sjboyd0137 wrote:
https://deadspin.com/virginia-man-calls-cops-after-hard-screen-in-pickup-b-1827659622
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Everyone at the gym and dude in the black with hands folded falls from a hard pick.
He gets up tells everyone he’s going to call the police and walks out leaving everyone in gym confused
We thought he was joking til we saw buddy at the front desk on the phone really calling the police [sobbing emoji]
Shooting Sleeves was NOT the one who called the police he was the screener not the “screenee”
Cop finally comes and brings them out the gym to talk like it was an elementary school fight. You could tell he was blown cause his time was wasted
Cop leaves and we are still left wondering why...
This is dumb as hell.
My friend Jerry who died used to run a bunch of softball leagues on the Northwest side. Eventually he got rid of all the men's leagues because the douchebag guys were just too much of a headache. The girls could be a pain in the ass, but nothing like the dudes. Anyway, when he still had a men's league at Wilson Park, our friend Ray was umpiring a game and he called this asshole out at home. The guy started beefing and carrying on and Ray threw him out of the game. The guy wouldn't stop so Ray told the team captain that if the guy didn't leave the park he was going to call it a forfeit. His teammates made him leave but as he was going he kept motherfucking Ray and telling him he was a cop.
Next day the park supervisor gets a call from downtown with a complaint from this asswipe. She tells Jerry and Jerry says he'll take care of it. So Jerry calls downtown and gets whoever it was the goof complained to and says, "Before we go any further I'm gonna tell you the first thing this asshole said when he called you, okay?" And the woman downtown says, "Okay." Jerry says, "The first thing the guy said when he called was, 'I'm a cop'. Am I right?" The woman from Da Park Districk started laughing, probably threw the complaint in the garbage.
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