Douchebag wrote:
This is an interesting thread.
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| Author: | Keyser Soze [ Thu Oct 26, 2017 9:06 am ] |
| Post subject: | Apple cider vinegar |
This is tearing the ass outta me! |
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| Author: | Telegram Sam [ Thu Oct 26, 2017 9:11 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Apple cider vinegar |
Denied. Or you are using it wrong. |
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| Author: | Cashman [ Thu Oct 26, 2017 9:14 am ] |
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Keyser Soze wrote: This is tearing the ass outta me! Are you allergic to Apples? |
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| Author: | Keyser Soze [ Thu Oct 26, 2017 9:27 am ] |
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The Apple cider part is a ruse. |
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| Author: | Brick [ Thu Oct 26, 2017 9:29 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Apple cider vinegar |
Try putting it in your mouth this time. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Thu Oct 26, 2017 9:35 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Apple cider vinegar |
DRINKS JUST FINE! But seriously, I take it you drank apple cider vinegar? Who the hell drinks any kind of vinegar, and why?!? Vinegar is for cleaning coffee pots, coloring Easter Eggs, being put on salads and sammiches, and in old-timey douches (literal, not figurative like, say, leash) ... not for drinking. |
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Thu Oct 26, 2017 9:36 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Apple cider vinegar |
This is an interesting thread. |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Thu Oct 26, 2017 9:37 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Apple cider vinegar |
Douchebag wrote: This is an interesting thread.
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| Author: | T-Bone [ Thu Oct 26, 2017 9:39 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Apple cider vinegar |
I use it in the slow cooker when making Carolina style pulled pork. |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Thu Oct 26, 2017 9:42 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Apple cider vinegar |
T-Bone wrote: I use it in the slow cooker when making Carolina style pulled pork. This guy gets it. |
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| Author: | Keyser Soze [ Thu Oct 26, 2017 9:51 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Apple cider vinegar |
Don Tiny wrote: DRINKS JUST FINE! But seriously, I take it you drank apple cider vinegar? Who the hell drinks any kind of vinegar, and why?!? Vinegar is for cleaning coffee pots, coloring Easter Eggs, being put on salads and sammiches, and in old-timey douches (literal, not figurative like, say, leash) ... not for drinking. It’s also a cleanse. |
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| Author: | Hatchetman [ Thu Oct 26, 2017 9:53 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Apple cider vinegar |
hope it clears your yeast infection |
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| Author: | Hockey Gay [ Thu Oct 26, 2017 9:55 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Apple cider vinegar |
Boilermaker Rick wrote: Try putting it in your mouth this time. 
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| Author: | Telegram Sam [ Thu Oct 26, 2017 10:31 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Apple cider vinegar |
Hockey Gay wrote: Boilermaker Rick wrote: Try putting it in your mouth this time. This could probably go in the corn dog thread too. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Thu Oct 26, 2017 10:38 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Apple cider vinegar |
Keyser Soze wrote: Don Tiny wrote: DRINKS JUST FINE! But seriously, I take it you drank apple cider vinegar? Who the hell drinks any kind of vinegar, and why?!? Vinegar is for cleaning coffee pots, coloring Easter Eggs, being put on salads and sammiches, and in old-timey douches (literal, not figurative like, say, leash) ... not for drinking. It’s also a cleanse. Well so's fuckin' Drano. Is there some real reason - other than the afternoon before having a colon Kodak moment - to do a 'cleanse' anyway? It seems to me like it's some fad that inexplicably turned into something otherwise normal people get suckered in by. 999 times out of 1,000 your colon doesn't need your help ... SHITS JUST FINE! Telegram Sam wrote: Hockey Gay wrote: Boilermaker Rick wrote: Try putting it in your mouth this time. This could probably go in the corn dog thread too. Prude. |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Thu Oct 26, 2017 10:54 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Apple cider vinegar |
Keyser Soze wrote: It’s also a cleanse. Try pouring five or six gallons over your keyboard then. Maybe that will help clean up your awful White Sox posts.
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| Author: | Keyser Soze [ Thu Oct 26, 2017 11:00 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Apple cider vinegar |
Don Tiny wrote: Keyser Soze wrote: Don Tiny wrote: DRINKS JUST FINE! But seriously, I take it you drank apple cider vinegar? Who the hell drinks any kind of vinegar, and why?!? Vinegar is for cleaning coffee pots, coloring Easter Eggs, being put on salads and sammiches, and in old-timey douches (literal, not figurative like, say, leash) ... not for drinking. It’s also a cleanse. Well so's fuckin' Drano. Is there some real reason - other than the afternoon before having a colon Kodak moment - to do a 'cleanse' anyway? It seems to me like it's some fad that inexplicably turned into something otherwise normal people get suckered in by. 999 times out of 1,000 your colon doesn't need your help ... SHITS JUST FINE! It’s supposed to help reduce belly fat. I wanna look good naked! |
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| Author: | SuperMario [ Thu Oct 26, 2017 11:01 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Apple cider vinegar |
Also great for reducing your dog's itchiness. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Thu Oct 26, 2017 11:12 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Apple cider vinegar |
Keyser Soze wrote: Don Tiny wrote: Keyser Soze wrote: Don Tiny wrote: DRINKS JUST FINE! But seriously, I take it you drank apple cider vinegar? Who the hell drinks any kind of vinegar, and why?!? Vinegar is for cleaning coffee pots, coloring Easter Eggs, being put on salads and sammiches, and in old-timey douches (literal, not figurative like, say, leash) ... not for drinking. It’s also a cleanse. Well so's fuckin' Drano. Is there some real reason - other than the afternoon before having a colon Kodak moment - to do a 'cleanse' anyway? It seems to me like it's some fad that inexplicably turned into something otherwise normal people get suckered in by. 999 times out of 1,000 your colon doesn't need your help ... SHITS JUST FINE! It’s supposed to help reduce belly fat. I wanna look good naked! As someone who often gets mistaken for a Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon, drinking cider to lose weight has about the same efficacy as pissing on a forest fire. Plus, you of course know that shit's quite acidic ... you might lose weight when your upper GI tract has gotten so raw that drinking water is almost too much to bear. |
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| Author: | City of Fools [ Thu Oct 26, 2017 12:04 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Apple cider vinegar |
my grandmother took 2 tablespoons of apple cider vinegar every day. She's 96. It's nasty stuff but it actually aides digestion and fixes acid reflux. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Thu Oct 26, 2017 12:17 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Apple cider vinegar |
City of Fools wrote: my grandmother took 2 tablespoons of apple cider vinegar every day. She's 96. It's nasty stuff but it actually aides digestion and fixes acid reflux. How the hell does Apple Cider Vinegar help with digestion when our guts are already filled with (diluted) hydrochloric acid? And how the hell does acid 'fix' acid? Doc, what's wrong wit my troat? Well, you have gastroesophageal reflux, or GERD. Huh? What da hell is dis GURD?? It's a medical term for acid reflux. <blank stare> You ever take a Rolaid when you've got a burning sensation in your throat? Oh yeah, sure I have. Everybody does. My mudder, God rest her soul, used ta go in da kitch..... Yes, yes ... that's what I mean, that sensation is what GERD produces. So, here's what you should do ... Wait, wait, lemme guess - drink more acid so de udder acid gets cancelled out? Right, doc? Doc? <door slams> "Fighting fire with fire" isn't a suggestion, it's an admonition. |
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| Author: | City of Fools [ Thu Oct 26, 2017 12:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Apple cider vinegar |
Don Tiny wrote: City of Fools wrote: my grandmother took 2 tablespoons of apple cider vinegar every day. She's 96. It's nasty stuff but it actually aides digestion and fixes acid reflux. How the hell does Apple Cider Vinegar help with digestion when our guts are already filled with (diluted) hydrochloric acid? And how the hell does acid 'fix' acid? Doc, what's wrong wit my troat? Well, you have gastroesophageal reflux, or GERD. Huh? What da hell is dis GURD?? It's a medical term for acid reflux. <blank stare> You ever take a Rolaid when you've got a burning sensation in your throat? Oh yeah, sure I have. Everybody does. My mudder, God rest her soul, used ta go in da kitch..... Yes, yes ... that's what I mean, that sensation is what GERD produces. So, here's what you should do ... Wait, wait, lemme guess - drink more acid so de udder acid gets cancelled out? Right, doc? Doc? <door slams> "Fighting fire with fire" isn't a suggestion, it's an admonition. There are times when GERD actually occurs because you have less muriatic (hydrocloric) acid in your stomach than you need...the acid then, in order to digest the food must be sloshed around by the stomach, and when this occurs you get stomach acid thrown up the esophagus. Vinegar helps digestion and eases GERD. It's as old timey as you can get. Pickle juice works as well. The other help if you really do have too much stomach acid is to get as much green leafy's as you can, which are on the base side of the acid/base scale. Taking antacids long-term is super scary. |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Thu Oct 26, 2017 4:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Apple cider vinegar |
Tito’s helps with that also. |
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| Author: | FavreFan [ Thu Oct 26, 2017 8:17 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Apple cider vinegar |
| I just saw this thread. Outstanding. So keyser drank vinegar straight up? That seems unwise. |
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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Thu Oct 26, 2017 8:33 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Apple cider vinegar |
Its been a thing for a few years. People take shots to help with weight loss and appetite suppressant. Probably because it tastes rancid. |
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| Author: | shirtless driver [ Thu Oct 26, 2017 8:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Apple cider vinegar |
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: T-Bone wrote: I use it in the slow cooker when making Carolina style pulled pork. This guy gets it. ^ These guys get it. |
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| Author: | Keyser Soze [ Thu Oct 26, 2017 8:44 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Apple cider vinegar |
The first time I drank it straight and I almost threw up. Lesson learned. Now I cut it with water and honey. It’s still god awful. So no one got the Jerky Boys reference? That’s disappointing. |
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| Author: | T-Bone [ Fri Oct 27, 2017 6:37 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Apple cider vinegar |
Terry's Peeps wrote: Its been a thing for a few years. People take shots to help with weight loss and appetite suppressant. Probably because it tastes rancid. I tried doing it once and that was enough to realize it would be a lot less uncomfortable to just go to the gym than deal with an upset stomach.
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