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| Author: | Brick [ Fri Jun 16, 2017 5:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Christian Toddler Song Book Propagandists |
I bought a toddler song book so I can sing to my kid so he doesn't grow up with no verbal skills off Amazon. I didn't look at the song list but only read the description which had very little to do with Jesus. I flipped it open and saw one song was about God being great or some dumb stuff. It turns out the whole book is taking normal songs and making them some God Squad BS. Even Old MacDonald gets shine blocked by God creating all these animals with Old MacDonald getting a minimal shoutout. Oh, and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star? It turns out only God knows how many stars there are. Take that know-it-all scientists! I don't know who this Zacchaeus guy is either, but he sounds like a dick who climbed a tree to see Jesus. Amazon really needs to have a "WARNING: Religious Propaganda" on products. I'm afraid if I let my kid see this book he'll be the next Leah Remini or I'll have to waste tens of thousands of dollars a year on religious school! I believe my civil rights have been violated once again by the Christian right. |
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| Author: | Regular Reader [ Fri Jun 16, 2017 5:53 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Christian Toddler Song Book Propagandists |
I'm certain that your rights have been violated by this fraud. I hope you have the appropriate level of outrage. If I were you, I'd sue & set Brick Jr up for life. Unless you want to pull a Bill Gates, then feel fre to make lifetime gifts to posters you deem worthy of no lower than 12 seeds. |
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| Author: | Caller Bob [ Fri Jun 16, 2017 5:54 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Christian Toddler Song Book Propagandists |
tl:dr #BoilerMakerSini |
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| Author: | Brick [ Fri Jun 16, 2017 5:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Christian Toddler Song Book Propagandists |
Regular Reader wrote: I'm certain that your rights have been violated by this fraud. I hope you have the appropriate level of outrage. If I were you, I'd sue & set Brick Jr up for life. Unless you want to pull a Bill Gates, then feel fre to make lifetime gifts to posters you deem worthy of no lower than 12 seeds. Can you refer me to someone willing to take up the case? |
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| Author: | Seacrest [ Fri Jun 16, 2017 6:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Christian Toddler Song Book Propagandists |
Boilermaker Rick wrote: Regular Reader wrote: I'm certain that your rights have been violated by this fraud. I hope you have the appropriate level of outrage. If I were you, I'd sue & set Brick Jr up for life. Unless you want to pull a Bill Gates, then feel fre to make lifetime gifts to posters you deem worthy of no lower than 12 seeds. Can you refer me to someone willing to take up the case? If only leash was a lawyer... |
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| Author: | pittmike [ Fri Jun 16, 2017 6:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Christian Toddler Song Book Propagandists |
Why do you hate God people. Intolerant bastard. |
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| Author: | Seacrest [ Fri Jun 16, 2017 6:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Christian Toddler Song Book Propagandists |
pittmike wrote: Why do you hate God people. Intolerant bastard. Brick isn't a hater. He is just exercising his conscience occasionally. |
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| Author: | Brick [ Fri Jun 16, 2017 6:26 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Christian Toddler Song Book Propagandists |
pittmike wrote: Why do you hate God people. Intolerant bastard. Why shouldn't I? |
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| Author: | pittmike [ Fri Jun 16, 2017 6:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Christian Toddler Song Book Propagandists |
Boilermaker Rick wrote: pittmike wrote: Why do you hate God people. Intolerant bastard. Why shouldn't I? Because people should tolerate everyone including christians. |
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| Author: | Brick [ Fri Jun 16, 2017 6:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Christian Toddler Song Book Propagandists |
pittmike wrote: Boilermaker Rick wrote: pittmike wrote: Why do you hate God people. Intolerant bastard. Why shouldn't I? Because people should tolerate everyone including christians. I believe in science. |
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| Author: | Brick [ Fri Jun 16, 2017 6:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Christian Toddler Song Book Propagandists |
Seriously though at least 50 percent of Christians are good. |
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| Author: | pittmike [ Fri Jun 16, 2017 7:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Christian Toddler Song Book Propagandists |
Boilermaker Rick wrote: Seriously though at least 50 percent of Christians are good. Half of the Christians or like half of the actual Christians themselves? |
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| Author: | Brick [ Fri Jun 16, 2017 7:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Christian Toddler Song Book Propagandists |
pittmike wrote: Boilermaker Rick wrote: Seriously though at least 50 percent of Christians are good. Half of the Christians or like half of the actual Christians themselves? Yes. |
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| Author: | FavreFan [ Fri Jun 16, 2017 8:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Christian Toddler Song Book Propagandists |
Saw them at the Vic last year. Great show. Nomination denied. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Fri Jun 16, 2017 8:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Christian Toddler Song Book Propagandists |
Boilermaker Rick wrote: I bought a toddler song book so I can sing to my kid so he doesn't grow up with no verbal skills off Amazon. I didn't look at the song list but only read the description which had very little to do with Jesus. I flipped it open and saw one song was about God being great or some dumb stuff. It turns out the whole book is taking normal songs and making them some God Squad BS. Even Old MacDonald gets shine blocked by God creating all these animals with Old MacDonald getting a minimal shoutout. Oh, and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star? It turns out only God knows how many stars there are. Take that know-it-all scientists! I don't know who this Zacchaeus guy is either, but he sounds like a dick who climbed a tree to see Jesus. Amazon really needs to have a "WARNING: Religious Propaganda" on products. I'm afraid if I let my kid see this book he'll be the next Leah Remini or I'll have to waste tens of thousands of dollars a year on religious school! I believe my civil rights have been violated once again by the Christian right. Sounds like a case of Divine Intervention to me. |
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| Author: | Ogie Oglethorpe [ Sat Jun 17, 2017 10:12 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Christian Toddler Song Book Propagandists |
Have a blessed day |
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| Author: | City of Fools [ Sat Jun 17, 2017 10:31 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Christian Toddler Song Book Propagandists |
Don Tiny wrote: Boilermaker Rick wrote: I bought a toddler song book so I can sing to my kid so he doesn't grow up with no verbal skills off Amazon. I didn't look at the song list but only read the description which had very little to do with Jesus. I flipped it open and saw one song was about God being great or some dumb stuff. It turns out the whole book is taking normal songs and making them some God Squad BS. Even Old MacDonald gets shine blocked by God creating all these animals with Old MacDonald getting a minimal shoutout. Oh, and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star? It turns out only God knows how many stars there are. Take that know-it-all scientists! I don't know who this Zacchaeus guy is either, but he sounds like a dick who climbed a tree to see Jesus. Amazon really needs to have a "WARNING: Religious Propaganda" on products. I'm afraid if I let my kid see this book he'll be the next Leah Remini or I'll have to waste tens of thousands of dollars a year on religious school! I believe my civil rights have been violated once again by the Christian right. Sounds like a case of Divine Intervention to me. Poster of the Year. My kids thought I was ready for the looney bin, I laughed so hard. |
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| Author: | W_Z [ Sat Jun 17, 2017 10:43 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Christian Toddler Song Book Propagandists |
pittmike wrote: Boilermaker Rick wrote: pittmike wrote: Why do you hate God people. Intolerant bastard. Why shouldn't I? Because people should tolerate everyone including christians. The same way you tolerated the Obama administration? |
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| Author: | Rod [ Sat Jun 17, 2017 10:57 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Christian Toddler Song Book Propagandists |
W_Z wrote: pittmike wrote: Boilermaker Rick wrote: pittmike wrote: Why do you hate God people. Intolerant bastard. Why shouldn't I? Because people should tolerate everyone including christians. The same way you tolerated the Obama administration? You forgot to log in as Baby McNown. |
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| Author: | Beerdown [ Sat Jun 17, 2017 11:10 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Christian Toddler Song Book Propagandists |
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: W_Z wrote: pittmike wrote: Boilermaker Rick wrote: pittmike wrote: Why do you hate God people. Intolerant bastard. Why shouldn't I? Because people should tolerate everyone including christians. The same way you tolerated the Obama administration? You forgot to log in as Baby McNown. No. This is me forgetting to log in as Baby McNown. You flaming asswipe. Go swallow Midget's chainsaw. Think about it. But you won't. Just like Drinky doesn't think about things. Cuz he's a dumbass. |
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| Author: | pittmike [ Sat Jun 17, 2017 11:19 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Christian Toddler Song Book Propagandists |
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: W_Z wrote: pittmike wrote: Boilermaker Rick wrote: pittmike wrote: Why do you hate God people. Intolerant bastard. Why shouldn't I? Because people should tolerate everyone including christians. The same way you tolerated the Obama administration? You forgot to log in as Baby McNown. 
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Sat Jun 17, 2017 12:51 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Christian Toddler Song Book Propagandists |
Ogie Oglethorpe wrote: Have a blessed day
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| Author: | Chus [ Sat Jun 17, 2017 3:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Christian Toddler Song Book Propagandists |
Ogie Oglethorpe wrote: Have a blessed day Oh, honey. |
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| Author: | Drake LaRrieta [ Sat Jun 17, 2017 11:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Christian Toddler Song Book Propagandists |
One day every knee will bow and confess that Jesus Christ is Lord. You say disparaging things about Christ and Christians, but it will catch up to you in the end. |
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| Author: | Brick [ Sat Jun 17, 2017 11:47 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Christian Toddler Song Book Propagandists |
Drake LaRrieta wrote: One day every knee will bow and confess that Jesus Christ is Lord. You say disparaging things about Christ and Christians, but it will catch up to you in the end. Welcome to the lawsuit. |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Sun Jun 18, 2017 12:28 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Christian Toddler Song Book Propagandists |
Drake LaRrieta wrote: You say disparaging things about Christ and Christians, but it will catch up to you in the end. This is true, actually. His children will be able to reason without relying on fake old books written by drunk Jews in the desert. |
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| Author: | Brick [ Sun Jun 18, 2017 6:49 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Christian Toddler Song Book Propagandists |
Drake, Have you ever climbed a tree to find Jesus? |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Sun Jun 18, 2017 9:07 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Christian Toddler Song Book Propagandists |
Drake LaRrieta wrote: One day every knee will bow and confess that Jesus Christ is Lord. You say disparaging things about Christ and Christians, but it will catch up to you in the end. Stop being a jerk. |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Sun Jun 18, 2017 9:21 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Christian Toddler Song Book Propagandists |
Drake LaRrieta wrote: One day every knee will bow and confess that Jesus Christ is Lord. Adrian Peterson Derrick Rose Wendell Davis |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Sun Jun 18, 2017 9:26 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Christian Toddler Song Book Propagandists |
Frank Coztansa wrote: Drake LaRrieta wrote: One day every knee will bow and confess that Jesus Christ is Lord. Adrian Peterson Derrick Rose Wendell Davis Serious question though... Why does Jesus have such an ego? I mean, if i were the greatest at whatever it is he does outside of being the ultimate member of the lucky sperm club I'd just be content being me. I wouldnt need the entire population of the earth bowing to me with the punishment for not doing so burning in agony for eternity. |
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