Chill the fuck out and wait a second and you won't look all awkaward and stupid to the people exiting the elevator.

Hit the close door button next time you come across one of these people.

It happens constantly at my work and it's always when I'm getting off the elevator. I work in an office building with hundreds of other people, and there's always an idiot rushing to get on and looking shocked that someone is trying to get off first.

Same goes for the EL.

Same goes for the EL.

Yep, the EL is ridiculous. Since I'm 40 now, I just started bowling people over on my way out.

Working in high-rises for a while now, the elevator etiquette thing seems simple and confuses the fuck out of me at the same time.

- I'm not letting women get off first. Who the fuck made this etiquette up? Last in, first out. Wait your fucking turn like the rest of us.

- The asshole who HAS to press the close door button sixty-five times after he gets on the elevator, even if people are still coming in the elevator.

- People who hit the up/down arrow BEFORE the doors have closed. Jesus. Fucking. Christ. Then the elevator is already full and they either give you a dumb look or they try to squeeze in, because hey, they are fucking dicks.

- Holy shit, you don't get cellphone reception in the elevator! Guess what? You don't have to talk louder so that the person can hear you better. Related to this, don't have a meeting on the elevator. I don't give two shits about your TPS report problems.

- You have an entire elevator and yet you are shoving your ass right in my crotch.

- If you fuck up and hit the wrong button, own up to it.

- If you aren't crippled and there are stairs five feet away from the elevator, you better not get on the elevator and only go up/down one floor, because I'm going to kick your fat, lazy ass out.

I think that covers it.

- I'm not letting women get off first. Who the fuck made this etiquette up? Last in, first out. Wait your fucking turn like the rest of us.

Chill the fuck out and wait a second and you won't look all awkaward and stupid to the people exiting the elevator.

Great nomination. The only caveat is for idiots on elevators that hide on the side when empty and pop out like Chris Hansen once the doors fully open.

Why are you standing in the only area you can't be seen?

Maybe I'm old-fashioned, but I have to disagree with this one. I usually let the women off first, but there are common sense exceptions, like when the elevator is full and I'm right against the door. Sometimes it doesn't make any sense to jockey around to allow ladies first. In that case you're correct.

Great nomination. The only caveat is for idiots on elevators that hide on the side when empty and pop out like Chris Hansen once the doors fully open.

Why are you standing in the only area you can't be seen?

Maybe I'm old-fashioned, but I have to disagree with this one. I usually let the women off first, but there are common sense exceptions, like when the elevator is full and I'm right against the door. Sometimes it doesn't make any sense to jockey around to allow ladies first. In that case you're correct.