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| Author: | Rod [ Sat Jan 26, 2019 11:10 am ] |
| Post subject: | Dibs |
I had a thought this morning. How could Marxism could ever work as a societal system, when people can't even shovel out a space for the greater good of the community without glomming it with their shitty old furniture? |
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| Author: | Nas [ Sat Jan 26, 2019 11:12 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dibs |
Dibs is great. Very few things are more Chicago than that. |
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Sat Jan 26, 2019 11:14 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dibs |
Nas wrote: Dibs is great. Very few things are more Chicago than that. Correct. I would acquit someone for murder if they stabbed someone who stole dibs. |
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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Sat Jan 26, 2019 11:25 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dibs |
I am stunned JORR is against dibs. Though I will say dibs is used too liberally. You don't get dibs for less than 8 inches of snow. |
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| Author: | FavreFan [ Sat Jan 26, 2019 11:25 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dibs |
JORR is against dibs?! What is the world coming to these days |
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| Author: | Telegram Sam [ Sat Jan 26, 2019 11:26 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dibs |
I have never been pro-dibs. Everybody is miserable, stop thinking about yourself. Dibs have become meta now. They are made for Instagram. |
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| Author: | Nas [ Sat Jan 26, 2019 11:28 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dibs |
Terry's Peeps wrote: I am stunned JORR is against dibs. Though I will say dibs is used too liberally. You don't get dibs for less than 8 inches of snow. Depends. Last Saturday was a dibs day IMO. |
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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Sat Jan 26, 2019 11:30 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dibs |
Nas wrote: Terry's Peeps wrote: I am stunned JORR is against dibs. Though I will say dibs is used too liberally. You don't get dibs for less than 8 inches of snow. Depends. Last Saturday was a dibs day IMO. Hmmm. Yeah I guess so and that was only 6. But people putting out dibs today after an inch of snow can die in a snowbank. |
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| Author: | Nas [ Sat Jan 26, 2019 11:31 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dibs |
Terry's Peeps wrote: Nas wrote: Terry's Peeps wrote: I am stunned JORR is against dibs. Though I will say dibs is used too liberally. You don't get dibs for less than 8 inches of snow. Depends. Last Saturday was a dibs day IMO. Hmmm. Yeah I guess so and that was only 6. But people putting out dibs today after an inch of snow can die in a snowbank. Agreed. |
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| Author: | Seacrest [ Sat Jan 26, 2019 11:31 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dibs |
FavreFan wrote: JORR is against dibs?! What is the world coming to these days Ever since he bought a condo which came with his own heated indoor parking spaces. |
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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Sat Jan 26, 2019 11:32 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dibs |
Seacrest wrote: FavreFan wrote: JORR is against dibs?! What is the world coming to these days Ever since he bought a condo which came with his own heated indoor parking spaces. Say it ain't so! JORR has gone soft? |
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| Author: | pittmike [ Sat Jan 26, 2019 11:32 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dibs |
FavreFan wrote: JORR is against dibs?! What is the world coming to these days Jorr has many paradoxically affected ideas. Example do business and make money is good. Own property is bad. |
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| Author: | Nas [ Sat Jan 26, 2019 11:33 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dibs |
He's a suburbanite that has gone soft. He needs to return his Chicago accent. |
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| Author: | badrogue17 [ Sat Jan 26, 2019 11:34 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dibs |
Worst thing GarPax ever did was get rid of Dibs. |
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| Author: | shakes [ Sat Jan 26, 2019 11:35 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dibs |
I've always disliked Dibs. There need to be ground rules. 1. Only applies to 6 inch snowfalls or more. 2. in order to qualify you must shovel the ENTIRE spot COMPLETELY 3. It expires 3 days after the snowfall |
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| Author: | Nas [ Sat Jan 26, 2019 11:37 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dibs |
shakes wrote: I've always disliked Dibs. There need to be ground rules. 1. Only applies to 6 inch snowfalls or more. 2. in order to qualify you must shovel the ENTIRE spot COMPLETELY 3. It expires 3 days after the snowfall You need more than 3 days. You also sound like a guy who was too lazy to remove snow from a spot and tried to steal one from someone or you never had to park on the street. |
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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Sat Jan 26, 2019 11:42 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dibs |
I always enjoy watching the videos of people who trash someone's car for stealing dibs. When they bring out the hose and freeze it is always a treat |
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| Author: | Seacrest [ Sat Jan 26, 2019 11:44 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dibs |
Nas wrote: He's a suburbanite that has gone soft. He needs to return his Chicago accent. He's like Dolphin. They have both feet in Chicago, but they are half a step from Lincolnwood. |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Sat Jan 26, 2019 11:47 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dibs |
Suburbs win again. |
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| Author: | Rod [ Sat Jan 26, 2019 12:02 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dibs |
Terry's Peeps wrote: I am stunned JORR is against dibs. Though I will say dibs is used too liberally. You don't get dibs for less than 8 inches of snow. There definitely hasn't been enough snow for Dibs to be in effect, even if you believe in it. But that's the problem. It's just lawlessness. And worse than that, it's the most unneighborly thing I can think of. Plus it's gotten to the point where some of these asswipes don't even shovel, they just pull their car out and mark the spot with their fucking baby's highchair. |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Sat Jan 26, 2019 12:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dibs |
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: Terry's Peeps wrote: I am stunned JORR is against dibs. Though I will say dibs is used too liberally. You don't get dibs for less than 8 inches of snow. There definitely hasn't been enough snow for Dibs to be in effect, even if you believe in it. But that's the problem. It's just lawlessness. And worse than that, it's the most unneighborly thing I can think of. Plus it's gotten to the point where some of these asswipes don't even shovel, they just pull their car out and mark the spot with their fucking baby's highchair. When did you move to Round Lake Beach? |
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| Author: | Peoria Matt [ Sat Jan 26, 2019 12:21 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dibs |
Maybe Jorr could loan some empty Cameron Hughes wine cases for dibs |
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| Author: | Telegram Sam [ Sat Jan 26, 2019 12:24 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dibs |
I know what we thought of the people who did this in our neighborhood growing up. I am in no hurry to be thought of that way. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Sat Jan 26, 2019 1:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dibs |
Terry's Peeps wrote: Seacrest wrote: FavreFan wrote: JORR is against dibs?! What is the world coming to these days Ever since he bought a condo which came with his own heated indoor parking spaces. Say it ain't so! JORR has gone soft? Bob Dole used to hawk pills for that. |
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| Author: | Nas [ Sat Jan 26, 2019 1:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dibs |
Don Tiny wrote: Terry's Peeps wrote: Seacrest wrote: FavreFan wrote: JORR is against dibs?! What is the world coming to these days Ever since he bought a condo which came with his own heated indoor parking spaces. Say it ain't so! JORR has gone soft? Bob Dole used to hawk pills for that. Used to? |
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| Author: | Panther pislA [ Sat Jan 26, 2019 1:44 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dibs |
I have no opinion on dibs, except I am glad as shit that I don't live in the city anymore. |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Sat Jan 26, 2019 5:45 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dibs |
I think with this type of cold, ANY amount of snow is cause for dibs. Someone that steals a "dibs" spot is a complete scumbag. |
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| Author: | DAC [ Sat Jan 26, 2019 8:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dibs |
Panther pislA wrote: I have no opinion on dibs, except I am glad as shit that I don't live in the city anymore. You and me both. I hated the year I lived in the city. Not that Tinley Fucking Park is that great but at least I have a driveway. |
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| Author: | GoldenJet [ Sat Jan 26, 2019 8:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dibs |
The kids love dibs |
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| Author: | tommy [ Sat Jan 26, 2019 9:19 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dibs |
The best dibs are first dibs, like getting the first taste from newly-opened peanut butter lovingly packaged by wage-slave machines or being the first one to sit on the new couch the proletarians just delivered. Even Marx would agree with that. |
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