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Dry humping shark enthusiast who isn't Jimmy John.
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Author:  Brick [ Tue May 09, 2017 6:32 pm ]
Post subject:  Dry humping shark enthusiast who isn't Jimmy John.

http://deadspin.com/jimmy-johns-says-thats-not-jimmy-john-nude-and-humping-1795065329

At least wait until you get back to the hotel room like a decent human being.

Author:  W_Z [ Tue May 09, 2017 6:36 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Dry humping shark enthusiast who isn't Jimmy John.

Looks like he came crazy fast.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue May 09, 2017 7:29 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Dry humping shark enthusiast who isn't Jimmy John.

BITE

Author:  Beardown [ Tue May 09, 2017 8:22 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Dry humping shark enthusiast who isn't Jimmy John.

C'mon. Give this guy a break. Who hasn't dry humped a dead shark?

Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Tue May 09, 2017 8:29 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Dry humping shark enthusiast who isn't Jimmy John.

Guys I'm just the messenger.

The Jonah Hill circa 2007 looking SHARK humper was NOT gentle.

Author:  Drunk Squirrel [ Tue May 09, 2017 8:31 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Dry humping shark enthusiast who isn't Jimmy John.

Isn't shark skin like sand paper? How drunk was this guy?

Author:  Brick [ Tue May 09, 2017 8:51 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Dry humping shark enthusiast who isn't Jimmy John.

If Frank won the lottery he would have been my number one suspect.

Author:  Darkside [ Tue May 09, 2017 9:02 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Dry humping shark enthusiast who isn't Jimmy John.

Boilermaker Rick wrote:
If Frank won the lottery he would have been my number one suspect.

If he won the lotto?
Shit I know he didn't and he's still my number 1 suspect.

Author:  312player [ Tue May 09, 2017 9:02 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Dry humping shark enthusiast who isn't Jimmy John.

I hope this fat fuck gets kidnapped by boko haram next time he's trophy hunting.

Author:  FavreFan [ Tue May 09, 2017 9:12 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Dry humping shark enthusiast who isn't Jimmy John.

I don't see the problem here

Author:  Chus [ Tue May 09, 2017 9:46 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Dry humping shark enthusiast who isn't Jimmy John.

The shark was asking for it.

Author:  Darkside [ Tue May 09, 2017 9:48 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Dry humping shark enthusiast who isn't Jimmy John.

Chus wrote:
The shark was asking for it.

Yeah... dressed like that.... it was almost certain it was at a foam party just before.

Author:  FavreFan [ Tue May 09, 2017 9:51 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Dry humping shark enthusiast who isn't Jimmy John.

Darkside wrote:
Chus wrote:
The shark was asking for it.

Yeah... dressed like that.... it was almost certain it was at a foam party just before.

The shark partied with the unidentified naked guy BEFORE and AFTER that picture was taken

Author:  Darkside [ Tue May 09, 2017 9:58 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Dry humping shark enthusiast who isn't Jimmy John.

FavreFan wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Chus wrote:
The shark was asking for it.

Yeah... dressed like that.... it was almost certain it was at a foam party just before.

The shark partied with the unidentified naked guy BEFORE and AFTER that picture was taken

Yup. The shark whispered help.

Author:  Urlacher's missing neck [ Tue May 09, 2017 10:32 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Dry humping shark enthusiast who isn't Jimmy John.

This photo was taken while the shark was a student at Indiana university.

Author:  Darkside [ Tue May 09, 2017 10:37 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Dry humping shark enthusiast who isn't Jimmy John.

Urlacher's missing neck wrote:
This photo was taken while the shark was a student at Indiana university.

It was an astoundingly typical shark rape.

Author:  Douchebag [ Wed May 10, 2017 6:58 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Dry humping shark enthusiast who isn't Jimmy John.

Was he in the milatary?

Author:  billypootons [ Wed May 10, 2017 7:04 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Dry humping shark enthusiast who isn't Jimmy John.

the shark ended up partying with the guy the next day so you know... no big deal.

Author:  billypootons [ Wed May 10, 2017 7:05 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Dry humping shark enthusiast who isn't Jimmy John.

two other boats passed nearby during the shark humping and snickered

Author:  good dolphin [ Wed May 10, 2017 7:36 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Dry humping shark enthusiast who isn't Jimmy John.

1) I don't believe that is the proper way to hump a shark

2) The humper is Quad Cities Pat

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