45 and Sunny here in Southern MO.
Have had maybe 2 inches of snow so far this season.
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| Author: | Panther pislA [ Sun Jan 27, 2019 11:33 am ] |
| Post subject: | SHOVELING AND SNOW-BLOWING |
I gave my mammoth snow-blower to my nephew over summer because it took up too much space in my garage, and now we are left to doing it the old-fashioned way, by hand. Both methods suck, and I get a cold every time I go out to do this shit, whether by machine or by hand, it seems. Wish the neighborhood helper kid didn't move away. Man, I had it golden when he used to do this crap for $20. Kid even took checks. Kid was a fucking loser and almost got kicked out of school a few times for doing some stupid shit, but he sure helped out in the neighborhood a lot. We're probably a good 3-4 years from my own dudes being able to earn their keep, as my daughter would probably tell me to get fucked if I sent her out there to do it. |
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| Author: | ToxicMasculinity [ Sun Jan 27, 2019 11:35 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SHOVELING AND SNOW-BLOWING |
Move |
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| Author: | Panther pislA [ Sun Jan 27, 2019 11:37 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SHOVELING AND SNOW-BLOWING |
ToxicMasculinity wrote: Move Considering it. Looking hard at a few opportunities in North Texas. |
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| Author: | Nas [ Sun Jan 27, 2019 11:40 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SHOVELING AND SNOW-BLOWING |
I shovel snow faster than anyone. I created a system that's very efficient and I am back inside within 5 minutes regardless of how much snow falls |
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| Author: | Panther pislA [ Sun Jan 27, 2019 11:44 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SHOVELING AND SNOW-BLOWING |
Nas wrote: I shovel snow faster than anyone. I created a system that's very efficient and I am back inside within 5 minutes regardless of how much snow falls Share your technique with us mortals, oh wise one! |
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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Sun Jan 27, 2019 11:46 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SHOVELING AND SNOW-BLOWING |
Nas wrote: I shovel snow faster than anyone. I created a system that's very efficient and I am back inside within 5 minutes regardless of how much snow falls Me too! It's called 2 kids. |
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| Author: | Nas [ Sun Jan 27, 2019 11:49 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SHOVELING AND SNOW-BLOWING |
Terry's Peeps wrote: Nas wrote: I shovel snow faster than anyone. I created a system that's very efficient and I am back inside within 5 minutes regardless of how much snow falls Me too! It's called 2 kids. My oldest son tries but based on the footprints I'm sure that he's spending most of his time playing. |
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| Author: | Nas [ Sun Jan 27, 2019 11:58 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SHOVELING AND SNOW-BLOWING |
Panther pislA wrote: Nas wrote: I shovel snow faster than anyone. I created a system that's very efficient and I am back inside within 5 minutes regardless of how much snow falls Share your technique with us mortals, oh wise one! On a sidewalk push the snow in a straight line (on the left or right side) to the end of your property and then turn it into the grass. Now stand inside the line that you created and face the other snow. If you are right handed stand to the far left and face the snow. If you're left handed stand to the far right and face the snow. Now walk down the line and push the rest of the snow into the grass. |
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| Author: | DAC [ Sun Jan 27, 2019 12:00 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SHOVELING AND SNOW-BLOWING |
Stop bitching especially if you have a snowblower! |
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| Author: | Panther pislA [ Sun Jan 27, 2019 12:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SHOVELING AND SNOW-BLOWING |
Nas wrote: Panther pislA wrote: Nas wrote: I shovel snow faster than anyone. I created a system that's very efficient and I am back inside within 5 minutes regardless of how much snow falls Share your technique with us mortals, oh wise one! On a sidewalk push the snow in a straight line (on the left or right side) to the end of your property and then turn it into the grass. Now stand inside the line that you created and face the other snow. If you are right handed stand to the far left and face the snow. If you're left handed stand to the far right and face the snow. Now walk down the line and push the rest of the snow into the grass. No sidewalks, just a decently-long driveway. |
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| Author: | Panther pislA [ Sun Jan 27, 2019 12:09 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SHOVELING AND SNOW-BLOWING |
DAC wrote: Stop bitching especially if you have a snowblower! Had. It wasn't worth it. Sucking up the fumes that came off that thing made me dizzy as fuck. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Sun Jan 27, 2019 12:10 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SHOVELING AND SNOW-BLOWING |
Nas wrote: Panther pislA wrote: Nas wrote: I shovel snow faster than anyone. I created a system that's very efficient and I am back inside within 5 minutes regardless of how much snow falls Share your technique with us mortals, oh wise one! On a sidewalk push the snow in a straight line (on the left or right side) to the end of your property and then turn it into the grass. Now stand inside the line that you created and face the other snow. If you are right handed stand to the far left and face the snow. If you're left handed stand to the far right and face the snow. Now walk down the line and push the rest of the snow into the grass. So you shovel just like everyone else does. Brilliant. |
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| Author: | Hank Scorpio [ Sun Jan 27, 2019 12:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SHOVELING AND SNOW-BLOWING |
Never owned a snowblower. I’ll use a shovel like god intended. I enjoy shoveling at night. It’s peaceful and quiet and the moonlight shines off the snow and gives me a feeling of serenity. One of the few times I’m at peace in the world. |
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| Author: | Nas [ Sun Jan 27, 2019 12:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SHOVELING AND SNOW-BLOWING |
Darkside wrote: Nas wrote: Panther pislA wrote: Nas wrote: I shovel snow faster than anyone. I created a system that's very efficient and I am back inside within 5 minutes regardless of how much snow falls Share your technique with us mortals, oh wise one! On a sidewalk push the snow in a straight line (on the left or right side) to the end of your property and then turn it into the grass. Now stand inside the line that you created and face the other snow. If you are right handed stand to the far left and face the snow. If you're left handed stand to the far right and face the snow. Now walk down the line and push the rest of the snow into the grass. So you shovel just like everyone else does. Brilliant. No. Not even close. |
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| Author: | Nas [ Sun Jan 27, 2019 12:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SHOVELING AND SNOW-BLOWING |
Hank Scorpio wrote: Never owned a snowblower. I’ll use a shovel like god intended. I enjoy shoveling at night. It’s peaceful and quiet and the moonlight shines off the snow and gives me a feeling of serenity. One of the few times I’m at peace in the world. Early morning is peaceful too. Nothing worse than shoveling at night just to come out in the morning and see more snow. |
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| Author: | doug - evergreen park [ Sun Jan 27, 2019 12:35 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SHOVELING AND SNOW-BLOWING |
Unless you plan on being out a midnight tonight, we'll be shoveling tomorrow morning. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Sun Jan 27, 2019 12:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SHOVELING AND SNOW-BLOWING |
doug - evergreen park wrote: Unless you plan on being out a midnight tonight, we'll be shoveling tomorrow morning. Shovel forever, guardian! This is amazing! |
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| Author: | redskingreg [ Sun Jan 27, 2019 1:21 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SHOVELING AND SNOW-BLOWING |
I don’t think God invented shovels, Hank. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Sun Jan 27, 2019 1:28 pm ] |
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redskingreg wrote: I don’t think God invented shovels, Hank. Ok fine. God inspired the invention of shovels, right, Seacrest? |
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| Author: | RFDC [ Sun Jan 27, 2019 1:53 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SHOVELING AND SNOW-BLOWING |
45 and Sunny here in Southern MO. Have had maybe 2 inches of snow so far this season.
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| Author: | Darkside [ Sun Jan 27, 2019 1:56 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SHOVELING AND SNOW-BLOWING |
RFDC wrote: 45 and Sunny here in Southern MO. Have had maybe 2 inches of snow so far this season.How many inches of dick you had so far, braggart? |
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| Author: | RFDC [ Sun Jan 27, 2019 2:03 pm ] |
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Darkside wrote: RFDC wrote: 45 and Sunny here in Southern MO. Have had maybe 2 inches of snow so far this season.How many inches of dick you had so far, braggart? 
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| Author: | Darkside [ Sun Jan 27, 2019 2:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SHOVELING AND SNOW-BLOWING |
 That's good, mate. |
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| Author: | Kirkwood [ Sun Jan 27, 2019 2:35 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SHOVELING AND SNOW-BLOWING |
We've barely had any snow. panther just exposing himself as a huge va-jay-jay |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Sun Jan 27, 2019 2:51 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SHOVELING AND SNOW-BLOWING |
Nas wrote: I shovel snow faster than anyone. I created a system that's very efficient and I am back inside within 5 minutes regardless of how much snow falls 
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| Author: | newper [ Sun Jan 27, 2019 3:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SHOVELING AND SNOW-BLOWING |
Nas wrote: I shovel snow faster than anyone. I created a system that's very efficient and I am back inside within 5 minutes regardless of how much snow falls That's true. I'm hearing it from a lot of people out there. A lot of them say you are the best. |
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| Author: | Nas [ Sun Jan 27, 2019 4:21 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SHOVELING AND SNOW-BLOWING |
newper wrote: Nas wrote: I shovel snow faster than anyone. I created a system that's very efficient and I am back inside within 5 minutes regardless of how much snow falls That's true. I'm hearing it from a lot of people out there. A lot of them say you are the best. #Truth |
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| Author: | Telegram Sam [ Sun Jan 27, 2019 4:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SHOVELING AND SNOW-BLOWING |
Nas wrote: Darkside wrote: Nas wrote: Panther pislA wrote: Nas wrote: I shovel snow faster than anyone. I created a system that's very efficient and I am back inside within 5 minutes regardless of how much snow falls Share your technique with us mortals, oh wise one! On a sidewalk push the snow in a straight line (on the left or right side) to the end of your property and then turn it into the grass. Now stand inside the line that you created and face the other snow. If you are right handed stand to the far left and face the snow. If you're left handed stand to the far right and face the snow. Now walk down the line and push the rest of the snow into the grass. So you shovel just like everyone else does. Brilliant. No. Not even close. Next snowfall I want to come to your block, pull into your freshly-dug out parking spot, and witness the other systems being employed, because the one you created is pretty much the only one I ever see anybody use. What the hell is going on there? |
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| Author: | Nas [ Sun Jan 27, 2019 4:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SHOVELING AND SNOW-BLOWING |
Telegram Sam wrote: Nas wrote: Darkside wrote: Nas wrote: Panther pislA wrote: Nas wrote: I shovel snow faster than anyone. I created a system that's very efficient and I am back inside within 5 minutes regardless of how much snow falls Share your technique with us mortals, oh wise one! On a sidewalk push the snow in a straight line (on the left or right side) to the end of your property and then turn it into the grass. Now stand inside the line that you created and face the other snow. If you are right handed stand to the far left and face the snow. If you're left handed stand to the far right and face the snow. Now walk down the line and push the rest of the snow into the grass. So you shovel just like everyone else does. Brilliant. No. Not even close. Next snowfall I want to come to your block, pull into your freshly-dug out parking spot, and witness the other systems being employed, because the one you created is pretty much the only one I ever see anybody use. What the hell is going on there? That's because you're not visualizing what I'm describing. There is no lifting of snow (in most cases), wasted motion or unnecessary walking. I've seen MANY people shovel the snow and I've never seen ANYONE do it the same way. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Sun Jan 27, 2019 4:39 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SHOVELING AND SNOW-BLOWING |
No that's pretty much how everyone shovels. |
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