Mr. Reason wrote:
You should douchbagging Jesus. Oh wait, your people killed him. That’s far worse than a douchbagging.
Carry on...
Carry on...
The kick was tipped Ogie.
You can go back to wishing death on law enforcement now.
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| Author: | Ogie Oglethorpe [ Sun Jan 06, 2019 9:51 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Parkey Apologists |
Fuck him. Fuck him with a 10 foot rusted pole. edited: his apologists are even fucking worse. Fuck you for defending a guy who missed 10+ kicks all year. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Sun Jan 06, 2019 9:52 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Parkey |
Ogie Oglethorpe wrote: Fuck him. Fuck him with a 10 foot rusted pole. That's a deep fucking. |
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| Author: | Ogie Oglethorpe [ Sun Jan 06, 2019 9:53 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Parkey |
Darkside wrote: Ogie Oglethorpe wrote: Fuck him. Fuck him with a 10 foot rusted pole. That's a deep fucking. oh yes it is |
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| Author: | Mr. Reason [ Sun Jan 06, 2019 9:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Parkey |
You should douchbagging Jesus. Oh wait, your people killed him. That’s far worse than a douchbagging. Carry on... |
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| Author: | Seacrest [ Sun Jan 06, 2019 10:06 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Parkey |
Mr. Reason wrote: You should douchbagging Jesus. Oh wait, your people killed him. That’s far worse than a douchbagging. Carry on... The kick was tipped Ogie. You can go back to wishing death on law enforcement now. |
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| Author: | newper [ Sun Jan 06, 2019 10:17 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Parkey |
Parkey is losing luster. |
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| Author: | IkeSouth [ Sun Jan 06, 2019 10:44 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Parkey |
I think he's a Russian spy. When he had the free kick it went right down the middle no problem.. he might have been hitting the posts on purpose this whole time. |
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| Author: | Zippy-The-Pinhead [ Sun Jan 06, 2019 10:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Parkey |
Denied. Well done Mr. Parkey. |
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| Author: | hnd [ Mon Jan 07, 2019 1:17 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Parkey |
why...he is who he is. blame a management staff that kept him in a position of incompetence. blame a team that relied on him for points in the first half when they shouldn't of. |
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| Author: | Juice's Lecture Notes [ Mon Jan 07, 2019 1:19 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Parkey |
Was there any other team knocking down the door to give this guy any kind of guaranteed, much less multi-year guaranteed, deal? Maybe Pace thought he had his guy, and wanted to lock him up, and for that I'll give him a pass, but he needs to learn to scout special teams players much better. |
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| Author: | Peoria Matt [ Mon Jan 07, 2019 1:20 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Parkey |
I was more shocked he hit his first three attempts. |
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| Author: | veganfan21 [ Mon Jan 07, 2019 1:21 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Parkey |
Ban goalposts |
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| Author: | badrogue17 [ Mon Jan 07, 2019 1:25 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Parkey |
Uh, white people will be fine ? |
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| Author: | Juice's Lecture Notes [ Mon Jan 07, 2019 1:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Parkey |
8 more doinks. |
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| Author: | Cheap Charlie [ Mon Jan 07, 2019 6:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Parkey |
Eagles guy says he tipped Parkey's last FG try with left fingers. NFL looked and they agree. |
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| Author: | Ogie Oglethorpe [ Sat Jan 12, 2019 9:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Parkey Apologists |
I'm going to change the title to Parkey aplogists as they are even fucking worse |
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| Author: | FavreFan [ Sat Jan 12, 2019 9:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Parkey |
Juice's Lecture Notes wrote: Was there any other team knocking down the door to give this guy any kind of guaranteed, much less multi-year guaranteed, deal? Maybe Pace thought he had his guy, and wanted to lock him up, and for that I'll give him a pass, but he needs to learn to scout special teams players much better. Probably. He was very good before this season. |
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| Author: | 312player [ Sat Jan 12, 2019 11:59 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Parkey |
FavreFan wrote: Juice's Lecture Notes wrote: Was there any other team knocking down the door to give this guy any kind of guaranteed, much less multi-year guaranteed, deal? Maybe Pace thought he had his guy, and wanted to lock him up, and for that I'll give him a pass, but he needs to learn to scout special teams players much better. Probably. He was very good before this season. No he wasn't, there's a reason why this Bible thumping shitbag was on 4 teams in 5 seasons. |
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| Author: | FavreFan [ Sun Jan 13, 2019 12:03 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Parkey |
312player wrote: FavreFan wrote: Juice's Lecture Notes wrote: Was there any other team knocking down the door to give this guy any kind of guaranteed, much less multi-year guaranteed, deal? Maybe Pace thought he had his guy, and wanted to lock him up, and for that I'll give him a pass, but he needs to learn to scout special teams players much better. Probably. He was very good before this season. No he wasn't, there's a reason why this Bible thumping shitbag was on 4 teams in 5 seasons. You’re wrong. Look at his stats. He’s a kicker. Stats are all that matters, and his stats were good before this season. |
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| Author: | 312player [ Sun Jan 13, 2019 12:07 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Parkey Apologists |
4 teams in 5 years.. let that sink in. And his stats aren't impressive |
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| Author: | FavreFan [ Sun Jan 13, 2019 12:08 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Parkey Apologists |
312player wrote: 4 teams in 5 years.. let that sink in. And his stats aren't impressive His stats before this year were very good relative to his peers. There’s nothing else that matters in this debate. |
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| Author: | whiskey dick [ Sun Jan 13, 2019 12:10 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Parkey Apologists |
Has anyone pointed out that our GM looks like George McFly? |
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| Author: | 312player [ Sun Jan 13, 2019 12:12 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Parkey Apologists |
FavreFan wrote: 312player wrote: 4 teams in 5 years.. let that sink in. And his stats aren't impressive His stats before this year were very good relative to his peers. There’s nothing else that matters in this debate. He'll be on his 5th team in 6 years in 6 months. Wake up |
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| Author: | FavreFan [ Sun Jan 13, 2019 12:13 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Parkey Apologists |
312player wrote: FavreFan wrote: 312player wrote: 4 teams in 5 years.. let that sink in. And his stats aren't impressive His stats before this year were very good relative to his peers. There’s nothing else that matters in this debate. He'll be on his 5th team in 6 years in 6 months. Wake up That’s the life of most kickers. Seems like you have no argument at all here friend. |
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| Author: | Juiced [ Sun Jan 13, 2019 1:35 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Parkey Apologists |
FavreFan wrote: 312player wrote: 4 teams in 5 years.. let that sink in. And his stats aren't impressive His stats before this year were very good relative to his peers. There’s nothing else that matters in this debate. He missed 5 out of 25 kicks in 2016 and 3 extra points in 2017. Nothings screamed "very good" about Parkey. Pace was a fool for signing him to a large contract based on his average at best stats. |
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| Author: | FavreFan [ Sun Jan 13, 2019 1:39 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Parkey Apologists |
Juiced wrote: FavreFan wrote: 312player wrote: 4 teams in 5 years.. let that sink in. And his stats aren't impressive His stats before this year were very good relative to his peers. There’s nothing else that matters in this debate. He missed 5 out of 25 kicks in 2016 and 3 extra points in 2017. Nothings screamed "very good" about Parkey. Pace was a fool for signing him to a large contract based on his average at best stats. You’re cherry picking stats because there is no logical counter argument to what i said. Before this season Parkey was top 5 in fg% for qualifying kickers in his career. There’s no argument he was anything other than very good. |
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| Author: | Nas [ Sun Jan 13, 2019 1:41 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Parkey Apologists |
Juiced wrote: FavreFan wrote: 312player wrote: 4 teams in 5 years.. let that sink in. And his stats aren't impressive His stats before this year were very good relative to his peers. There’s nothing else that matters in this debate. He missed 5 out of 25 kicks in 2016 and 3 extra points in 2017. Nothings screamed "very good" about Parkey. Pace was a fool for signing him to a large contract based on his average at best stats. His video of him purposely hitting the uprights so him |
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| Author: | 312player [ Sun Jan 13, 2019 9:57 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Parkey Apologists |
FavreFan wrote: Juiced wrote: FavreFan wrote: 312player wrote: 4 teams in 5 years.. let that sink in. And his stats aren't impressive His stats before this year were very good relative to his peers. There’s nothing else that matters in this debate. He missed 5 out of 25 kicks in 2016 and 3 extra points in 2017. Nothings screamed "very good" about Parkey. Pace was a fool for signing him to a large contract based on his average at best stats. You’re cherry picking stats because there is no logical counter argument to what i said. Before this season Parkey was top 5 in fg% for qualifying kickers in his career. There’s no argument he was anything other than very good. Coming into this season he was a career 18-27 from 40-49 yards( that sucks) |
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| Author: | Godfella [ Sun Jan 13, 2019 10:17 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Parkey Apologists |
If memory serves correct, Parkey missed around 11 kicks this season. He hit the upright 6 times missing and missed an additional 5 kicks outright. As a former center/long snapper back in my glory days, it got me thinking... If a center snapping the ball makes 11 muffed snaps - whether it is a regular, shotgun or long snap - he would not be back next season. Period. End of sentence. New paragraph. In fact, the center would never have had the opportunity to achieve 11 total bad snaps. He would have been replaced or cut after the third or fourth. Nothing personal against Cody Parkey, but there is zero chance he returns next season. |
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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Sun Jan 13, 2019 10:19 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Parkey Apologists |
Godfella wrote: If memory serves correct, Parkey missed around 11 kicks this season. He hit the upright 6 times missing and missed an additional 5 kicks outright. As a former center/long snapper back in my glory days, it got me thinking... If a center snapping the ball makes 11 muffed snaps - whether it is a regular, shotgun or long snap - he would not be back next season. Period. End of sentence. New paragraph. In fact, the center would never have had the opportunity to achieve 11 total bad snaps. He would have been replaced or cut after the third or fourth. Nothing personal against Cody Parkey, but there is zero chance he returns next season. There's 5 million reasons he's back. |
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