An accident on a major highway?

Bold prediction

Were you going to Tommy's?

Were you going to Tommy's?

Southbound exit to Cumberland is GLORIOUS.

There's a pizza joint on Higgins east of Harlem named Dino's. I used to love their tavern style thin crust pizza (what I think of as the true "Chicago" style) in high school, but I haven't been there in years. Anyone know if it's currently any good? I think it's been owned by the same family since it opened in 1968. I may have to hit it up on my next trip to the city. Feeling very nostalgic.

JORR does not want his Mercedes scratched?

It was still good last time I had it. Dont overload it with toppings though, 2 max.

Har-Hig.

There's a pizza joint on Higgins east of Harlem named Dino's. I used to love their tavern style thin crust pizza (what I think of as the true "Chicago" style) in high school, but I haven't been there in years. Anyone know if it's currently any good? I think it's been owned by the same family since it opened in 1968. I may have to hit it up on my next trip to the city. Feeling very nostalgic.

I enter the 90 eastbound on Canfield, which is always a challenge. And then I’m immediately hit by retards who are confused by the Harlem exit lane. All of this while I’m still half asleep.

What is different since they've done the roadwork? Was it not Exit Only previously?

His ride is actually an early-mid 90s Town Car. We all saw it at the golf outing a few years ago.

I've been driven around Chicago in JORR's Mercedes.

His ride is actually an early-mid 90s Town Car. We all saw it at the golf outing a few years ago.

JORR's Hooptie, eight-nine Lincoln, Town Car rollin', three hub caps 'cause one got stolen...

though you may not drive a great big Cadillac, diamond in the back, sunroof top, diggin the scene with a gangster lean.... gangster whitewalls, tv antenna in the back

You might as well include the Harlem exit for 290 as well. For some reason, maybe I'll google it real quick, but Harlem and Austin are left side exits in both directions, and as Douchebag said, it causes confusion and lots of accidents and close calls. Coming back from O'Hare the other day, I had to let the Uber driver know that Harlem was approaching and to get to the left as the driver was unaware.

The wrong side exits are because of the snootiness of Oak Park.

Learning a lot about Terry's Peep's lately with regards to civic exceptionalism. Very sad.

You might as well include the Harlem exit for 290 as well. For some reason, maybe I'll google it real quick, but Harlem and Austin are left side exits in both directions, and as Douchebag said, it causes confusion and lots of accidents and close calls. Coming back from O'Hare the other day, I had to let the Uber driver know that Harlem was approaching and to get to the left as the driver was unaware.

though you may not drive a great big Cadillac, diamond in the back, sunroof top, diggin the scene with a gangster lean.... gangster whitewalls, tv antenna in the back

Regular Reader knows that he’s quoting a William DeVaughn composition, but he’s fucking with my head, as per usual.

I love it when people say that their favorite Curtis Mayfield track is “Be Thankful For What You Got”. Only problem is that it was a #1 hit by a guy whose name is NOT Curtis Mayfield. Last I checked, anyway.