Drunk Squirrel's drunk posting is a board staple. I'll never forget when he made a coherent post that, by the end, was completely incoherent and, as I recall, mildly anti-Semitic.
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Sun Jul 29, 2018 7:22 pm ] |
| Post subject: | In-grown toe nails |
Wow, this is painful. First one I've ever had. The doctor was amazed that I ripped the in grown part off without anesthetic and told me never to do it again. I'm on antibiotics and pain killers (nothing good). Never realized how bad these could get. My toe looked like a tomato yesterday. |
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| Author: | Mr. Reason [ Sun Jul 29, 2018 7:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: In-grown toe nails |
I had one about 15 years ago and dug it out myself. Nasty stuff. I hate going to the doctor. I took an old pair of shoes and cut out the big toe portion so as not to put any pressure on it as it healed. I empathize. |
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| Author: | Godfella [ Sun Jul 29, 2018 7:44 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: In-grown toe nails |
Only get them on the insides of my big toes. These will literally bring tears to a grown man's eyes. Terribly painful. |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Sun Jul 29, 2018 7:51 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: In-grown toe nails |
More like 'tomatoe' amirite? |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Sun Jul 29, 2018 7:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: In-grown toe nails |
Mr. Reason wrote: I had one about 15 years ago and dug it out myself. Nasty stuff. I hate going to the doctor. I took an old pair of shoes and cut out the big toe portion so as not to put any pressure on it as it healed. I empathize. Me too. I SHOULD have done what you did, but I instead decided to walk a couple miles downtown Friday after a meeting. That was not a good decision. |
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| Author: | pittmike [ Sun Jul 29, 2018 7:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: In-grown toe nails |
Was it a structural ingrown issue? |
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| Author: | Mr. Reason [ Sun Jul 29, 2018 8:19 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: In-grown toe nails |
pittmike wrote: Was it a structural ingrown issue? I’m going with systemic. |
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| Author: | Furious Styles [ Sun Jul 29, 2018 8:33 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: In-grown toe nails |
More like inbred. |
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| Author: | Mr. Reason [ Sun Jul 29, 2018 8:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: In-grown toe nails |
Furious Styles wrote: More like inbred. Leave your family out of this. |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Sun Jul 29, 2018 8:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: In-grown toe nails |
Furious Styles wrote: More like inbred. I'll take "phrases uttered by Furious' family when asked how many of them agree with gay marriage" for 1,000. |
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| Author: | Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Sun Jul 29, 2018 8:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: In-grown toe nails |
Wow you guys sound like huge pussies. Have a few beers, soak the toe for a bit and then just rip the thing out. |
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| Author: | Drunk Squirrel [ Sun Jul 29, 2018 8:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: In-grown toe nails |
I haven’t had an ingrown toenail but got a splinter under a big toe nail many moons ago. God, that was fucking painful, had to cut the nail off and that damn toe hurt for months as the new nail grew in. I hope I never get an actual ingrown but if I do I will maintain this level of intoxication throughout the recovery. |
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| Author: | Mr. Reason [ Sun Jul 29, 2018 8:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: In-grown toe nails |
Drunk Squirrel wrote: I haven’t had an ingrate wn but got a splinter under a big toe nail many moons ago. God, that was fucking painful, had to cut the nail off and that damn toe hurt fir months as the new nail grew in. I hope I never get an ingrown. Drunk Squirrel needs to buy a few vowels. Drunk Squirrel drunk posting. |
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| Author: | Drunk Squirrel [ Sun Jul 29, 2018 8:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: In-grown toe nails |
Mr. Reason wrote: Drunk Squirrel wrote: I haven’t had an ingrate wn but got a splinter under a big toe nail many moons ago. God, that was fucking painful, had to cut the nail off and that damn toe hurt fir months as the new nail grew in. I hope I never get an ingrown. Drunk Squirrel needs to buy a few vowels. Drunk Squirrel drunk posting. Truth. |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Sun Jul 29, 2018 9:00 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: In-grown toe nails |
| Drunk Squirrel's drunk posting is a board staple. I'll never forget when he made a coherent post that, by the end, was completely incoherent and, as I recall, mildly anti-Semitic.
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| Author: | Drunk Squirrel [ Sun Jul 29, 2018 9:03 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: In-grown toe nails |
leashyourkids wrote: :lol: Drunk Squirrel's drunk posting is a board staple. I'll never forget when he made a coherent post that, by the end, was completely incoherent and, as I recall, mildly anti-Semitic. I can’t recall any anti Semitic posts I’ve made (Anti semantic perhaps) but god only knows what I post between the typos and the rest. |
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| Author: | Caller Bob [ Sun Jul 29, 2018 9:04 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: In-grown toe nails |
Mr. Reason is the in-grown toenail of this message board. |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Sun Jul 29, 2018 9:05 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: In-grown toe nails |
Drunk Squirrel wrote: leashyourkids wrote: :lol: Drunk Squirrel's drunk posting is a board staple. I'll never forget when he made a coherent post that, by the end, was completely incoherent and, as I recall, mildly anti-Semitic. I can’t recall any anti Semitic posts I’ve made (Anti semantic perhaps) but god only knows what I post between the typos and the rest. I was kidding about that part. But you did type a sentence that went from insightful to completely incoherent.
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| Author: | Drunk Squirrel [ Sun Jul 29, 2018 9:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: In-grown toe nails |
leashyourkids wrote: Drunk Squirrel wrote: leashyourkids wrote: :lol: Drunk Squirrel's drunk posting is a board staple. I'll never forget when he made a coherent post that, by the end, was completely incoherent and, as I recall, mildly anti-Semitic. I can’t recall any anti Semitic posts I’ve made (Anti semantic perhaps) but god only knows what I post between the typos and the rest. I was kidding about that part. But you did type a sentence that went from insightful to completely incoherent. Oh.. that’s totally believable. The coherent part was accidental. In case anyone is wondering, and why would they, I’m channeling my inner Brockmire and drinking Sazeric Rye. |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Sun Jul 29, 2018 9:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: In-grown toe nails |
To be clear, I love you Squirrel. |
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| Author: | Mr. Reason [ Sun Jul 29, 2018 9:15 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: In-grown toe nails |
Caller Bob wrote: Mr. Reason is the in-grown toenail of this message board. I don’t post much anymore. However, it seems anytime I do you seem to show up. You’re nothing but an annoying, ankle biting fuck. |
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| Author: | Caller Bob [ Sun Jul 29, 2018 9:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: In-grown toe nails |
Mr. Reason wrote: Caller Bob wrote: Mr. Reason is the in-grown toenail of this message board. I don’t post much anymore. . Because everytime you do, your ignorant, prepubescent ass gets embarrassed. See you in 3 months. |
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| Author: | Drunk Squirrel [ Sun Jul 29, 2018 9:19 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: In-grown toe nails |
leashyourkids wrote: To be clear, I love you Squirrel. Give me another drink or two and I’ll return the sentiment. I was raised in a family that doesn’t utter those words. |
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| Author: | Mr. Reason [ Sun Jul 29, 2018 9:23 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: In-grown toe nails |
Caller Bob wrote: Mr. Reason wrote: Caller Bob wrote: Mr. Reason is the in-grown toenail of this message board. I don’t post much anymore. . Because everytime you do, your ignorant, prepubescent ass gets embarrassed. See you in 3 months. You’re embarrassed every time you hit submit. As evident by ‘your’ misuse of ‘your’ above, you fucking twat. |
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| Author: | Caller Bob [ Sun Jul 29, 2018 9:25 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: In-grown toe nails |
Mr. Reason wrote: Caller Bob wrote: Mr. Reason wrote: Caller Bob wrote: Mr. Reason is the in-grown toenail of this message board. I don’t post much anymore. . Because everytime you do, your ignorant, prepubescent ass gets embarrassed. See you in 3 months. You’re embarrassed every time you hit submit. As evident by ‘your’ misuse of ‘your’ above, you fucking twat. Please seek therapy. |
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| Author: | Mr. Reason [ Sun Jul 29, 2018 9:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: In-grown toe nails |
Caller Bob wrote: Mr. Reason wrote: Caller Bob wrote: Mr. Reason wrote: Caller Bob wrote: Mr. Reason is the in-grown toenail of this message board. I don’t post much anymore. . Because everytime you do, your ignorant, prepubescent ass gets embarrassed. See you in 3 months. You’re embarrassed every time you hit submit. As evident by ‘your’ misuse of ‘your’ above, you fucking twat. Please seek therapy. Please play a nice game of hide and go fuck youself. |
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| Author: | 312player [ Sun Jul 29, 2018 11:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: In-grown toe nails |
leashyourkids wrote: Wow, this is painful. First one I've ever had. The doctor was amazed that I ripped the in grown part off without anesthetic and told me never to do it again. I'm on antibiotics and pain killers (nothing good). Never realized how bad these could get. My toe looked like a tomato yesterday. Let's see a pic.. I'm confused how this could ever happen with maintaince every 3 or 4 months |
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| Author: | Mr. Reason [ Sun Jul 29, 2018 11:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: In-grown toe nails |
312player wrote: leashyourkids wrote: Wow, this is painful. First one I've ever had. The doctor was amazed that I ripped the in grown part off without anesthetic and told me never to do it again. I'm on antibiotics and pain killers (nothing good). Never realized how bad these could get. My toe looked like a tomato yesterday. Let's see a pic.. I'm confused how this could ever happen with maintaince every 3 or 4 months Mine popped up outta nowhere the first time. I’ve been on the lookout ever since. |
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| Author: | Chet Coppock's Fur Coat [ Mon Jul 30, 2018 12:11 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: In-grown toe nails |
There's a simple procedure for the big toes to kill some of the nail bed right along the sides. So the nails grow out with about a 1/16th inch spacing. Takes about 10 minutes, and you have to take an antiobiotic for a couple of days, and it takes a few days to heal up so reduced activity. But it doesn't hurt at all. I had both big toes done a year apart about 18 years ago, and haven't had problems since. |
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| Author: | GoldenJet [ Mon Jul 30, 2018 1:27 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: In-grown toe nails |
Being kinda broke a few months ago, I decided to pick at an ingrown toenail. Ended up bending and tearing the ingrown portion out and cutting it off. Dealt with it again today. No problemo. |
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