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Author:  shakes [ Thu Mar 29, 2018 2:18 pm ]
Post subject:  People who dip doritos in salsa

They're already fucking flavored you fat morons?

Author:  RFDC [ Thu Mar 29, 2018 2:21 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: People who dip doritos in salsa

denied.

Salsa makes everything better.

Author:  Darkside [ Thu Mar 29, 2018 2:22 pm ]
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shakes wrote:
They're already fucking flavored you fat morons?

Bigfan?
Is that you?

Author:  Darkside [ Thu Mar 29, 2018 2:22 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: People who dip doritos in salsa

Oh and Doug ain't gonna like this thread one bit.

Author:  Caller Bob [ Thu Mar 29, 2018 2:23 pm ]
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As long as no double dipping is involved, who fucking cares?

Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Thu Mar 29, 2018 2:23 pm ]
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Cool ranch doritos and guacamole. Thank me later.

Author:  shakes [ Thu Mar 29, 2018 2:24 pm ]
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Caller Bob wrote:
As long as no double dipping is involved, who fucking cares?


Irony. The guy who cares about every fucking thread this place has asking why someone cares about something.

Author:  Caller Bob [ Thu Mar 29, 2018 2:24 pm ]
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shakes wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
As long as no double dipping is involved, who fucking cares?


Irony. The guy who cares about every fucking thread this place has asking why someone cares about something.


Irony, the overweight man who just had a heart attack, giving nutritional advice.

Author:  shakes [ Thu Mar 29, 2018 2:25 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: People who dip doritos in salsa

RFDC wrote:
denied.

Salsa makes everything better.


so you would dip a salsa flavored dorito into salsa?


Even for a hillbilly like you, that seems trashy.

Author:  shakes [ Thu Mar 29, 2018 2:26 pm ]
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Caller Bob wrote:
shakes wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
As long as no double dipping is involved, who fucking cares?


Irony. The guy who cares about every fucking thread this place has asking why someone cares about something.


Irony, the overweight man who just had a heart attack, giving nutritional advice.



Not overweight and also didn't have a heart attack, but nice try.

Author:  Caller Bob [ Thu Mar 29, 2018 2:28 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: People who dip doritos in salsa

Just calm da fuck down before you have #2 :lol:

Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Thu Mar 29, 2018 2:28 pm ]
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Caller Bob wrote:
shakes wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
As long as no double dipping is involved, who fucking cares?


Irony. The guy who cares about every fucking thread this place has asking why someone cares about something.


Irony, the overweight man who just had a heart attack, giving nutritional advice.


You're talking to a gold medalist pal.

Author:  FavreFan [ Thu Mar 29, 2018 2:28 pm ]
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Solid nomination. This is dumb.

Author:  Peoria Matt [ Thu Mar 29, 2018 2:32 pm ]
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FavreFan wrote:
Solid nomination. This is dumb.


Agreed, but......

Hank Scorpio wrote:
Cool ranch doritos and guacamole. Thank me later.


This is interesting.

Author:  Don Tiny [ Thu Mar 29, 2018 2:32 pm ]
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Never heard of such a thing. It's an abomination. Wait, I would at least try Taco flavored Doritos ... but anything else should mean time in a Supermax prison.

Author:  SuperMario [ Thu Mar 29, 2018 2:36 pm ]
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shakes wrote:
They're already fucking flavored you fat morons?


Salsa is actually one of the healthiest snacks out there. It's all fruit and vegetables. The fatness comes from the Doritos sans salsa.

The truly fat morons are the ones who put Easy Cheese on their Doritos.

Author:  Peoria Matt [ Thu Mar 29, 2018 2:39 pm ]
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That sounds disgusting.

Author:  Ron Wolfley [ Thu Mar 29, 2018 2:46 pm ]
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Absolutely disgusting dipping Doritos in salsa. The idea is to taste the salsa. Regular tortilla chips or scrambled eggs accomplishes this. If you need some kick to your Doritos, get their Salsa Verde flavor.

Author:  Caller Bob [ Thu Mar 29, 2018 2:49 pm ]
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If you actively dip, I might agree with the nomination, because residue could get in the salsa. If you are to do this, you must scoop the salsa on to your plate and do as you please. At that point, I don't care because I'm not a chick or a burrito.

Author:  Darkside [ Thu Mar 29, 2018 2:49 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: People who dip doritos in salsa

Caller Bob wrote:
If you actively dip, I might agree with the nomination, because residue could get in the salsa. If you are to do this, you must scoop the salsa on to your plate and do as you please. At that point, I don't care because I'm not a chick or a burrito.

Have you tried it?

Author:  DAC [ Thu Mar 29, 2018 2:50 pm ]
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Denied

While it’s not something I necessarily want to try, no need for this nomination.

Author:  shakes [ Thu Mar 29, 2018 2:51 pm ]
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Caller Bob wrote:
Just calm da fuck down before you have #2 :lol:


I don't need to calm down, I got blood pressure meds for that.

Not to mention blood thinners. Let me tell you, being on blood thinners brings a whole new level of stress to the morning shave. Not to mention the odd fact that I've had bloody nose out of my left nostril for nearly 2 straight months now.

Author:  Caller Bob [ Thu Mar 29, 2018 2:51 pm ]
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Darkside wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
If you actively dip, I might agree with the nomination, because residue could get in the salsa. If you are to do this, you must scoop the salsa on to your plate and do as you please. At that point, I don't care because I'm not a chick or a burrito.

Have you tried it?

Not salsa, but I do like A1 on Doritos for some odd reason.

Author:  shakes [ Thu Mar 29, 2018 2:53 pm ]
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guys, there's a reason the Doritos already come flavored.

Let me ask the trash that thinks its ok to dip doritos into salsa. When you do this, do you just close your eyes at the store and grab whatever bag of Doritos is closest? Afterall, does it really matter what flavor you get when you are going to cover them in salsa?

Author:  Don Tiny [ Thu Mar 29, 2018 3:15 pm ]
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Caller Bob wrote:
I'm not a chick or a burrito.


The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Thu Mar 29, 2018 3:27 pm ]
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Caller Bob wrote:
I'm not a chick or a burrito.
Let's assume you are.

Author:  Dewskie [ Thu Mar 29, 2018 4:17 pm ]
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I'd like to sub-nominate people who put salad dressing on pizza. The fuck is the matter with you savages?

Author:  Brick [ Thu Mar 29, 2018 4:41 pm ]
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I would think this would be common in the marijuana cigarette community.

Author:  Ron Wolfley [ Thu Mar 29, 2018 4:45 pm ]
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Dewskie wrote:
I'd like to sub-nominate people who put salad dressing on pizza. The fuck is the matter with you savages?


This is only acceptable if you work at a pizza place because you eat pizza constantly so you have to switch it up once in a while. Whether that’s dipping in ranch/combination of ranch and hot sauce/throwing some hot peppers on top.

Author:  Dewskie [ Thu Mar 29, 2018 4:49 pm ]
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Ron Wolfley wrote:
Dewskie wrote:
I'd like to sub-nominate people who put salad dressing on pizza. The fuck is the matter with you savages?


This is only acceptable if you work at a pizza place because you eat pizza constantly so you have to switch it up once in a while. Whether that’s dipping in ranch/combination of ranch and hot sauce/throwing some hot peppers on top.



I will tolerate a sprinkle of hot sauce or tobasco, but I see kids who won't eat already-delicious pizza unless they can dip it in copious amounts of Ranch or French dressing. It's a godless abomination of glorious institution.

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