https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/na ... r-n1008896

And Moby, you can get stomped by Obie
You thirty-six year old bald headed f@g, blow me
You don't know me, you're too old, let it go, its over
Nobody listens to Techno

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

This is actually hilarious.

She had to use the I have a boyfriend line to a 36 year old man when she was 18.

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Well, he has a photo of him shirtless in what appears to be her dorm room and she looks as if she may be pantsless. I'm guessing she's the one misremembering or lying here. Like Moby said himself, he can understand why a woman would be embarrassed at having dated him.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

It sounds like she was a young girl with a crush, but of course as soon as she said creepy old man everyone rallied to denounce him.

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Why are only 14 percent of black CPS 11th-graders proficient in English?

You've posted pictures from the neck up on here and now I'm very concerned about those.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

I think Moby had the crush on a female who just graduated from jailbait.

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Oh so you mean.. college age.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Yes. Thank you.

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Oh I get where this is going...

Natalie Portman is a #metoo advocate.

MANY on this board cannot and will not have that.

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Is that the Instagram post from Moby in the article?

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Yeah.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

I just hope she can deal with the trauma of being a legal adult and being hit on by an adult male . If she’s even telling the truth.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

There's a definite pantsless vibe to her in that photo.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Like he’s reading from a script!!!

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I didn't think that was her dorm room. With the picture and writing on the wall I thought it was a bar or something.

What a weird place to be pantsless.

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Why would she be in a bar at 18 yrs old ? She’s barely out of high school !!

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Wouldn't that be a weird place to be shirtless?

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Not for Moby.

He doesn't adhere to your social norms.

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Thank you for making sure everyone is as politically pure as you. Moby said Natalie Portman asked to hang out 20 years ago. He was flattered and thought she was interested in him. He wrote about it.

Natalie Portman called him a creepy old man. Me Too? Fuck off.

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Why are only 14 percent of black CPS 11th-graders proficient in English?

This one hit a little too close to home or something?

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Fuck social norms. I'll meet you at Shinnick's before the game on May 30. We can strip to the waist.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

No JoRR.

One guy waist down.

One guy waist up.

It’s only fair.

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I knew you've been shirtless in a bar before.

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No, you must be the rapist. Great tactics.

I call it like I see it. You immediately try to show how woke you are.

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Why are only 14 percent of black CPS 11th-graders proficient in English?

Woke to what?

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Natalie Portman will be fine .

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

WFR, for the record my snarky comment was mainly for Brogue and his world renowned misogyny.

I’m sorry your feelings were touched in the process.

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It looks like a dressing room at venue or something.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

I'm sure I have.

Usually it's my partner Joe who likes to take off his shirt in bars and elsewhere.

One time we were at his apartment and this "friend" of his stopped by to do our coke and we didn't want to share the blow. Joe stripped to the waist and began cooking chorizo. The guy freaked out and left. He ran around Glenview telling everyone how fucking weird my partner is. They already knew.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don