John Schneider asks judge to lock him up rather than pay ex spousal support

You don't make the coin that you made when you married or knocked someone up forever.

I'm not a scientist, but I don't think it's possible to knock someone up forever.

I'm not a scientist, but I don't think it's possible to knock someone up forever.

what if you are just plain old washed up? You don't make the coin that you made when you married or knocked someone up forever.

Wow that was a good one. Bazinga!

Simple, You go to the courthouse and file a motion to modify payments based on a change on financial circumstances. No attorney needed.

Can’t get work in Hollywood because he’s a conservative . Shocking .

Who in the hell is pining for John Schneider's acting chops exactly?

Lifetime movies or informational show hosts?

That was a poorly written article.

So how does this work? If he actually does serve a prison sentence, is he then off the hook for paying her once he's released?

Can’t get work in Hollywood because he’s a conservative . Shocking .

Please tell me, what was the last performance of John Schneider you enjoyed. Or the last time you thought: "you know, John Schneider would've been better in that role "?

So, after looking it up, I'm honestly amazed at how much shit he's been in since Dukes of Hazzard went away.

Which bites the whole whining and excuse making that waaahhh!!! I can't find work because of my conservative politics crap dead in the ass.

But I'm waiting on Mr. Keyana Jones to respond.

Please tell me, what was the last performance of John Schneider you enjoyed. Or the last time you thought: "you know, John Schneider would've been better in that role "?

Right, now Tom Wopat, that's a different story.

What he owes is not going away. Typically a judge will set a purge amount and if he pays it (some smaller percentage of what's owed) he'll get out of jail. If he does he'll also have to continue to make payments on the rest of what he owes, if he doesn't he goes back to jail.

Which bites the whole whining and excuse making that waaahhh!!! I can't find work because of my conservative politics crap dead in the ass.

But I'm waiting on Mr. Keyana Jones to respond.

This doesn't really seem like a case where a body attachment would be ordered in Illinois. This goof is begging for incarceration. You know we don't have debtor's prisons in the U.S. The point of putting a child support deadbeat in Cook County jail is because somehow that money the guy "doesn't have" usually magically appears after at night or two at 26th and Cal.

Please tell me, what was the last performance of John Schneider you enjoyed. Or the last time you thought: "you know, John Schneider would've been better in that role "?

If he wants to go to jail he can go to jail. When he wants out he can cough up some money.

I saw a local (Arthur, Illinois) all-female stage reproduction of the Season 2 premiere of Vega$ and I do recall thinking that "Bo Duke would work well here as Dan Tanna."

You know we don't have debtor's prisons in the U.S.