Bunch of fat fucking Americans celebrating a day we stole this land from the Native Americans by stuff their faces with carbs and sugars..as much as possible...then going out to celebrate their other favorite past time..consumption. Buying worthless shit they don't need. Nothing sums up how fucking worthless America is..more than Thanksgiving.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Football! Football! Football! Turkey! Turkey! Turkey! Thanksgiving is the trailer park of American holidays. The Fourth of July, on the other hand, is the penthouse. God bless America!

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Agreed. Wow.

Don't forget your U.S. Flag lapel pins.

Good to see the closet Trumpets come out to play on Thanksgiving.

#maketurkeysgreatagain

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When nothing else says trailer park like Joe and Bob blowing shit up with their shirts unbuttoned.

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Hey listen Pal...I hate button type shirts altogether.

Nah,Thanksgiving isn't that low. It ranks above Valentine's Day and way way way above Kwanza and Ramadan.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

How's that Senate campaign going?

Caption : After the first Thanksgiving, GaveAwayMyLand sits and ponders to himself 'FUCK ME'.

Fixed.

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

When did everyone on this board become a bunch of whiny SJW millennials?

One day a year suddenly all the liberals really hate refugees and immigration all of a sudden.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Bob, feel free to play a nice game of hide and go fuck yourself.

Happy Thanksgiving.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

Palate Wrecker? Anachronistic.

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You know me like that.

Elitist JORR is my favorite JORR. Football is awesome, and a holiday centered around it and food is inherently a great holiday.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Thanksgiving is the best holiday.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

This guy gets it.

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Veterans Day is the best holiday. Thanksgiving is top 5 though.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Top three. I'd put Independence Day there, too.

I’m an Arbor Day man.

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You know me like that.

You're barking up the wrong tree with that one.

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You know me like that.

Leaf him alone.

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-- source

Glad to see you guys branching out

I'm so buying you somewhere between a beer and a sports bar for this post! #MAGA!!!!

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what are we trees or sonething?

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