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Author:  denisdman [ Mon May 01, 2017 10:42 pm ]
Post subject:  Texas Hold Em

Just fucking got busted on big slick suited. Flop of king king nine. Of course the douche has nines in the hole.

And the cubs suck. And edmonton sucks. I'm gonna go drop a grand on craps, get wasted, fuck a hooker in the ass and contract aids. Cause hey, what happens in vegas stays in vegas.

Author:  Chus [ Mon May 01, 2017 10:55 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Texas Hold Em

denisdman wrote:
Just fucking got busted on big slick suited. Flop of king king nine. Of course the douche has nines in the hole.


Nomination denied. You were behind the entire time.

Author:  pittmike [ Tue May 02, 2017 6:35 am ]
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Don't get taken in betting the blackjack hand in the hole.

Author:  billypootons [ Tue May 02, 2017 7:27 am ]
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Image

Author:  Baby McNown [ Tue May 02, 2017 9:14 am ]
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You lost on the flop.

Author:  denisdman [ Tue May 02, 2017 10:08 am ]
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Baby McNown wrote:
You lost on the flop.


You think?

Author:  Tad Queasy [ Tue May 02, 2017 10:12 am ]
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denisdman wrote:
fuck a hooker in the ass and contract aids


A guy at a job I had years ago explained how AIDS was spread/contracted:

When a man enters another man, it's all tight 'n shit in there and blood vessels be breakin'. That makes the virus spread.

Author:  denisdman [ Tue May 02, 2017 10:14 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Texas Hold Em

Tad Queasy wrote:
denisdman wrote:
fuck a hooker in the ass and contract aids


A guy at a job I had years ago explained how AIDS was spread/contracted:

When a man enters another man, it's all tight 'n shit in there and blood vessels be breakin'. That makes the virus spread.


Presumably the same thing would apply to a man entering a woman. But it's ok. I went and played Pai Gow Tiles at Bellagio to cool down. I did see a rare hand, the dealer had the two highest possible combos, paired Gee Joon and Paired Teen tiles.

Author:  Juice's Lecture Notes [ Tue May 02, 2017 10:18 am ]
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denisdman wrote:
Tad Queasy wrote:
denisdman wrote:
fuck a hooker in the ass and contract aids


A guy at a job I had years ago explained how AIDS was spread/contracted:

When a man enters another man, it's all tight 'n shit in there and blood vessels be breakin'. That makes the virus spread.


Presumably the same thing would apply to a man entering a woman. But it's ok. I went and played Pai Gow Tiles at Bellagio to cool down. I did see a rare hand, the dealer had the two highest possible combos, paired Gee Joon and Paired Teen tiles.


Actually, lab tests showed that in mice, male semen introduced rectally into other males had an inherent immunosuppressive effect on the recipients. As far as I know this effect was not observed in females.

Author:  denisdman [ Tue May 02, 2017 10:28 am ]
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I won't be googling that to check for accuracy, but I would point out that you really shouldn't know things like that.

Author:  Tad Queasy [ Tue May 02, 2017 10:31 am ]
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Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:
Actually, lab tests showed that in mice, male semen introduced rectally into other males had an inherent immunosuppressive effect on the recipients.


Mouse semen or human semen? Asking for a friend...

Author:  Bagels [ Tue May 02, 2017 10:41 am ]
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i like where this is going

Author:  FavreFan [ Tue May 02, 2017 10:42 am ]
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Bagels wrote:
i like where this is going

By the end of this thread I assume we're gonna find out if Magic Johnson is actually gay

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue May 02, 2017 10:43 am ]
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Tad Queasy wrote:
denisdman wrote:
fuck a hooker in the ass and contract aids
A guy at a job I had years ago explained how AIDS was spread/contracted:

When a man enters another man, it's all tight 'n shit in there and blood vessels be breakin'. That makes the virus spread.
How would he know?

Author:  Juice's Lecture Notes [ Tue May 02, 2017 10:48 am ]
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denisdman wrote:
I won't be googling that to check for accuracy, but I would point out that you really shouldn't know things like that.


https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/7632828

Quote:
The immunosuppressive component was isolated from boar seminal vesicle secretion and administered i.p. or rectally to male mice. By means of the immunofluorescent method, the seminal immunosuppressive component was found on the membranes of 50-70% of white blood cells of treated mice the first day after i.p. and the third day after rectal administration. The immunosuppressive component was observed on the membranes of 10-20% of white cells even at the 17th day after treatment. Intraperitoneal or rectal administration of the immunosuppressive component led to a decrease in the white cell concentration in blood of treated mice. These findings indicate that rectal deposition of semen may compromise some aspects of the immune system and may be an important cofactor in the development of viral or bacterial infections among homosexual men.


See, MANY don't want to know these things because they're icky, but shouldn't somebody, somewhere, know it? Like, maybe, justices deciding whether a government has a compelling interest in regulating things?

Author:  Chus [ Tue May 02, 2017 11:50 am ]
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denisdman wrote:
I won't be googling that to check for accuracy, but I would point out that you really shouldn't know things like that.


:lol:

Author:  Furious Styles [ Wed May 03, 2017 9:03 am ]
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Denny ETF acting like Teddy KGB.

Author:  denisdman [ Wed May 03, 2017 11:19 am ]
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Denny made out ok. Well I lost at everything I played, which rarely happens. But when you spend all day in the pool and drink enough beer to kill the HIV virus, I'll count that as successful. Shit got real in the pool, but the Canadian chick seemed disappointed when she realized I was married and wanted to stay that way.

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