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This assbag has shoved a lit rocket up his ass as to hurtle to the tip-top of shitty umpires the league would be better off without.

Note towards the end how he says "I can do anything I want" twice in a row. The second time it maybe kinda sorta said 'I can do whatever the fuck I want'.

Either way, ..... ah, whatever; there aren't enough names to call this guy.

https://streamable.com/9pylv

New business opportunity for the Ligues. Pummel assbag umpires.

wait....obnoxious limp dick buttholes on a power trip get DBOTW around here?
To whom do I send a PM to report such egregious behavior?

He needs to learn to take after his sister Mia.

This assbag has shoved a lit rocket up his ass as to hurtle to the tip-top of shitty umpires the league would be better off without.

SpiralStairs wrote:

He needs to learn to take after his sister Mia.

beat me to it but I had a better joke

He has a daughter by an unplanned pregnancy named Mia

Don Tiny wrote:

This assbag has shoved a lit rocket up his ass as to hurtle to the tip-top of shitty umpires the league would be better off without.

Did Angel Hernandez retire?

He's ust worried his job is being phased out and he will be replaced by a computer.

Author:	Don Tiny [ Wed Apr 03, 2019 10:16 pm ]
Post subject:	MLB Umpire Ron Kulpa
This assbag has shoved a lit rocket up his ass as to hurtle to the tip-top of shitty umpires the league would be better off without. Note towards the end how he says "I can do anything I want" twice in a row. The second time it maybe kinda sorta said 'I can do whatever the fuck I want'. Either way, ..... ah, whatever; there aren't enough names to call this guy. https://streamable.com/9pylv

Author:	Seacrest [ Wed Apr 03, 2019 10:21 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: MLB Umpire Ron Kulpa
Don Tiny wrote: This assbag has shoved a lit rocket up his ass as to hurtle to the tip-top of shitty umpires the league would be better off without. Note towards the end how he says "I can do anything I want" twice in a row. The second time it maybe kinda sorta said 'I can do whatever the fuck I want'. Either way, ..... ah, whatever; there aren't enough names to call this guy. https://streamable.com/9pylv Lifetime Achievement Award

Author:	Terry's Peeps [ Wed Apr 03, 2019 10:21 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: MLB Umpire Ron Kulpa
New business opportunity for the Ligues. Pummel assbag umpires.

Author:	SpiralStairs [ Wed Apr 03, 2019 10:39 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: MLB Umpire Ron Kulpa
He needs to learn to take after his sister Mia.

Author:	Don Tiny [ Wed Apr 03, 2019 10:42 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: MLB Umpire Ron Kulpa
Terry's Peeps wrote: New business opportunity for the Ligues. Pummel assbag umpires. Start the GoFundMe ... I've got five bucks to spare.

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Author:	shirtless driver [ Wed Apr 03, 2019 11:17 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: MLB Umpire Ron Kulpa
wait....obnoxious limp dick buttholes on a power trip get DBOTW around here? To whom do I send a PM to report such egregious behavior?

Author:	Brick [ Thu Apr 04, 2019 5:15 am ]
Post subject:	Re: MLB Umpire Ron Kulpa
shirtless driver wrote: wait....obnoxious limp dick buttholes on a power trip get DBOTW around here? To whom do I send a PM to report such egregious behavior? Well said.

Author:	good dolphin [ Thu Apr 04, 2019 7:58 am ]
Post subject:	Re: MLB Umpire Ron Kulpa
SpiralStairs wrote: He needs to learn to take after his sister Mia. beat me to it but I had a better joke He has a daughter by an unplanned pregnancy named Mia

Author:	rogers park bryan [ Thu Apr 04, 2019 8:01 am ]
Post subject:	Re: MLB Umpire Ron Kulpa
Don Tiny wrote: This assbag has shoved a lit rocket up his ass as to hurtle to the tip-top of shitty umpires the league would be better off without. Did Angel Hernandez retire?

Author:	Frank Coztansa [ Thu Apr 04, 2019 8:02 am ]
Post subject:	Re: MLB Umpire Ron Kulpa
good dolphin wrote: SpiralStairs wrote: He needs to learn to take after his sister Mia. beat me to it but I had a better joke He has a daughter by an unplanned pregnancy named Mia Was she born in the month of Mea? This guy must had graduated recently from the Joe West school of "interjecting yourself into the game." Nobody does it better than him. West, Hernandez, and CJ Bucknor are the worst of the worst umpires, but Ron Kulpa is quickly gaining on them.

Author:	Don Tiny [ Thu Apr 04, 2019 8:18 am ]
Post subject:	Re: MLB Umpire Ron Kulpa
rogers park bryan wrote: Don Tiny wrote: This assbag has shoved a lit rocket up his ass as to hurtle to the tip-top of shitty umpires the league would be better off without. Did Angel Hernandez retire? My guy tells me that he's going to issue a statement that your question is racist even though he doesn't really think it is.

Author:	Franky T [ Thu Apr 04, 2019 8:24 am ]
Post subject:	Re: MLB Umpire Ron Kulpa
He's ust worried his job is being phased out and he will be replaced by a computer.

Author:	Don Tiny [ Thu Apr 04, 2019 8:28 am ]
Post subject:	Re: MLB Umpire Ron Kulpa
Franky T wrote: He's ust worried his job is being phased out and he will be replaced by a computer. I would like to think this unprofessional, juvenile display would help accelerate that becoming a reality.

Author:	Drunk Squirrel [ Thu Apr 04, 2019 8:45 am ]
Post subject:	Re: MLB Umpire Ron Kulpa
Franky T wrote: He's ust worried his job is being phased out and he will be replaced by a computer. He should learn to code. Just not the umpiring computer.

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