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Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Sat Mar 31, 2018 8:52 am ]
Post subject:  Chinese Space Station
If I get killed by a de-orbiting urination tube while I'm cooking Easter dinner, I will not be happy.

I guess I wouldn't be mad either. The dead thing.
Author:  Telegram Sam [ Sat Mar 31, 2018 9:26 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Chinese Space Station
Is there a link, or is this poetry?
Author:  Spaulding [ Sat Mar 31, 2018 9:30 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Chinese Space Station
Do you worry about this everyday like a phobia or is it a one a year easter thing?
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Sat Mar 31, 2018 9:41 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Chinese Space Station
https://www.space.com/40154-chinese-spa ... ction.html

The governor of Michigan put the state on emergency alert.

Northern Illinois has been right in the middle of the High Probability path all week.
Author:  Juice's Lecture Notes [ Sat Mar 31, 2018 9:41 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Chinese Space Station
No it's actually coming down, the original de-orbit forecast had it burning up over our section of the Midwest.
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Sat Mar 31, 2018 9:45 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Chinese Space Station
China has not disclosed details of the station so our experts cannot predict exactly how quickly it will disintegrate and lose its orbit but it will likely hit portions of the Northern US.
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Sat Mar 31, 2018 9:47 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Chinese Space Station
https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/ ... 470931002/
Author:  Douchebag [ Sat Mar 31, 2018 9:49 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Chinese Space Station
JLN or BMac's house is fine with me.
Author:  Peoria Matt [ Sat Mar 31, 2018 10:36 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Chinese Space Station
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
If I get killed by a de-orbiting urination tube while I'm cooking Easter dinner, I will not be happy.


I'd be pissed.
Author:  RFDC [ Sat Mar 31, 2018 11:04 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Chinese Space Station
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Author:  tommy [ Sat Mar 31, 2018 12:51 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Chinese Space Station
Telegram Sam wrote:
Is there a link, or is this poetry?


T-Sam, you have many thoughts on poetry. That's awesome.
Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Sat Mar 31, 2018 6:02 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Chinese Space Station
These things fall to Earth all the time.
Author:  Darkside [ Sat Mar 31, 2018 6:09 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Chinese Space Station
Still less dangerous than teen texting.
Author:  Don Tiny [ Sat Mar 31, 2018 7:37 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Chinese Space Station
Cheap, high quality space stations.
Author:  Don Tiny [ Sat Mar 31, 2018 7:44 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Chinese Space Station
Would this get changed to a shoutout if it crashed on Heyward's head?
Author:  Darkside [ Sat Mar 31, 2018 7:54 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Chinese Space Station
Thing about a Chinese space station crash is an hour later you want to crash another one.
Author:  Don Tiny [ Sat Mar 31, 2018 8:02 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Chinese Space Station
Darkside wrote:
Thing about a Chinese space station crash is an hour later you want to crash another one.

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Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Sat Mar 31, 2018 8:09 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Chinese Space Station
Darkside wrote:
Thing about a Chinese space station crash is an hour later you want to crash another one.

Horry Cow!
Author:  Juice's Lecture Notes [ Sat Mar 31, 2018 8:38 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Chinese Space Station
You have a cataract.

No, I drive a rincoln continental.
Author:  Don Tiny [ Sat Mar 31, 2018 9:00 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Chinese Space Station
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Author:  Caller Bob [ Sat Mar 31, 2018 9:40 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Chinese Space Station
Will homeowner's insurance cover this?
Author:  leashyourkids [ Sat Mar 31, 2018 9:49 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Chinese Space Station
Caller Bob wrote:
Will homeowner's insurance cover this?


No.
Author:  Caller Bob [ Sat Mar 31, 2018 9:52 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Chinese Space Station
leashyourkids wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
Will homeowner's insurance cover this?


No.

Ponzi scheme
Author:  jimmypasta [ Sat Mar 31, 2018 9:53 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Chinese Space Station
leashyourkids wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
Will homeowner's insurance cover this?


No.



How about a garage?
Author:  leashyourkids [ Sat Mar 31, 2018 9:53 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Chinese Space Station
Should have read your policy.
Author:  jimmypasta [ Sat Mar 31, 2018 9:57 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Chinese Space Station
leashyourkids wrote:
Should have read your policy.


I heard the chances of a piece of space junk hitting you are about 1 in 2 trillion.

I'm much more worried about the mysterious sonic booms going on:

https://www.google.com/search?q=mysteri ... 24&bih=637
Author:  Caller Bob [ Sat Mar 31, 2018 9:58 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Chinese Space Station
leashyourkids wrote:
Should have read your policy.

Extendyouainting circumstances
Author:  leashyourkids [ Sat Mar 31, 2018 10:00 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Chinese Space Station
jimmypasta wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
Should have read your policy.


I heard the chances of a piece of space junk hitting you are about 1 in 2 trillion.


Ban space junk!
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Sat Mar 31, 2018 10:02 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Chinese Space Station
jimmypasta wrote:
I'm much more worried about the mysterious sonic booms going on:


Those are aliens.

It's OK. Trump's building a wall.
Author:  jimmypasta [ Sat Mar 31, 2018 10:03 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Chinese Space Station
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
jimmypasta wrote:
I'm much more worried about the mysterious sonic booms going on:


Those are aliens.

It's OK. Trump's building a wall.


Maybe he will get the Vulcans to pay for it.
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