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Author:  Ron Wolfley [ Mon Aug 28, 2017 6:27 pm ]
Post subject:  Joel Osteen

He won't open his 16,000 seat Super Church to citizens/victims affected by Harvey but he will tweet and ask for donations on his website.

Author:  badrogue17 [ Mon Aug 28, 2017 6:33 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Joel Osteen

As if people needed this to expose those asswipe as the charlatan he is .

Author:  America [ Mon Aug 28, 2017 6:38 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Joel Osteen

I mean, is it possible his church itself is flooded?

Author:  Cashman [ Mon Aug 28, 2017 6:42 pm ]
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America wrote:
I mean, is it possible his church itself is flooded?



With corruption?

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Mon Aug 28, 2017 6:44 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Joel Osteen

America wrote:
I mean, is it possible his church itself is flooded?

It's not flooded it looks fine which is where all this pushback came from but they're now saying that the roads to get there are closed which is totally plausible


The real villain here is the person who posted a new threatd on this when it was covered very well in the celebrity Twitter thread that I'm trying like hell to get going

Author:  Beardown [ Mon Aug 28, 2017 7:09 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Joel Osteen

I saw an interview with Lovie Smith and he said he loves Joel Osteen. So he's one of the dumb ass suckers that fall for him. I wonder how much money Lovie has given to this con man.

Author:  leashyourkids [ Mon Aug 28, 2017 7:17 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Joel Osteen

Denied. His faith in Jesus allowed that one guy to walk a tightrope from the Sears Tower to Von Maur.

Author:  Killer V [ Mon Aug 28, 2017 7:36 pm ]
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Denied. Don't be a hater because God reached down and handed him a $10.5 million house.

Author:  Peoria Matt [ Mon Aug 28, 2017 7:48 pm ]
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Rolling D-bag nomination.

Author:  Furious Styles [ Mon Aug 28, 2017 8:06 pm ]
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Lefty hurler traded for the Toy Cannon?

Author:  newper [ Mon Aug 28, 2017 10:37 pm ]
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Joel Osteen is the worst part about This Week... if I'm not paying attention, his show comes on right after and annoys me. I need the TV to auto-flip to Dog Tales.

Author:  ToxicMasculinity [ Mon Aug 28, 2017 10:43 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Joel Osteen

Fuck that horse toothed jewfro fuck. I support the nomination.

Author:  W_Z [ Tue Aug 29, 2017 6:28 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Joel Osteen

i'm still waiting for them to find the crawlspace of dead bodies and stashes of child pornography.

Author:  Hatchetman [ Tue Aug 29, 2017 6:46 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Joel Osteen

Sox draw more than 16,000

Author:  Brick [ Tue Aug 29, 2017 6:51 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Joel Osteen

Blame the morons that made him rich.

Author:  Killer V [ Tue Aug 29, 2017 6:54 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Joel Osteen

"The roads are flooded! No one could get here anyway!"


Lakewood Church
11 hours ago.

Coordinating with the city, Lakewood is a collection site for distributing supplies to the Houston area shelters.

Beginning at 12 Noon tomorrow we are collecting infant and adult diapers, baby formula and baby food.
Help us help others. Please bring these items to Lakewood Church, Circle Drive off Timmons St.

Author:  Douchebag [ Tue Aug 29, 2017 7:00 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Joel Osteen

Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Blame the morons that made him rich.

Thanks Seacrest.

Author:  Bagels [ Tue Aug 29, 2017 8:11 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Joel Osteen

Seems like a good guy

Author:  Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Tue Aug 29, 2017 8:12 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Joel Osteen

Not his fault people will pay for a false sense of comfort.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Tue Aug 29, 2017 8:15 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Joel Osteen

His house is awesome. He should have been on "Cribs"


Image

Author:  pittmike [ Tue Aug 29, 2017 8:18 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Joel Osteen

People can give their money wherever they want. As long as this guy isn't breaking the law who cares?

Author:  Caller Bob [ Tue Aug 29, 2017 8:25 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Joel Osteen

It's being opened today, they were just concerned about the roadways around the church.

Quote:
Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother's eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye?

Author:  Brick [ Tue Aug 29, 2017 8:30 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Joel Osteen

pittmike wrote:
People can give their money wherever they want. As long as this guy isn't breaking the law who cares?

That's why I blame the morons who give him money.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Tue Aug 29, 2017 8:31 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Joel Osteen

pittmike wrote:
People can give their money wherever they want. As long as this guy isn't breaking the law who cares?

What if he's breaking Commandments?

Author:  pittmike [ Tue Aug 29, 2017 8:36 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Joel Osteen

rogers park bryan wrote:
pittmike wrote:
People can give their money wherever they want. As long as this guy isn't breaking the law who cares?

What if he's breaking Commandments?


I guess if they do not coincide with federal, state or local laws the man upstairs will handle it.

Author:  tommy [ Tue Aug 29, 2017 8:42 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Joel Osteen

rogers park bryan wrote:
pittmike wrote:
People can give their money wherever they want. As long as this guy isn't breaking the law who cares?

What if he's breaking Commandments?

In truth, most Christians today say that only about two of the Commandments (the killing one and the dealing crack one; Catholic priests call these the Big 2) are actually important. The others are just kind of there to make sure people are polite. As you know, a .300 batting average for the Commandments will get you into Heaven, no matter how many are on the ballot.

Author:  good dolphin [ Tue Aug 29, 2017 8:59 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Joel Osteen

tommy wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
pittmike wrote:
People can give their money wherever they want. As long as this guy isn't breaking the law who cares?

What if he's breaking Commandments?

In truth, most Christians today say that only about two of the Commandments (the killing one and the dealing crack one; Catholic priests call these the Big 2) are actually important. The others are just kind of there to make sure people are polite. As you know, a .300 batting average for the Commandments will get you into Heaven, no matter how many are on the ballot.


Jesus himself said that there were two that were important. If you followed those, you would naturally follow the rest.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Tue Aug 29, 2017 9:00 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Joel Osteen

good dolphin wrote:
tommy wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
pittmike wrote:
People can give their money wherever they want. As long as this guy isn't breaking the law who cares?

What if he's breaking Commandments?

In truth, most Christians today say that only about two of the Commandments (the killing one and the dealing crack one; Catholic priests call these the Big 2) are actually important. The others are just kind of there to make sure people are polite. As you know, a .300 batting average for the Commandments will get you into Heaven, no matter how many are on the ballot.


Jesus himself said that there were two that were important. If you followed those, you would naturally follow the rest.

Jesus and George Carlin

Carlin got it down to "dont be an asshole"

Author:  leashyourkids [ Tue Aug 29, 2017 9:02 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Joel Osteen

Even Jesus was hedging. No wonder today's Christianity is so soft.

Author:  Big Chicagoan [ Tue Aug 29, 2017 11:50 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Joel Osteen

Open now.

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