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Author:  Darkside [ Mon Oct 15, 2018 2:24 pm ]
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Hey. It's a rhetorical question. Dont tell me about your prostate or diarrhea when I'm doing a call and I ask how ya doing as I introduce myself.

Author:  pittmike [ Mon Oct 15, 2018 2:35 pm ]
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Everything gets messed up. Stick to hello.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Mon Oct 15, 2018 2:47 pm ]
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Did you hear the bank on the corner is offering a hundred dollars if you go in there and they don't greet you with a hello?

Author:  Tall Midget [ Mon Oct 15, 2018 3:31 pm ]
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How about moving this thread to a section where it won't be seen?

Author:  shakes [ Mon Oct 15, 2018 3:35 pm ]
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Darkside wrote:
Hey. It's a rhetorical question. Dont tell me about your prostate or diarrhea when I'm doing a call and I ask how ya doing as I introduce myself.



this is why I don't ask my clients how they are doing when I call them on the phone. Just a hello and then get right to the point.

Author:  leashyourkids [ Mon Oct 15, 2018 3:44 pm ]
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shakes wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Hey. It's a rhetorical question. Dont tell me about your prostate or diarrhea when I'm doing a call and I ask how ya doing as I introduce myself.



this is why I don't ask my clients how they are doing when I call them on the phone. Just a hello and then get right to the point.


Bingo. "Hello, I am returning your call. How can I help you?"

Author:  Darkside [ Mon Oct 15, 2018 7:39 pm ]
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Tall Midget wrote:
How about moving this thread to a section where it won't be seen?

How about i move you to a section where you won't be seen.

Author:  Tall Midget [ Mon Oct 15, 2018 8:10 pm ]
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Darkside wrote:
Tall Midget wrote:
How about moving this thread to a section where it won't be seen?

How about i move you to a section where you won't be seen.


How about I put a wig on you and force you to cohabitate with IMU?

Oh wait, some other dude already took that job. My bad.

Author:  a retard [ Mon Oct 15, 2018 8:14 pm ]
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Darkside wrote:
Hey. It's a rhetorical question. Dont tell me about your prostate or diarrhea when I'm doing a call and I ask how ya doing as I introduce myself.


I'd rather hear about a prostate then get the millennial "fine, thank you for asking."

Author:  leashyourkids [ Mon Oct 15, 2018 8:17 pm ]
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a retard wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Hey. It's a rhetorical question. Dont tell me about your prostate or diarrhea when I'm doing a call and I ask how ya doing as I introduce myself.


I'd rather hear about a prostate then get the millennial "fine, thank you for asking."


No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.

Author:  newper [ Mon Oct 15, 2018 8:18 pm ]
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Ahoy-hoy.

Author:  Don Tiny [ Mon Oct 15, 2018 8:19 pm ]
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Tall Midget wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Tall Midget wrote:
How about moving this thread to a section where it won't be seen?

How about i move you to a section where you won't be seen.


How about I put a wig on you and force you to cohabitate with IMU?

Oh wait, some other dude already took that job. My bad.

:lol: wtf

Author:  Darkside [ Mon Oct 15, 2018 8:31 pm ]
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Tall Midget wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Tall Midget wrote:
How about moving this thread to a section where it won't be seen?

How about i move you to a section where you won't be seen.


How about I put a wig on you and force you to cohabitate with IMU?

Oh wait, some other dude already took that job. My bad.

Totes.

Author:  Franky T [ Mon Oct 15, 2018 8:46 pm ]
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When asked this question I respond with a simple "hello". Then I start talking about the reason for the conversation.

Author:  veganfan21 [ Mon Oct 15, 2018 9:22 pm ]
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Darkside wrote:
Hey. It's a rhetorical question. Dont tell me about your prostate or diarrhea when I'm doing a call and I ask how ya doing as I introduce myself.


I'm with LYK. If you're not looking to start a convo but want to avoid getting to the point immediately then don't ask a question. A simple "hey, nice to see you, how can I help" will suffice. I'm not gonna tell you my life story if you ask how I'm doing, but if someone else does then that's on you for asking the question. Not on them.

Author:  Darkside [ Mon Oct 15, 2018 9:29 pm ]
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Well it's kinda my way of saying "why did you call for service?"

Author:  Zippy-The-Pinhead [ Mon Oct 15, 2018 9:32 pm ]
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Darkside wrote:
Well it's kinda my way of saying "why did you call for service?"

It seems like there might be a more clear way of saying it than “how ya doing?” but I can’t think of another phrase that implies “why did you call for service?” :scratch:

Author:  leashyourkids [ Mon Oct 15, 2018 9:36 pm ]
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Any call I make or answer is someone who is already pissed off. Sadly, no one ever calls me to say how happy they were with us. So if I ever say "hi, how are you?", it's always met with "well, I was pretty good until you guys came out here and fucked me over." So I just skip that part and try to see if there's a solution to whatever their issue is without getting into a 20-minute recap of the whole story.

Author:  newper [ Mon Oct 15, 2018 9:36 pm ]
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Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Well it's kinda my way of saying "why did you call for service?"

It seems like there might be a more clear way of saying it than “how ya doing?” but I can’t think of another phrase that implies “why did you call for service?” :scratch:

Mike Murphy wrote:
What's your beef?

Author:  leashyourkids [ Mon Oct 15, 2018 9:36 pm ]
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Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Well it's kinda my way of saying "why did you call for service?"

It seems like there might be a more clear way of saying it than “how ya doing?” but I can’t think of another phrase that implies “why did you call for service?” :scratch:


How can I help you

Author:  veganfan21 [ Mon Oct 15, 2018 9:37 pm ]
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Plenty of people have suggested the following: "how can I help you?"

:D

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Mon Oct 15, 2018 9:37 pm ]
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Darkside wrote:
Hey. It's a rhetorical question. Dont tell me about your prostate or diarrhea when I'm doing a call and I ask how ya doing as I introduce myself.



Good morning, how ya doin'?

Got some bad diarrhea.

Man, keep that to yourself.

I wish I could.

Author:  donspiracy [ Mon Oct 15, 2018 9:38 pm ]
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Then stop asking a question you don't want answered.... Worse, is having having the saying thrown back at you.

Doesn't matter if it "How you doin" "Thank you" "What's up" etc.

When I ask what's up, don't tell me what's up!! ITS THE WORST !!!!

Author:  Zippy-The-Pinhead [ Mon Oct 15, 2018 9:39 pm ]
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leashyourkids wrote:
Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Well it's kinda my way of saying "why did you call for service?"

It seems like there might be a more clear way of saying it than “how ya doing?” but I can’t think of another phrase that implies “why did you call for service?” :scratch:


How can I help you

It was rhetorical.

Author:  newper [ Mon Oct 15, 2018 9:39 pm ]
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donspiracy wrote:
When I ask what's up, don't tell me what's up!! ITS THE WORST !!!!

At least as annoying as people talking Bears when they see me wearing my Bears jacket.

Author:  leashyourkids [ Mon Oct 15, 2018 9:40 pm ]
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Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Well it's kinda my way of saying "why did you call for service?"

It seems like there might be a more clear way of saying it than “how ya doing?” but I can’t think of another phrase that implies “why did you call for service?” :scratch:


How can I help you

It was rhetorical.


No, I was just asking if you needed help with anything.

Author:  Zippy-The-Pinhead [ Mon Oct 15, 2018 9:41 pm ]
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newper wrote:
donspiracy wrote:
When I ask what's up, don't tell me what's up!! ITS THE WORST !!!!

At least as annoying as people talking Bears when they see me wearing my Bears jacket.

Pointing and laughing is more appropriate.

Author:  leashyourkids [ Mon Oct 15, 2018 9:42 pm ]
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Talking on the phone in general is on par with being waterboarded. The only thing I think about the whole time is how to get off the phone.

Author:  Drunk Squirrel [ Mon Oct 15, 2018 9:45 pm ]
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Being fucking civil is the worst.

Author:  Darkside [ Mon Oct 15, 2018 9:47 pm ]
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I mean you gotta try to get some kind of friendly report with people you're gonna sock with $1000 worth of repairs or replacements.
I try to be like "how we doing?" Or "so what do we have going on here?" Expecting to hear "well my furnace is making a weird noise" or "the air is coming on but it's not cold" which I get 90% of the time but dude I'm clearly asking about your heat not your hemorrhoids.

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