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Nas

Post subject: Not Clearing Snow Off Your Car

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2018 9:56 am

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If you wait multiple days after a snow storm to drive your car you should probably take a few minutes to clear the snow and ice off your car. No one wants dodge sheets of ice or snow that's flying off of your car on the expressway.

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Not Clearly Snow Off Your Car

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2018 10:00 am

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Not Clearly a coherent thread title!

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Post subject: Re: Not Clearly Snow Off Your Car

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2018 10:11 am

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Not clearly remembering that you do this thread every year, it seems! Almost worst than me and my annual mention of the alternate version of Halloween II on AMC!

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Not Clearly Snow Off Your Car

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2018 10:12 am

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denisdman wrote:

Not Clearly a coherent thread title!

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Not Clearly Snow Off Your Car

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2018 10:13 am

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spmack wrote:

Not clearly remembering that you do this thread every year, it seems! Almost worst than me and my annual mention of the alternate version of Halloween II on AMC!

People should listen

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: Not Clearing Snow Off Your Car

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2018 10:14 am

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Nas wrote:

I'm in a hurry and my wife parks like an ass and doesn't give me garage room so fuck you and deal with it.

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Not Clearing Snow Off Your Car

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2018 10:18 am

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Caller Bob wrote:

Nas wrote:

I'm in a hurry and my wife parks like an ass and doesn't give me garage room so fuck you and deal with it.

Getting hit upside the head with a bat should help you remember in the future.

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Drunk Squirrel

Post subject: Re: Not Clearing Snow Off Your Car

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2018 10:21 am

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Nas wrote:

Caller Bob wrote:

Nas wrote:

I'm in a hurry and my wife parks like an ass and doesn't give me garage room so fuck you and deal with it.

Getting hit upside the head with a bat should help you remember in the future.

As someone who has taken a swung bat to the noggin I can assure you that about all you remember is pain.

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Not Clearing Snow Off Your Car

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2018 10:26 am

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Drunk Squirrel wrote:

Nas wrote:

Caller Bob wrote:

Nas wrote:

I'm in a hurry and my wife parks like an ass and doesn't give me garage room so fuck you and deal with it.

Getting hit upside the head with a bat should help you remember in the future.

As someone who has taken a swung bat to the noggin I can assure you that about all you remember is pain.

Whenever he sees snow on his car he'll remember why he felt pain.

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: Not Clearing Snow Off Your Car

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2018 10:28 am

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Nas wrote:

Drunk Squirrel wrote:

Nas wrote:

Caller Bob wrote:

Nas wrote:

I'm in a hurry and my wife parks like an ass and doesn't give me garage room so fuck you and deal with it.

Getting hit upside the head with a bat should help you remember in the future.

As someone who has taken a swung bat to the noggin I can assure you that about all you remember is pain.

Whenever he sees snow on his car he'll remember why he felt pain.

Is that a threat?

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Peoria Matt

Post subject: Re: Not Clearing Snow Off Your Car

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2018 10:30 am

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That would involve inconveniencing one's self by getting up 5 minutes earlier.

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Not Clearing Snow Off Your Car

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2018 10:31 am

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Caller Bob wrote:

Nas wrote:

Drunk Squirrel wrote:

Nas wrote:

Caller Bob wrote:

Nas wrote:

I'm in a hurry and my wife parks like an ass and doesn't give me garage room so fuck you and deal with it.

Getting hit upside the head with a bat should help you remember in the future.

As someone who has taken a swung bat to the noggin I can assure you that about all you remember is pain.

Whenever he sees snow on his car he'll remember why he felt pain.

Is that a threat?

REPORTED

Snowflake!

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Post subject: Re: Not Clearing Snow Off Your Car

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2018 10:33 am

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Caller Bob on his way to work, pictured below:

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Post subject: Re: Not Clearing Snow Off Your Car

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2018 10:33 am

Caller Bob wrote:

Nas wrote:

Drunk Squirrel wrote:

Nas wrote:

Caller Bob wrote:

Nas wrote:

I'm in a hurry and my wife parks like an ass and doesn't give me garage room so fuck you and deal with it.

Getting hit upside the head with a bat should help you remember in the future.

As someone who has taken a swung bat to the noggin I can assure you that about all you remember is pain.

Whenever he sees snow on his car he'll remember why he felt pain.

Is that a threat?

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We need a ruling from Judge Juicy.

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Not Clearing Snow Off Your Car

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2018 10:36 am

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FavreFan wrote:

Caller Bob on his way to work, pictured below:

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Drunk Squirrel

Post subject: Re: Not Clearing Snow Off Your Car

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2018 10:37 am

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FavreFan wrote:

Caller Bob on his way to work, pictured below:

Not proud but my window has looked that way before. Usually by the time I’d get to any roads where I’d see someone they’d be de iced.

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Peoria Matt

Post subject: Re: Not Clearing Snow Off Your Car

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2018 10:41 am

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FF.

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: Not Clearing Snow Off Your Car

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2018 10:48 am

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FavreFan wrote:

Caller Bob on his way to work, pictured below:

A bit generous on the size of the square though.

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: Not Clearing Snow Off Your Car

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2018 11:11 am

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Nas wrote:

I'm sorry, were you behind me on Lake Ave?

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Post subject: Re: Not Clearing Snow Off Your Car

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2018 11:15 am

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Caller Bob wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

Caller Bob on his way to work, pictured below:

A bit generous on the size of the square though.

Caller Bob is driving a Burqa.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Not Clearing Snow Off Your Car

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2018 11:15 am

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Nas wrote:

Caller Bob wrote:

I'm in a hurry and my wife parks like an ass and doesn't give me garage room so fuck you and deal with it.

Getting hit upside the head with a bat should help you remember in the future.

Let's assume that it won't.

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: Not Clearing Snow Off Your Car

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2018 11:17 am

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There was a car in front of me but in another lane yesterday that was completely covered in snow except for the driver's side of the window...that still was icy. i have no idea how this person wasn't all over the road.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Not Clearing Snow Off Your Car

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2018 11:45 am

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Can we add the assholes who shovel all their driveway snow into the street?

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Not Clearing Snow Off Your Car

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2018 11:50 am

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Darkside wrote:

Can we add the assholes who shovel all their driveway snow into the street?

I'll allow it

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Not Clearing Snow Off Your Car

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2018 11:51 am

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

Nas wrote:

Caller Bob wrote:

I'm in a hurry and my wife parks like an ass and doesn't give me garage room so fuck you and deal with it.

Getting hit upside the head with a bat should help you remember in the future.

Let's assume that it won't.

At least you tried to help.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Not Clearing Snow Off Your Car

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2018 11:54 am

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forget that, snow on the car as you drive on the expressway leaves a beautiful, shimmering tail, like a comet. Why do you hate comets?

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Not Clearing Snow Off Your Car

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2018 12:00 pm

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good dolphin wrote:

forget that, snow on the car as you drive on the expressway leaves a beautiful, shimmering tail, like a comet. Why do you hate comets?

Same day snow is different than the ice that develops when you wait days before driving your car. Why do you want to break my windshield or damage my car or possibly make me crash?

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Not Clearing Snow Off Your Car

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2018 12:10 pm

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Nas wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

forget that, snow on the car as you drive on the expressway leaves a beautiful, shimmering tail, like a comet. Why do you hate comets?

Same day snow is different than the ice that develops when you wait days before driving your car. Why do you want to break my windshield or damage my car or possibly make me crash?

You know why

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