Asshat exists entirely to make sure Angel Hernandez isn't the single worst umpire in baseball

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

worst game I've seen umped since that Kerry Wood bullshit game.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

If there is any job that should be eliminated by robots, it's the job of the home plate umpire

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

I didn't remember this, but I guess the very first pitch of that game was a 99 mph high fastball that the Cubs' catcher missed and nailed the ump right in the mask. Maybe he was disoriented the rest of the game (but then again, after that you'd think he'd call it in the other team's favor).

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Hes having another rough night. Maybe his bad strike calls are due to the beaning he got earlier... but woof.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014