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| Author: | good dolphin [ Fri Jan 31, 2020 10:13 am ] |
| Post subject: | Middle Stall Sitters |
What is the mindset of a person who chooses to sit as close to another dude on the crapper as he can? If no one else is in there, you have to anticipate someone will be coming along during your visit. The middle stall is for emergencies only |
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| Author: | Cashman [ Fri Jan 31, 2020 10:16 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Middle Stall Sitters |
Let's add, guys that pick the middle urinal as well. Like, pick a fucking end. Or guys that come out of the shitter, when you are washing your hands, to have some awkward encounter. Wait until I a done washing my hands, motherfucker! |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Fri Jan 31, 2020 10:21 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Middle Stall Sitters |
The only time this is acceptable is if one of the end stalls is out of toilet paper, or absolutely filthy. |
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| Author: | Hatchetman [ Fri Jan 31, 2020 10:22 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Middle Stall Sitters |
good dolphin wrote: What is the mindset of a person who chooses to sit as close to another dude on the crapper as he can? If no one else is in there, you have to anticipate someone will be coming along during your visit. The middle stall is for emergencies only Was thinking this just this morning. We share the floor with a major accounting firm that has a effort to hire autistic people. Great program, but they do some weird shit (pun intended) in the bathroom. |
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| Author: | Zippy-The-Pinhead [ Fri Jan 31, 2020 10:23 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Middle Stall Sitters |
good dolphin wrote: What is the mindset of a person who chooses to sit as close to another dude on the crapper as he can? If no one else is in there, you have to anticipate someone will be coming along during your visit. The middle stall is for emergencies only How do you know it was empty when chosen? Also, as Frank said, sometimes there’s a hygienic reason. |
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| Author: | Caller Bob [ Fri Jan 31, 2020 10:29 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Middle Stall Sitters |
good dolphin wrote: What is the mindset of a person who chooses to sit as close to another dude on the crapper as he can? If no one else is in there, you have to anticipate someone will be coming along during your visit. The middle stall is for emergencies only I'm sorry you pee sitting down. |
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| Author: | tommy [ Fri Jan 31, 2020 10:31 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Middle Stall Sitters |
Caller Bob wrote: good dolphin wrote: What is the mindset of a person who chooses to sit as close to another dude on the crapper as he can? If no one else is in there, you have to anticipate someone will be coming along during your visit. The middle stall is for emergencies only I'm sorry you pee sitting down. Another lost opportunity for ol' "Wide Stance" Bob? 
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| Author: | a retard [ Fri Jan 31, 2020 10:35 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Middle Stall Sitters |
All of this pales in comparison to people who loudly converse on their cell phones while sitting in stalls or standing at urinals. |
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| Author: | Zippy-The-Pinhead [ Fri Jan 31, 2020 10:36 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Middle Stall Sitters |
a retard wrote: All of this pales in comparison to people who loudly converse on their cell phones while sitting in stalls or standing at urinals. That’s when you start repeatedly flushing. |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Fri Jan 31, 2020 10:40 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Middle Stall Sitters |
Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote: good dolphin wrote: What is the mindset of a person who chooses to sit as close to another dude on the crapper as he can? If no one else is in there, you have to anticipate someone will be coming along during your visit. The middle stall is for emergencies only How do you know it was empty when chosen? Also, as Frank said, sometimes there’s a hygienic reason. If the bowls are painted or there is a floater on the ends, the middle becomes the de facto end stall because no one is sitting in those. |
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| Author: | tommy [ Fri Jan 31, 2020 10:46 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Middle Stall Sitters |
If we switch the conversation to urinals, this truly is the Golden Urinal post. It's about meeting Tony O. good dolphin wrote: on Saturday at an SICP fundraiser. He is the kind of pisser who sets up shop when he goes in. He put his arm on the divider between urinals like he was hugging the wall. Meanwhile he was making conversation and turning his head so you know he was spraying everywhere.
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| Author: | Hatchetman [ Fri Jan 31, 2020 10:52 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Middle Stall Sitters |
tommy wrote: If we switch the conversation to urinals, this truly is the Golden Urinal post. It's about meeting Tony O. good dolphin wrote: on Saturday at an SICP fundraiser. He is the kind of pisser who sets up shop when he goes in. He put his arm on the divider between urinals like he was hugging the wall. Meanwhile he was making conversation and turning his head so you know he was spraying everywhere. while simultaneously farting and groaning in ecstasy. |
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| Author: | Jaw Breaker [ Fri Jan 31, 2020 11:01 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Middle Stall Sitters |
Or the guy who enters the troughs at Wrigley and announces, "is this where all the dicks hang out?" |
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| Author: | Cashman [ Fri Jan 31, 2020 11:08 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Middle Stall Sitters |
Jaw Breaker wrote: Or the guy who enters the troughs at Wrigley and announces, "is this where all the dicks hang out?" Hanging out with QCP? |
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| Author: | billypootons [ Fri Jan 31, 2020 11:09 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Middle Stall Sitters |
maintaining a minimum one stall empty space is critical. no sane person would volunteer to sit middle stall so there had to be a reason |
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| Author: | Chet Coppock's Fur Coat [ Fri Jan 31, 2020 11:28 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Middle Stall Sitters |
tommy wrote: If we switch the conversation to urinals, this truly is the Golden Urinal post. It's about meeting Tony O. good dolphin wrote: on Saturday at an SICP fundraiser. He is the kind of pisser who sets up shop when he goes in. He put his arm on the divider between urinals like he was hugging the wall. Meanwhile he was making conversation and turning his head so you know he was spraying everywhere. One of the highlights of one of my relatives' baseball watching career was pissing in the urinal next to Willie Stargell at a World Series game. Willie appears to have been better behaved than Tony O. |
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| Author: | Tad Queasy [ Fri Jan 31, 2020 11:28 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Middle Stall Sitters |
Jaw Breaker wrote: Or the guy who enters the troughs at Wrigley and announces, "is this where all the dicks hang out?" Sounds like something this guy would say |
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| Author: | 312player [ Fri Jan 31, 2020 11:58 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Middle Stall Sitters |
Always choose the cleanest crapper possible. Position is irrelevant |
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| Author: | a retard [ Fri Jan 31, 2020 12:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Middle Stall Sitters |
I try for the handicap stall, especially at the airport when I have a suitcase with me. |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Fri Jan 31, 2020 1:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Middle Stall Sitters |
312player wrote: Always choose the cleanest crapper possible. Position is irrelevant choose the middle and tap your foot |
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| Author: | billypootons [ Fri Jan 31, 2020 1:35 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Middle Stall Sitters |
312player wrote: Always choose the cleanest crapper possible. Position is irrelevant what kind of work setting do you have where toilet condition varies that dramatically? no custodial staff or contract? |
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| Author: | denisdman [ Fri Jan 31, 2020 2:33 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Middle Stall Sitters |
Oh do I have Jorr-esque stories on this topic. To keep it short, we had a large man who would always use the middle of three stalls. He should have used the handicap one as he was that big. His feet were penguin like such that they extended into both other stalls. When he stood up it shook the walls of the other stall walls. He would watch movies in the middle stall staying for over an hour in the bathroom. In any case, we moved to a new floor, which only had two stalls. Everyone was anxious to see how he would play it. Well of course he used the stall that was in between the urinals and the other wall stall, thus allowing his penguin feet to protrude the area of the urinal. |
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| Author: | 312player [ Fri Jan 31, 2020 2:56 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Middle Stall Sitters |
billypootons wrote: 312player wrote: Always choose the cleanest crapper possible. Position is irrelevant what kind of work setting do you have where toilet condition varies that dramatically? no custodial staff or contract? I take a shit in the morning before work, 99% of the time I never use a crapper outside a home... In that 1% of time, I'll always choose the cleanest one. |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Fri Jan 31, 2020 2:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Middle Stall Sitters |
I'm glad you choose the cleanest outhouse when warranted. |
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| Author: | SpiralStairs [ Fri Jan 31, 2020 2:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Middle Stall Sitters |
Hatchetman wrote: tommy wrote: If we switch the conversation to urinals, this truly is the Golden Urinal post. It's about meeting Tony O. good dolphin wrote: on Saturday at an SICP fundraiser. He is the kind of pisser who sets up shop when he goes in. He put his arm on the divider between urinals like he was hugging the wall. Meanwhile he was making conversation and turning his head so you know he was spraying everywhere. while simultaneously farting and groaning in ecstasy. https://youtu.be/kiI5t8e2_7Q |
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| Author: | Telegram Sam [ Fri Jan 31, 2020 2:59 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Middle Stall Sitters |
This thread is a nice companion piece to the "What gives your life meaning" thread. You guys are going to put mini ditka out of business. |
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| Author: | Caller Bob [ Fri Jan 31, 2020 3:00 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Middle Stall Sitters |
We have single-user bathrooms at work. It's glorious. I usually can find one that hasn't been used yet in the morning and I just befoul that thing. |
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| Author: | Pres-Elect FukNuggitt [ Fri Jan 31, 2020 3:47 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Middle Stall Sitters |
good dolphin wrote: Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote: good dolphin wrote: What is the mindset of a person who chooses to sit as close to another dude on the crapper as he can? If no one else is in there, you have to anticipate someone will be coming along during your visit. The middle stall is for emergencies only How do you know it was empty when chosen? Also, as Frank said, sometimes there’s a hygienic reason. If the bowls are painted or there is a floater on the ends, the middle becomes the de facto end stall because no one is sitting in those. This. A floater is enough for me to look next door. Even a smidge of discolored toilet paper will prompt me to option door #2. |
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| Author: | newper [ Fri Jan 31, 2020 5:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Middle Stall Sitters |
What's the ettiquite for when three stalls, middle stall empty, outer two occupied. You walk in, and as you open the door, one of the ends flushes, and walks out. I think in that case you just wash your hands, leave, and hold it for a bit. I don't want to sit on a warm seat. |
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| Author: | a retard [ Fri Jan 31, 2020 5:44 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Middle Stall Sitters |
SpiralStairs wrote: I don't get it. |
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