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Don Tiny
 Post subject: MLB Umpire Ron Kulpa
PostPosted: Wed Apr 03, 2019 10:16 pm 
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This assbag has shoved a lit rocket up his ass as to hurtle to the tip-top of shitty umpires the league would be better off without.

Note towards the end how he says "I can do anything I want" twice in a row. The second time it maybe kinda sorta said 'I can do whatever the fuck I want'.

Either way, ..... ah, whatever; there aren't enough names to call this guy.

https://streamable.com/9pylv

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 Post subject: Re: MLB Umpire Ron Kulpa
PostPosted: Wed Apr 03, 2019 10:21 pm 
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Don Tiny wrote:
This assbag has shoved a lit rocket up his ass as to hurtle to the tip-top of shitty umpires the league would be better off without.

Note towards the end how he says "I can do anything I want" twice in a row. The second time it maybe kinda sorta said 'I can do whatever the fuck I want'.

Either way, ..... ah, whatever; there aren't enough names to call this guy.

https://streamable.com/9pylv


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 Post subject: Re: MLB Umpire Ron Kulpa
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New business opportunity for the Ligues. Pummel assbag umpires.

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 Post subject: Re: MLB Umpire Ron Kulpa
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He needs to learn to take after his sister Mia.

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Don Tiny
 Post subject: Re: MLB Umpire Ron Kulpa
PostPosted: Wed Apr 03, 2019 10:42 pm 
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Terry's Peeps wrote:
New business opportunity for the Ligues. Pummel assbag umpires.

Start the GoFundMe ... I've got five bucks to spare.

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 Post subject: Re: MLB Umpire Ron Kulpa
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wait....obnoxious limp dick buttholes on a power trip get DBOTW around here?
To whom do I send a PM to report such egregious behavior?

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 Post subject: Re: MLB Umpire Ron Kulpa
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wait....obnoxious limp dick buttholes on a power trip get DBOTW around here?
To whom do I send a PM to report such egregious behavior?

Well said.

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 Post subject: Re: MLB Umpire Ron Kulpa
PostPosted: Thu Apr 04, 2019 7:58 am 
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SpiralStairs wrote:
He needs to learn to take after his sister Mia.


beat me to it but I had a better joke

He has a daughter by an unplanned pregnancy named Mia

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Don Tiny wrote:
This assbag has shoved a lit rocket up his ass as to hurtle to the tip-top of shitty umpires the league would be better off without.


Did Angel Hernandez retire?
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 Post subject: Re: MLB Umpire Ron Kulpa
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good dolphin wrote:
SpiralStairs wrote:
He needs to learn to take after his sister Mia.
beat me to it but I had a better joke

He has a daughter by an unplanned pregnancy named Mia
Was she born in the month of Mea?


This guy must had graduated recently from the Joe West school of "interjecting yourself into the game." Nobody does it better than him.

West, Hernandez, and CJ Bucknor are the worst of the worst umpires, but Ron Kulpa is quickly gaining on them.

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Don Tiny
 Post subject: Re: MLB Umpire Ron Kulpa
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rogers park bryan wrote:
Don Tiny wrote:
This assbag has shoved a lit rocket up his ass as to hurtle to the tip-top of shitty umpires the league would be better off without.


Did Angel Hernandez retire?

My guy tells me that he's going to issue a statement that your question is racist even though he doesn't really think it is.

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 Post subject: Re: MLB Umpire Ron Kulpa
PostPosted: Thu Apr 04, 2019 8:24 am 
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He's ust worried his job is being phased out and he will be replaced by a computer.

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Don Tiny
 Post subject: Re: MLB Umpire Ron Kulpa
PostPosted: Thu Apr 04, 2019 8:28 am 
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He's ust worried his job is being phased out and he will be replaced by a computer.

I would like to think this unprofessional, juvenile display would help accelerate that becoming a reality.

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Franky T wrote:
He's ust worried his job is being phased out and he will be replaced by a computer.



He should learn to code. Just not the umpiring computer.
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