Peoria Matt wrote:
SpiralnoStairs
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| Author: | SpiralStairs [ Sat Oct 19, 2019 3:56 pm ] |
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Broke my toe on my fucking coffee table this morning. |
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| Author: | Cashman [ Sat Oct 19, 2019 3:59 pm ] |
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That's gonna fuck you up for the winter. |
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| Author: | Nas [ Sat Oct 19, 2019 4:05 pm ] |
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Spiraling down |
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| Author: | Telegram Sam [ Sat Oct 19, 2019 4:09 pm ] |
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SpiralRamp |
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| Author: | Peoria Matt [ Sat Oct 19, 2019 4:14 pm ] |
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SpiralnoStairs |
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| Author: | KDdidit [ Sat Oct 19, 2019 4:25 pm ] |
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Helltoe |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Sat Oct 19, 2019 5:40 pm ] |
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Peoria Matt wrote: SpiralnoStairs
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| Author: | shirtless driver [ Sat Oct 19, 2019 5:55 pm ] |
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SpiralStairs wrote: Broke my toe on my fucking coffee table this morning. I'm sorry that this happened to you. |
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| Author: | SpiralStairs [ Sat Oct 19, 2019 5:58 pm ] |
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shirtless driver wrote: SpiralStairs wrote: Broke my toe on my fucking coffee table this morning. I'm sorry that this happened to you. Good thing I didn't post about it on Twitter first. |
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| Author: | shirtless driver [ Sat Oct 19, 2019 5:59 pm ] |
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| Author: | GoldenJet [ Sat Oct 19, 2019 6:08 pm ] |
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SpiralFracture |
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| Author: | Nardi [ Sat Oct 19, 2019 6:42 pm ] |
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GoldenJet wrote: SpiralFracture Sorry, YellowPiss, the nickname Spinal Meningitis is already in the can. |
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| Author: | GoldenJet [ Sat Oct 19, 2019 6:55 pm ] |
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Spiral Spinal Spittle |
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| Author: | tommy [ Sat Oct 19, 2019 7:06 pm ] |
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"Elegy on a Sore Toe" (1842) Oh that I had the enchanted pen Whose words were write in blood and fire Which were indelible; for then I'd gratify my own desire And to all future ages show The sorrows of my poor old toe. My poor old toe How long have you with stick and stump and stone contended Your thwacks and thumps have not been few And well I wish that they were ended But yet they come and none can know when they will cease. My poor old toe. What have I done that I should bear The pains and sufferings of this sore I am no worse than others are Then why should I be punished more I know not why but it is sore And I cant cure my poor old toe. Tis something strange indeed to me When ere I walk in crowds or lone Just in my path there'll always be Some obstacle a block or stone And thus you see where'ere I go I'm sure to stump my poor old toe. A dozen folks may with me walk And each may have like me ten toes Yet while unhurt they laugh and talk I writhe beneath the killing blows which every moment fill with woe unutterable my poor old toe. 'Tis said Lord Byron used to curse His ill-starred fate which made him lame And surely his was nothing worse Than mine, since mine is just the same Except his foot was lame you know with me it was my poor old toe— Tis natural that man should long When parties, weddings, balls abound To join in dance the giddy throng when ere the dancing time comes round But I can't dance or act the beau Because 'twould kill my poor old toe I cannot even walk with grace With ladies fair, (oh sad misfortune) In each and every time and place My ill luck still does me importune For I must limp and thereby show The D—l is in my poor old toe And now my friends Ive nearly done This elegy upon my toe I almost wish Id not begun I almost wish Id not begun But since tis write Ill let it go And thus expose my poor old toe But ere I cease this plaintive strain This sad momento of my evil I'll tell you one and all quite plain I wish my toe was at the devil For now an everlasting foe Attends me in my poor old toe— |
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| Author: | Harvard Dan [ Sat Oct 19, 2019 7:23 pm ] |
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Nardi wrote: GoldenJet wrote: SpiralFracture Sorry, YellowPiss, the nickname Spinal Meningitis is already in the can. Spinal Meningitis Got Me Down Boognish Boognish Boognish |
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| Author: | whiskey dick [ Sat Oct 19, 2019 11:35 pm ] |
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Happened to me last year. Although I didn’t even know it until I woke up the next morning and it was black. I thought I just stubbed my toe and I couldn’t take the pain because I’m a pussy. Turns out that I’m one tough son of a bitch. |
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| Author: | Franky T [ Sun Oct 20, 2019 8:34 am ] |
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Nomination approved. |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Mon Oct 21, 2019 8:07 am ] |
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SpiralStairs wrote: Broke my toe on my fucking coffee table this morning. try the vacuum cleaner next time it almost never fights back |
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| Author: | SpiralStairs [ Mon Oct 21, 2019 8:14 am ] |
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good dolphin wrote: SpiralStairs wrote: Broke my toe on my fucking coffee table this morning. try the vacuum cleaner next time it almost never fights back My kingdom for a fucking vacuum! |
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