategy. That said, they are always changing shit around with the fries and stuff and I have not been there in a long time. Have they changed the rings at all?

Author:  W_Z [ Mon Mar 20, 2017 6:30 am ]
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i think the rings have pretty much remained the same.

but don't do burger king when you're fucked up. treat yourself to something nice...like white castle.

Author:  pittmike [ Mon Mar 20, 2017 6:42 am ]
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W_Z wrote:
i think the rings have pretty much remained the same.

but don't do burger king when you're fucked up. treat yourself to something nice...like white castle.


White Castle sliders and rings was on my drunk eating rotation. That and a burrito joint in the area were tops I'd guess with a "Nicky's" type burger and hot dog joint rounding out the top three.

Author:  Jaw Breaker [ Mon Mar 20, 2017 8:45 am ]
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BK had introduced their new crinkle-cut "Satisfries" a couple of years ago, and they were outstanding. Sure enough, the cocksuckers got rid of them and went back to the crud they currently offer. People probably bitched that the Satisfries cost 20 cents more.

Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Mon Mar 20, 2017 8:49 am ]
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Fully supported. Worst fast food fries out there.

Author:  Bagels [ Mon Mar 20, 2017 9:00 am ]
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Hank Scorpio wrote:
Fully supported. Worst fast food out there.

Author:  Hawg Ass [ Mon Mar 20, 2017 9:03 am ]
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Bagels wrote:
Hank Scorpio wrote:
Fully supported. Worst fast food out there.

The fries I can agree, but I love a Double Whopper with cheese.

Author:  GoldenJet [ Mon Mar 20, 2017 9:15 am ]
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I was impressed with that Angry Whopper...not sure they still offer it.

Author:  T-Bone [ Mon Mar 20, 2017 9:18 am ]
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Fries are bad, I completely agree. Can't get too mad at a place that will make you a Whopper for breakfast though. When I go to BK
I know to just order the sandwich and not any sides.

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Mon Mar 20, 2017 9:25 am ]
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I love the fries. Get the Zesty sauce.

They're awesome.

Author:  Hawg Ass [ Mon Mar 20, 2017 9:26 am ]
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Also, BK has the best tasting Heinz ketchup packets.

Author:  IMU [ Mon Mar 20, 2017 9:27 am ]
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So many BK are hit or miss. Same with the fries. But the safer bet is the onion rings anyway.

Author:  Douchebag [ Mon Mar 20, 2017 9:28 am ]
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Hawg Ass wrote:
Bagels wrote:
Hank Scorpio wrote:
Fully supported. Worst fast food out there.

The fries I can agree, but I love a Double Whopper with cheese.

Burger King > McDonalds

At least on the burgers. Yes, the BK fries suck.

Author:  Hawg Ass [ Mon Mar 20, 2017 9:29 am ]
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Douchebag wrote:
Hawg Ass wrote:
Bagels wrote:
Hank Scorpio wrote:
Fully supported. Worst fast food out there.

The fries I can agree, but I love a Double Whopper with cheese.

Burger King > McDonalds

At least on the burgers. Yes, the BK fries suck.

I have been known to go to BK for the burger and drive across the street to McDonalds for the fries. :oops:

Author:  GoldenJet [ Mon Mar 20, 2017 9:39 am ]
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
I love the fries. Get the Zesty sauce.

They're awesome.


You're the only one.

Onion rings and zesty sauce is the winning combination.

Author:  IkeSouth [ Mon Mar 20, 2017 9:40 am ]
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I was fucked up at Hooters and still couldn't get myself to order food from there.

Get some standards guys. Burger King is just about the worst place to get food from.

Author:  GoldenJet [ Mon Mar 20, 2017 10:02 am ]
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IkeSouth wrote:
I was fucked up at Hooters and still couldn't get myself to order food from there.

Get some standards guys. Burger King is just about the worst place to get food from.


Snob

Author:  Tad Queasy [ Mon Mar 20, 2017 10:32 am ]
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pittmike wrote:
W_Z wrote:
i think the rings have pretty much remained the same.

but don't do burger king when you're fucked up. treat yourself to something nice...like white castle.


White Castle sliders and rings was on my drunk eating rotation. That and a burrito joint in the area were tops I'd guess with a "Nicky's" type burger and hot dog joint rounding out the top three.


I remember going to El Gallo de Oro (or El Gonorrhea as some people called it) on 63rd. Oof...

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Mon Mar 20, 2017 11:13 am ]
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Do you spill fries like you spill drinks, FF?

Author:  Chus [ Mon Mar 20, 2017 11:46 am ]
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BK fries are one of the worst fast food options.

Author:  pittmike [ Mon Mar 20, 2017 12:43 pm ]
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Tad Queasy wrote:
pittmike wrote:
W_Z wrote:
i think the rings have pretty much remained the same.

but don't do burger king when you're fucked up. treat yourself to something nice...like white castle.


White Castle sliders and rings was on my drunk eating rotation. That and a burrito joint in the area were tops I'd guess with a "Nicky's" type burger and hot dog joint rounding out the top three.


I remember going to El Gallo de Oro (or El Gonorrhea as some people called it) on 63rd. Oof...


That's the one.

Author:  jimmypasta [ Mon Mar 20, 2017 12:55 pm ]
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I just had a Whopper JR. and the "chef" put ketchup & mustard on it.

Where is quality control???

Author:  leashyourkids [ Mon Mar 20, 2017 12:57 pm ]
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Is it logically possible that this is one of the worst threads in the history of the board while simultaneously being one of FF's best threads ever?

Author:  hnd [ Mon Mar 20, 2017 1:09 pm ]
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back in the day of the 99 cent whopper, bk excelled. its horrible now. is rule #1 of chicken fry making "give it another go around in the fryer until every drop of moisture in the chicken is gone"?

Author:  Caller Bob [ Mon Mar 20, 2017 1:15 pm ]
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People that browbeat minimal wage workers about the quality of the fast food, and those that lecture them on the use of "blessed day" would be my 1st two groups to enter the gas champers, if I was in charge of a brand new Utopian society.

Author:  shakes [ Mon Mar 20, 2017 2:22 pm ]
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Anyone who gets fries at BK gets what they deserve.

Nomination rejected.

Author:  shakes [ Mon Mar 20, 2017 2:22 pm ]
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Anyone who gets fries at BK gets what they deserve.

Nomination rejected.

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