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| Author: | SpiralStairs [ Fri Dec 07, 2018 10:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | The Christmas Chronicles |
Santa heavily implies that all the bad things that ever happened in human history were the result of people not believing in him. Very sacrilegious. Sad! |
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| Author: | SpiralStairs [ Fri Dec 07, 2018 10:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Christmas Chronicles |
This flick is full of continuity problems. They find Santa at 10:30pm on the east coast on Christmas Eve, then go to a restaurant in Chicago. So it's 930pm on Christmas Eve and the restaurant is full of people? Also the bartender steals a car and parks the stolen car at his place of employment? Huh?!? |
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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Fri Dec 07, 2018 10:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Christmas Chronicles |
Kurt Russell is a solid Santa Claus. Denied. |
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| Author: | SpiralStairs [ Fri Dec 07, 2018 10:21 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Christmas Chronicles |
Terry's Peeps wrote: Kurt Russell is a solid Santa Claus. Denied. Little girl tells Comet that he's famous where she comes from. Bitch, Comet is world famous. Expand your horizons. |
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| Author: | SpiralStairs [ Fri Dec 07, 2018 10:22 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Christmas Chronicles |
Julie needs to be tweeting about how the Chicago PD didn't immediately fire upon Santa like they did LaQuan McDonald. |
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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Fri Dec 07, 2018 10:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Christmas Chronicles |
This thread is gonna be great. |
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| Author: | SpiralStairs [ Fri Dec 07, 2018 10:33 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Christmas Chronicles |
Terry's Peeps wrote: This thread is gonna be great. The kids' dad died in a fire but he's a cop. Little bit of a try hard dontcha think? |
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| Author: | SpiralStairs [ Fri Dec 07, 2018 10:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Christmas Chronicles |
None of the Chicago cops are white. |
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| Author: | SpiralStairs [ Fri Dec 07, 2018 10:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Christmas Chronicles |
They locked Santa up but allowed him to keep his shoe laces? |
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| Author: | SpiralStairs [ Fri Dec 07, 2018 10:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Christmas Chronicles |
The Chicago gang members are racially ambiguous. |
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| Author: | SpiralStairs [ Fri Dec 07, 2018 10:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Christmas Chronicles |
The police don't question at all how an entire band showed up in jail? |
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| Author: | Drunk Squirrel [ Fri Dec 07, 2018 10:59 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Christmas Chronicles |
This thread almost makes me want to watch this film. Almost. |
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| Author: | SpiralStairs [ Fri Dec 07, 2018 11:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Christmas Chronicles |
Drunk Squirrel wrote: This thread almost makes me want to watch this film. Almost. Now Santa is sucking this kid's dick? WTF?!? |
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| Author: | SpiralStairs [ Fri Dec 07, 2018 11:05 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Christmas Chronicles |
They went from Chicago to St Louis to New Orleans to Denver then BACK across the country to Minneapolis? Makes no sense! |
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| Author: | SpiralStairs [ Fri Dec 07, 2018 11:06 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Christmas Chronicles |
This movie assumes children wait until 10am to open presents. That's tarded. |
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| Author: | SpiralStairs [ Fri Dec 07, 2018 11:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Christmas Chronicles |
Santa missed one family because an elf was eating in the sleigh and it caused a page on his naughty or nice list to stick together, but there were at least 30 other names on that stuck-together page. |
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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Fri Dec 07, 2018 11:10 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Christmas Chronicles |
SpiralStairs wrote: Santa missed one family because an elf was eating in the sleigh and it caused a page on his naughty or nice list to stick together, but there were at least 30 other names on that stuck-together page.  My son pointed that out. I think this movie ruined Santa Claus for him. |
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| Author: | SpiralStairs [ Fri Dec 07, 2018 11:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Christmas Chronicles |
The central conceit of the film is that people don't believe in Santa. The little girl has video proof that Santa exists, then at the end Santa secretly takes back all video evidence of his existence. Talk about mixed messages! |
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| Author: | SpiralStairs [ Fri Dec 07, 2018 11:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Christmas Chronicles |
Terry's Peeps wrote: SpiralStairs wrote: Santa missed one family because an elf was eating in the sleigh and it caused a page on his naughty or nice list to stick together, but there were at least 30 other names on that stuck-together page. My son pointed that out. I think this movie ruined Santa Claus for him. Your son is as smart as an attorney, or an attorney is smart as your son. Make of that what you will. |
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| Author: | SpiralStairs [ Fri Dec 07, 2018 11:17 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Christmas Chronicles |
Totally called Goldie as Mrs. Claus! |
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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Fri Dec 07, 2018 11:35 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Christmas Chronicles |
SpiralStairs wrote: Totally called Goldie as Mrs. Claus! Especially when her son was the dad who died. |
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| Author: | TurdFerguson [ Sat Dec 08, 2018 12:14 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Christmas Chronicles |
SpiralStairs wrote: Santa missed one family because an elf was eating in the sleigh and it caused a page on his naughty or nice list to stick together, but there were at least 30 other names on that stuck-together page. Not the first time an elf made a few pages stick together. Amiright. |
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| Author: | Freelance Mortician [ Sat Dec 08, 2018 6:20 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Christmas Chronicles |
SpiralStairs wrote: Drunk Squirrel wrote: This thread almost makes me want to watch this film. Almost. Now Santa is sucking this kid's dick? WTF?!?
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| Author: | Scooter [ Sat Dec 08, 2018 7:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Christmas Chronicles |
Lets get this back on track. Moderators eat shit. |
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| Author: | BigW72 [ Mon Dec 10, 2018 9:39 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Christmas Chronicles |
I watched this.....incredibly predictable, cheesy, fluff. Made for a fine Christmas movie. |
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| Author: | Hank Scorpio [ Mon Dec 10, 2018 1:04 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Christmas Chronicles |
It was slightly disturbing to see Kurt Russell looking almost exactly like his character in Hateful Eight play Santa. I kept waiting for him to vomit blood on one of the kids. |
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