Chicago Fanatics Message Board :: View topic - People who celebrate their “Birthday Month”

I kind of have an issue with people over the age of 16 who celebrate their birthday day.

My ex-wife didn't try and claim the month, but annoyingly claimed an entire weekend "my birthday weekend"

All birthdays are an acceptable excuse for a bar night with the guys if married. Milestone birthdays are an acceptable excuse for a guys trip.

Do you wish for that out loud when you blow out the birthday candles?

There are zero straight men that do this.

this is how i utilize the birthday. i'm gonna do something like go fish or golf and then wrap up the day with some sort of sex that involves me being able to see my wifes asshole and i'm good.

There are zero straight men that do this.

Birthdays that are acceptable to celebrate:

1-16
18
21
30
40
50
60
70
80
90
100

and then wrap up the day with some sort of sex that involves me being able to see my wifes asshole and i'm good.

Did you make a big zero with your finger while you typed this?

like i think you celebrate your birthday only on adult milestone years.

18 - smoke/gamble whatever
21 - buy beer
25 - car insurance rates decrease
45 - first colonoscopy!
50 - catchup contributions to retirement plan!
60 - withdraw funds penalty free from tax shelters
62 or 67 - social security benefits!

hnd wrote:

Whenever you look 65 Senior Discount

Author:	KDdidit [ Wed May 01, 2019 12:14 pm ]
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Get over yourself.

Author:	FavreFan [ Wed May 01, 2019 12:22 pm ]
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I only know one person who does this. She's almost 40 and yeah, it's pretty obnoxious.

Author:	Telegram Sam [ Wed May 01, 2019 12:27 pm ]
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I kind of have an issue with people over the age of 16 who celebrate their birthday day.

Author:	Frank Coztansa [ Wed May 01, 2019 12:34 pm ]
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Telegram Sam wrote: I kind of have an issue with people over the age of 16 who celebrate their birthday day. Eh. An informal, "Hey we're going to the bar/ballgame to have a few drinks for X's birthday," is more than acceptable, if not fun sometimes. Planning your own party or celebrating an entire month is pretty out there.

Author:	Peoria Matt [ Wed May 01, 2019 12:50 pm ]
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KDdidit wrote: Get over yourself. Also grow up.

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Author:	doug - evergreen park [ Wed May 01, 2019 12:53 pm ]
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Birthdays that are acceptable to celebrate: 1-16 18 21 30 40 50 60 70 80 90 100

Author:	sjboyd0137 [ Wed May 01, 2019 12:56 pm ]
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Birthday month?

Author:	BigW72 [ Wed May 01, 2019 12:56 pm ]
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Agreed. I was once told about someone's friend named "Jane". apparantly, the entire month of January was renamed for her birthday "Jane-u-ary". My ex-wife didn't try and claim the month, but annoyingly claimed an entire weekend "my birthday weekend", "Mother's Day Weekend". doug, Your list is pretty reasonable, but to b honest....I'd be fine if I never celebrated a birthday again, so I'd just stop the list at 40 and add age 25, due to that being the age car insurance goes down. 1-16 18 21 25 40

Author:	TurdFerguson [ Wed May 01, 2019 1:05 pm ]
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All birthdays are an acceptable excuse for a bar night with the guys if married. Milestone birthdays are an acceptable excuse for a guys trip.

Author:	hnd [ Wed May 01, 2019 1:09 pm ]
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Telegram Sam wrote: I kind of have an issue with people over the age of 16 who celebrate their birthday day. i don't mind that so much as long as its reasonable. i could care less about mine but if it helps people cope with their dreary life and isn't a celebration around what they deserve, who am I to rain on that parade. people that celebrate the whole month (i know 2 and they are divorced women) are usually miserable the rest of the year as well just for other reasons.

Author:	GoldenJet [ Wed May 01, 2019 1:11 pm ]
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It's a slippery slope to celebrating all year long!

Author:	sjboyd0137 [ Wed May 01, 2019 1:11 pm ]
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wdelaney72 wrote: My ex-wife didn't try and claim the month, but annoyingly claimed an entire weekend "my birthday weekend" My ex did that too...the only good part was that she'd usually go out with her step mom shopping and whatnot, and left me to my own devices at home.

Author:	hnd [ Wed May 01, 2019 1:13 pm ]
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TurdFerguson wrote: All birthdays are an acceptable excuse for a bar night with the guys if married. Milestone birthdays are an acceptable excuse for a guys trip. this is how i utilize the birthday. i'm gonna do something like go fish or golf and then wrap up the day with some sort of sex that involves me being able to see my wifes asshole and i'm good.

Author:	Frank Coztansa [ Wed May 01, 2019 1:14 pm ]
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Do you wish for that out loud when you blow out the birthday candles?

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Author:	sjboyd0137 [ Wed May 01, 2019 1:15 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote: Do you wish for that out loud when you blow out the birthday candles?

Author:	hnd [ Wed May 01, 2019 1:18 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote: Do you wish for that out loud when you blow out the birthday candles?

Author:	Juiced [ Wed May 01, 2019 1:21 pm ]
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Author:	Franky T [ Wed May 01, 2019 2:24 pm ]
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Thread title should be changed to people over 21 who celebrate their birthday.

Author:	FavreFan [ Wed May 01, 2019 2:27 pm ]
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Last birthday I celebrated was turning 30. I can't imagine wanting to celebrate turning 40.

Author:	WaitingforRuffcorn [ Wed May 01, 2019 2:30 pm ]
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There are zero straight men that do this.

Author:	Regular Reader [ Wed May 01, 2019 2:43 pm ]
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WaitingforRuffcorn wrote: There are zero straight men that do this. ^^This. Facebook has encouraged this juvenile crap.

Author:	T-Bone [ Wed May 01, 2019 2:48 pm ]
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I’m taking my birthday off my Facebook profile so I don’t get all the birthday accolades from people that check in with me once or twice a year.

Author:	Furious Styles [ Wed May 01, 2019 2:48 pm ]
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hnd wrote: this is how i utilize the birthday. i'm gonna do something like go fish or golf and then wrap up the day with some sort of sex that involves me being able to see my wifes asshole and i'm good.

Author:	Telegram Sam [ Wed May 01, 2019 2:50 pm ]
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WaitingforRuffcorn wrote: There are zero straight men that do this. Did you make a big zero with your finger while you typed this?

Author:	beni hanna [ Wed May 01, 2019 2:57 pm ]
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doug - evergreen park wrote: Birthdays that are acceptable to celebrate: 1-16 18 21 30 40 50 60 70 80 90 100 Adding... 83

Author:	Furious Styles [ Wed May 01, 2019 3:12 pm ]
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hnd wrote: and then wrap up the day with some sort of sex that involves me being able to see my wifes asshole and i'm good. Telegram Sam wrote: Did you make a big zero with your finger while you typed this?

Author:	hnd [ Wed May 01, 2019 3:13 pm ]
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like i think you celebrate your birthday only on adult milestone years. 18 - smoke/gamble whatever 21 - buy beer 25 - car insurance rates decrease 45 - first colonoscopy! 50 - catchup contributions to retirement plan! 60 - withdraw funds penalty free from tax shelters 62 or 67 - social security benefits!

Author:	Drake LaRrieta [ Wed May 01, 2019 4:43 pm ]
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hnd wrote: like i think you celebrate your birthday only on adult milestone years. 18 - smoke/gamble whatever 21 - buy beer 25 - car insurance rates decrease 45 - first colonoscopy! 50 - catchup contributions to retirement plan! 60 - withdraw funds penalty free from tax shelters 62 or 67 - social security benefits! 65 Senior Discount

Author:	KDdidit [ Wed May 01, 2019 4:47 pm ]
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Drake LaRrieta wrote: hnd wrote: like i think you celebrate your birthday only on adult milestone years. 18 - smoke/gamble whatever 21 - buy beer 25 - car insurance rates decrease 45 - first colonoscopy! 50 - catchup contributions to retirement plan! 60 - withdraw funds penalty free from tax shelters 62 or 67 - social security benefits! Whenever you look 65 Senior Discount

Author:	leashyourkids [ Wed May 01, 2019 4:57 pm ]
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I don't see a problem with acknowledging one's birthday and maybe having a steak for dinner (and maybe a boom). Or going to a restaurant or whatever. Maybe some porn.