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Author: | Caller Bob [ Thu Jan 31, 2019 1:10 pm ] |
Post subject: | David Kaplan - Keto Wings |
No self respecting man makes keto food on Super Bowl Sunday, Kappy! |
Author: | billypootons [ Thu Jan 31, 2019 1:12 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: David Kaplan - Keto Wings |
he needs makeup. is he shorter than bernstein? |
Author: | Kirkwood [ Thu Jan 31, 2019 1:28 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: David Kaplan - Keto Wings |
that loser would be doing the latest fad diet. |
Author: | Caller Bob [ Thu Jan 31, 2019 1:35 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: David Kaplan - Keto Wings |
I even overlooked the fact that only fucking burritos eat boneless wings. |
Author: | Panther pislA [ Thu Jan 31, 2019 2:31 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: David Kaplan - Keto Wings |
Keto wings are just wings without the breading, I would think. |
Author: | GoldenJet [ Thu Jan 31, 2019 2:36 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: David Kaplan - Keto Wings |
billypootons wrote: he needs makeup. is he shorter than bernstein? He's really short. |
Author: | KapMan [ Thu Jan 31, 2019 2:38 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: David Kaplan - Keto Wings |
What's goin' on there, double rainbows? The keto diet has done wonders for both Mindy and me. We've not only lost weight but our mass has changed our body types to the point of being nearly perfect ketosis. But hey, whatever floats your boat. Billy likes to eat whatever he wants but he's a huge star. Back when I was a scout for the Sonics the ole executive Wally Walker ate KFC every day for a year. But we weighed our options before going with keto. There was paleo too, which we sometimes borrow from. Phenomenal diet if you do it right. But some people go right to Meso dieting, or Chalco. I mean whatever Stone Age period you want, that's up to you. Heck, Harry Ford used to talk about eating tree sap with actual limestone rock and said it was outstanding. It's no skin off my hide. But I'll warn you, Mesolithic dieting can really do some damage to your insides. You gotta be careful with that. We're not cavemen anymore for a reason. But I'll bet Lou's can put together a really nice limestone crust pie just for you. I'll have to ask and send you a few quartz MyPillows to boot. Remember that's a mineral, not a rock. But please, for the love of God, don't talk about dinosaurs with me. No. Shot. I can't do it. Let's take another call... |
Author: | Panther pislA [ Thu Jan 31, 2019 2:43 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: David Kaplan - Keto Wings |
GoldenJet wrote: billypootons wrote: he needs makeup. is he shorter than bernstein? He's really short. Well, Austin Dillon is 5'8", and Doug Glanville is 6'2": |
Author: | Hussra [ Thu Jan 31, 2019 6:08 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: David Kaplan - Keto Wings |
isn't Keto just Atkins rebranded post the Atkins founder's death. |
Author: | Scooter [ Thu Jan 31, 2019 7:42 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: David Kaplan - Keto Wings |
Kaps 5-10 or so. He played division 3 football in Minnesota at college I think. |
Author: | GoldenJet [ Thu Jan 31, 2019 9:03 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: David Kaplan - Keto Wings |
Scooter wrote: Kaps 5-10 or so. He played division 3 football in Minnesota at college I think. Zero chance he's 5-10. 5-8 max. I'm 6-4 and have stood next to him. Barely up to my shoulder. Alex is about my height and he towers over Kap in that tweet. |
Author: | Bagels [ Thu Jan 31, 2019 9:28 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: David Kaplan - Keto Wings |
KapMan wrote: What's goin' on there, double rainbows? The keto diet has done wonders for both Mindy and me. We've not only lost weight but our mass has changed our body types to the point of being nearly perfect ketosis. But hey, whatever floats your boat. Billy likes to eat whatever he wants but he's a huge star. Back when I was a scout for the Sonics the ole executive Wally Walker ate KFC every day for a year. But we weighed our options before going with keto. There was paleo too, which we sometimes borrow from. Phenomenal diet if you do it right. But some people go right to Meso dieting, or Chalco. I mean whatever Stone Age period you want, that's up to you. Heck, Harry Ford used to talk about eating tree sap with actual limestone rock and said it was outstanding. It's no skin off my hide. But I'll warn you, Mesolithic dieting can really do some damage to your insides. You gotta be careful with that. We're not cavemen anymore for a reason. But I'll bet Lou's can put together a really nice limestone crust pie just for you. I'll have to ask and send you a few quartz MyPillows to boot. Remember that's a mineral, not a rock. But please, for the love of God, don't talk about dinosaurs with me. No. Shot. I can't do it. Let's take another call... This mult was top tier for a bit but seems to have run out of gas |
Author: | Colonel Angus [ Fri Feb 01, 2019 3:19 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: David Kaplan - Keto Wings |
Panther pislA wrote: Well, Austin Dillon is 5'8", and Doug Glanville is 6'2": You can't see it in the pic, but Kap's standing on a milk crate. |
Author: | Chet Coppock's Fur Coat [ Fri Feb 01, 2019 7:38 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: David Kaplan - Keto Wings |
Colonel Angus wrote: Panther pislA wrote: Well, Austin Dillon is 5'8", and Doug Glanville is 6'2": You can't see it in the pic, but Kap's standing on a milk crate. That's just so the lovely Mindy can blow him during the breaks. |
Author: | good dolphin [ Fri Feb 01, 2019 9:54 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: David Kaplan - Keto Wings |
I admire his dedication to his work but he is a very odd person. |
Author: | The Man [ Fri Feb 01, 2019 1:40 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: David Kaplan - Keto Wings |
He has to pay people to let him work right? Nobody in their right mind would actually hire this guy. He is everywhere and really bad every time I catch him. I was watching Loyola Basketball and thinking who is this smarmy ass wipe on my tv before I realized it was him. Good god he ruins everything he is on. |
Author: | Caller Bob [ Fri Feb 01, 2019 2:44 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: David Kaplan - Keto Wings |
Bagels wrote: KapMan wrote: What's goin' on there, double rainbows? The keto diet has done wonders for both Mindy and me. We've not only lost weight but our mass has changed our body types to the point of being nearly perfect ketosis. But hey, whatever floats your boat. Billy likes to eat whatever he wants but he's a huge star. Back when I was a scout for the Sonics the ole executive Wally Walker ate KFC every day for a year. But we weighed our options before going with keto. There was paleo too, which we sometimes borrow from. Phenomenal diet if you do it right. But some people go right to Meso dieting, or Chalco. I mean whatever Stone Age period you want, that's up to you. Heck, Harry Ford used to talk about eating tree sap with actual limestone rock and said it was outstanding. It's no skin off my hide. But I'll warn you, Mesolithic dieting can really do some damage to your insides. You gotta be careful with that. We're not cavemen anymore for a reason. But I'll bet Lou's can put together a really nice limestone crust pie just for you. I'll have to ask and send you a few quartz MyPillows to boot. Remember that's a mineral, not a rock. But please, for the love of God, don't talk about dinosaurs with me. No. Shot. I can't do it. Let's take another call... This mult was top tier for a bit but seems to have run out of gas We are asking a lot of the KapMan mult, I mean fall on our ass laughing every time. The bar is high. stay with him, I think there will be more gems. |
Author: | Chilli Palmer [ Fri Feb 01, 2019 3:45 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: David Kaplan - Keto Wings |
Dave Kaplan is a shit stain. |
Author: | SpiralStairs [ Fri Feb 01, 2019 4:55 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: David Kaplan - Keto Wings |
The Man wrote: He has to pay people to let him work right? Nobody in their right mind would actually hire this guy. He is everywhere and really bad every time I catch him. I was watching Loyola Basketball and thinking who is this smarmy ass wipe on my tv before I realized it was him. Good god he ruins everything he is on. Hey I agree with The Hawk on something! |
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