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Author:  FavreFan [ Tue Apr 11, 2017 10:53 am ]
Post subject:  People who walk slow in crowded hallways

Walk faster

Author:  Caller Bob [ Tue Apr 11, 2017 10:55 am ]
Post subject:  Re: People who walk slow in crowded hallways

I'm with on the framework of this, of course provided the hallway is large and they move their slow fat ass to the side, so others can pass, it doesn't bother me, but it always seems they take up the middle of whatever walkway and seem indifferent to the fact others want to move faster.

Author:  Hockey Gay [ Tue Apr 11, 2017 11:08 am ]
Post subject:  Re: People who walk slow in crowded hallways

This is why you keep a combat knife on you at all times

Author:  badrogue17 [ Tue Apr 11, 2017 11:17 am ]
Post subject:  Re: People who walk slow in crowded hallways

This is why I prefer to go to Comiskey rather than Wrigley where it's not a problem.

Author:  Chus [ Tue Apr 11, 2017 11:27 am ]
Post subject:  Re: People who walk slow in crowded hallways

Still not as bad as the slobs who leave their carts in the middle of the aisle, as they waddle over for another free sample at Costco.

Author:  Bagels [ Tue Apr 11, 2017 11:34 am ]
Post subject:  Re: People who walk slow in crowded hallways

Chus wrote:
Still not as bad as the slobs who leave their carts in the middle of the aisle, as they waddle over for another free sample at Costco.


or the people who park their cart in the middle of the deli when there are 15 people standing there waiting.

Author:  leashyourkids [ Tue Apr 11, 2017 11:36 am ]
Post subject:  Re: People who walk slow in crowded hallways

Agree w/ the DB, but these people tend to also do everything slow. They walk slowly, they talk slowly, they complete tasks slowly, and they are generally irritating.

Author:  Chus [ Tue Apr 11, 2017 11:37 am ]
Post subject:  Re: People who walk slow in crowded hallways

Bagels wrote:
Chus wrote:
Still not as bad as the slobs who leave their carts in the middle of the aisle, as they waddle over for another free sample at Costco.


or the people who park their cart in the middle of the deli when there are 15 people standing there waiting.


For sure. There is no reason that you need to drag your shopping cart in front of a crowded deli counter.

Author:  Jaw Breaker [ Tue Apr 11, 2017 11:38 am ]
Post subject:  Re: People who walk slow in crowded hallways

In a recent article about escalators, it was noted that the "stand right, walk left" policy not only damages the escalator due to unbalanced weight distribution, but also results in slower traffic. The wait times of the people loading (pre-escalator) are increased because the left side is underutilized. The study also said that times are slower because while in other countries people stand on each step, Americans usually stand on every other step (probably because we are fat and can't stand being next to other people).

Author:  jimmypasta [ Tue Apr 11, 2017 11:39 am ]
Post subject:  Re: People who walk slow in crowded hallways

Image

Author:  Chus [ Tue Apr 11, 2017 11:43 am ]
Post subject:  Re: People who walk slow in crowded hallways

Jaw Breaker wrote:
In a recent article about escalators, it was noted that the "stand right, walk left" policy not only damages the escalator due to unbalanced weight distribution, but also results in slower traffic. The wait times of the people loading (pre-escalator) are increased because the left side is underutilized. The study also said that times are slower because while in other countries people stand on each step, Americans usually stand on every other step (probably because we are fat and can't stand being next to other people).


Mitch Hedberg wrote:
Escalators can never be broken. They can temporarily become stairs.

Author:  Don Tiny [ Tue Apr 11, 2017 11:46 am ]
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badrogue17 wrote:
This is why I prefer to go to Comiskey rather than Wrigley where it's not a problem.

:lol:

Author:  redskingreg [ Tue Apr 11, 2017 10:25 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: People who walk slow in crowded hallways

Slowly*

Author:  Curious Hair [ Tue Apr 11, 2017 10:27 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: People who walk slow in crowded hallways

Jaw Breaker wrote:
In a recent article about escalators, it was noted that the "stand right, walk left" policy not only damages the escalator due to unbalanced weight distribution, but also results in slower traffic. The wait times of the people loading (pre-escalator) are increased because the left side is underutilized. The study also said that times are slower because while in other countries people stand on each step, Americans usually stand on every other step (probably because we are fat and can't stand being next to other people).


Vox.com: Exploiting American Escalator Inefficiencies, Explained

Author:  good dolphin [ Wed Apr 12, 2017 7:46 am ]
Post subject:  Re: People who walk slow in crowded hallways

I dislike when the slow walkers move their arms in a circular motion rather than up and back to walk. They make themselves bigger than they already are, essentially filling two possible lanes of walking.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Wed Apr 12, 2017 7:47 am ]
Post subject:  Re: People who walk slow in crowded hallways

I walk like I am carrying invisible suitcases.

Author:  billypootons [ Wed Apr 12, 2017 8:13 am ]
Post subject:  Re: People who walk slow in crowded hallways

rules of the road should apply to walking as well... slow folks stay on the far right.

what's more annoying is people who walk down the middle of the parking aisle... everyone enjoys riding the break going 2 mph behind you as you obviously walk down the middle of the aisle.... because you dont have common sense enough to walk on the side of the parking aisle

Author:  pittmike [ Wed Apr 12, 2017 8:14 am ]
Post subject:  Re: People who walk slow in crowded hallways

billypootons wrote:
rules of the road should apply to walking as well... slow folks stay on the far right.

what's more annoying is people who walk down the middle of the parking aisle... everyone enjoys riding the break going 2 mph behind you as you obviously walk down the middle of the aisle.... because you dont have common sense enough to walk on the side of the parking aisle


I agree. Malls especially need to install solid yellow center lines with clear intersections for crossing over.

Author:  W_Z [ Wed Apr 12, 2017 10:06 am ]
Post subject:  Re: People who walk slow in crowded hallways

Chus wrote:
Bagels wrote:
Chus wrote:
Still not as bad as the slobs who leave their carts in the middle of the aisle, as they waddle over for another free sample at Costco.


or the people who park their cart in the middle of the deli when there are 15 people standing there waiting.


For sure. There is no reason that you need to drag your shopping cart in front of a crowded deli counter.


i think these are the same people who park their car just a bit over the lines so they can use up two parking spaces as well.

Author:  BeerFan [ Thu Apr 13, 2017 6:45 am ]
Post subject:  Re: People who walk slow in crowded hallways

People often stand inna middle of those airport thingies that move people along thru the terminals.
Stop doing that. Better yet, stay home and watch basketball games or futbol.


"thou art as fat as butter"--Henry IV
"thou rump fed ronyon"--Macbeth


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