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Author:  Darkside [ Sun Apr 05, 2020 8:09 pm ]
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Fuuuuuuuuuck you.

Author:  GoldenJet [ Sun Apr 05, 2020 8:18 pm ]
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What'd he do?

Author:  Hatchetman [ Sun Apr 05, 2020 8:19 pm ]
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GoldenJet wrote:
What'd he do?


Stole the cookies from the cookie jar.

Author:  Darkside [ Sun Apr 05, 2020 8:19 pm ]
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GoldenJet wrote:
What'd he do?

He wants to open the largest prison system in Illinois history.

Author:  Caller Bob [ Sun Apr 05, 2020 8:22 pm ]
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Do we have him because he's fat or do we hate him because Image?

Author:  Darkside [ Sun Apr 05, 2020 8:22 pm ]
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Caller Bob wrote:
Do we have him because he's fat or do we hate him because Image?

Hes an emoji?

Author:  sinicalypse [ Sun Apr 05, 2020 8:23 pm ]
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I thought this thread meant he kicked in curfews or something. Phew (for now).

Author:  Darkside [ Sun Apr 05, 2020 8:29 pm ]
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"If they had started in February building ventilators, getting ready for this pandemic, we would not have the problems we are having today and, frankly, very many fewer people would die," he said.

Ok so I have not heard of anyone not being able to get a ventilator yet. I might have missed the news on that. Has anyone not gotten access to one that needed it?

Author:  RFDC [ Sun Apr 05, 2020 8:30 pm ]
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Image

Author:  FrankDrebin [ Sun Apr 05, 2020 8:30 pm ]
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https://www.dailyherald.com/news/202004 ... ore-deaths

Author:  FrankDrebin [ Sun Apr 05, 2020 8:31 pm ]
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RFDC wrote:
Image


"This is the size of the toilet that needs to be removed"

Author:  Darkside [ Sun Apr 05, 2020 8:31 pm ]
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RFDC wrote:
Image

I once ate a falafel thiiiiiiiis big.

Author:  Caller Bob [ Sun Apr 05, 2020 8:33 pm ]
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FrankDrebin wrote:
https://www.dailyherald.com/news/20200405/pritzker-may-consider-more-restrictions-state-announces-31-more-deaths


One was a guy that killed a 11 year old (hit and run) and he kindnapped and rapped another 11 year old

Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Sun Apr 05, 2020 8:34 pm ]
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FrankDrebin wrote:
RFDC wrote:
Image


"This is the size of the toilet that needs to be removed"


Darkside wrote:
RFDC wrote:
Image

I once ate a falafel thiiiiiiiis big.


:lol: :lol:

One for each of you.

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Sun Apr 05, 2020 8:35 pm ]
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I'm not sure why but every time I see him I think of the Heat Miser.

Author:  RFDC [ Sun Apr 05, 2020 8:36 pm ]
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He has a little bit of the Beaver in him

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Sun Apr 05, 2020 8:37 pm ]
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Fat guys have a hard time getting suitcoats where the sleeves look good when they lift their arms.

Author:  GoldenJet [ Sun Apr 05, 2020 8:38 pm ]
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RFDC wrote:
He has a little bit of the Beaver in him


That he does.

Author:  Don Tiny [ Sun Apr 05, 2020 8:58 pm ]
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Darkside wrote:
RFDC wrote:
Image

I once ate a falafel thiiiiiiiis big.

How about a burrito as big as your head?

Author:  Peoria Matt [ Sun Apr 05, 2020 8:59 pm ]
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La Bamba !

Author:  Darkside [ Sun Apr 05, 2020 9:01 pm ]
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Don Tiny wrote:
Darkside wrote:
RFDC wrote:
Image

I once ate a falafel thiiiiiiiis big.

How about a burrito as big as your head?

Oh christ I miss labamba.

Author:  Score is doomed [ Sun Apr 05, 2020 9:07 pm ]
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JB forgot to beef up the unemployment office when he
SHUT DOWN BUSINESSES

What did he think would happen to all the employees that would suddenly be UNEMPLOYED?

He's a clown

Author:  Rod [ Sun Apr 05, 2020 9:11 pm ]
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Fat guys have a hard time getting suitcoats where the sleeves look good when they lift their arms.


Image

Author:  Rod [ Sun Apr 05, 2020 9:13 pm ]
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Score is doomed wrote:
JB forgot to beef up the unemployment office when he
SHUT DOWN BUSINESSES

What did he think would happen to all the employees that would suddenly be UNEMPLOYED?

He's a clown


He's not thinking about it at all. There hasn't been a single day since he was born where he ever had to think about money.

Author:  Darkside [ Sun Apr 05, 2020 9:13 pm ]
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Score is doomed wrote:
JB forgot to beef up the unemployment office when he
SHUT DOWN BUSINESSES

What did he think would happen to all the employees that would suddenly be UNEMPLOYED?

He's a clown


He's not thinking about it at all. There hasn't been a single day since he was born where he ever had to think about money.

Well he was thinking about it when he took out all the toilets.

Author:  RFDC [ Sun Apr 05, 2020 9:14 pm ]
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Score is doomed wrote:
JB forgot to beef up the unemployment office when he
SHUT DOWN BUSINESSES

What did he think would happen to all the employees that would suddenly be UNEMPLOYED?

He's a clown

It is all Trumps fault

Author:  Darkside [ Sun Apr 05, 2020 9:15 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: JB

RFDC wrote:
Score is doomed wrote:
JB forgot to beef up the unemployment office when he
SHUT DOWN BUSINESSES

What did he think would happen to all the employees that would suddenly be UNEMPLOYED?

He's a clown

It is all Trumps fault

Well I mean yeah.

Author:  RFDC [ Sun Apr 05, 2020 9:15 pm ]
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I see Tubby and Toliets mentioned a lot...what is the story there?

Author:  Drunk Squirrel [ Sun Apr 05, 2020 9:16 pm ]
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Removed a bunch of toilets from a house to reduce property tax.

Author:  Caller Bob [ Sun Apr 05, 2020 9:16 pm ]
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RFDC wrote:
I see Tubby and Toliets mentioned a lot...what is the story there?

https://www.npr.org/2018/10/03/65420107 ... port-finds

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