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Author:  Pres-Elect FukNuggitt [ Thu May 21, 2020 10:53 pm ]
Post subject:  My Wife

Pissed off at me over some stupid shit and she is withholding vagina rights.

Fuck. My hand is just not the same.

Its like eating baloney sandwiches after ribeyes and lobster. Fuck, but I don't wanna cave. We'll see who wins this power struggle.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Thu May 21, 2020 10:55 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: My Wife

Shocking.

Author:  SpiralStairs [ Thu May 21, 2020 11:41 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: My Wife

FukNuggitt wrote:
Pissed off at me over some stupid shit and she is withholding vagina rights.

Fuck. My hand is just not the same.

Its like eating baloney sandwiches after ribeyes and lobster. Fuck, but I don't wanna cave. We'll see who wins this power struggle.


This is some simp shit. A man takes what is owed him.

Author:  Douchebag [ Thu May 21, 2020 11:41 pm ]
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Running thread...

Author:  Pres-Elect FukNuggitt [ Fri May 22, 2020 12:04 am ]
Post subject:  Re: My Wife

SpiralStairs wrote:
FukNuggitt wrote:
Pissed off at me over some stupid shit and she is withholding vagina rights.

Fuck. My hand is just not the same.

Its like eating baloney sandwiches after ribeyes and lobster. Fuck, but I don't wanna cave. We'll see who wins this power struggle.


This is some simp shit. A man takes what is owed him.

I agree.

I am allowing this to play out, though. Breaks up the monotony a bit.

When the time is right, though, I'm going to go straight MJ on this bitch.

Author:  Lou Carbone [ Fri May 22, 2020 7:26 am ]
Post subject:  Re: My Wife

Marriage to her is a joke. People get married, divorced, married. All they think marriage is for is humping. They don't know the duties. Wifely duties. Those kind of women are rare. Your mother and me, we had our wars. She didn't talk to me for almost... two years. Not... Not a word. Still, she scrubbed my back. Never stopped doin' her duties. That woman was there for me. 'Til death do us part. That... was a fuckin' marriage.

Author:  good dolphin [ Fri May 22, 2020 9:20 am ]
Post subject:  Re: My Wife

Go to work then come home and make your own dinner. When you go to bed jerk off right next to her. Let's her know she can be replaced.

by the way, she isn't withholding them, she is only withholding them from you, cuck.

Author:  RFDC [ Fri May 22, 2020 9:23 am ]
Post subject:  Re: My Wife

Didn't seem like ribeye to me.

Author:  pittmike [ Fri May 22, 2020 9:27 am ]
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Pittmike says 50/50 shot this works out to your advantage. Either way you lose 50% off your shit or you are made to believe you kept 50% of your shit.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Fri May 22, 2020 9:33 am ]
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bbrut4bBvo

Author:  Cashman [ Fri May 22, 2020 9:40 am ]
Post subject:  Re: My Wife

FukNuggitt wrote:
Pissed off at me over some stupid shit and she is withholding vagina rights.

Fuck. My hand is just not the same.

Its like eating baloney sandwiches after ribeyes and lobster. Fuck, but I don't wanna cave. We'll see who wins this power struggle.



Flesh light

Author:  Pres-Elect FukNuggitt [ Fri May 22, 2020 9:53 am ]
Post subject:  Re: My Wife

good dolphin wrote:
Go to work then come home and make your own dinner. When you go to bed jerk off right next to her. Let's her know she can be replaced.

by the way, she isn't withholding them, she is only withholding them from you, cuck.

I think you have it confused: I married a bitch, not a whore.

Author:  denisdman [ Fri May 22, 2020 9:54 am ]
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RFDC wrote:
Didn't seem like ribeye to me.


He likes the ribeye very pink on the inside.

Author:  Pres-Elect FukNuggitt [ Fri May 22, 2020 10:44 am ]
Post subject:  Re: My Wife

I believe we have reached an accord.

Thanks in part to our youngest's little graduation today, combined with a promise of pizza for lunch.

Image

Author:  Bagels [ Fri May 22, 2020 11:04 am ]
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FukNuggitt wrote:
I believe we have reached an accord.

Thanks in part to our youngest's little graduation today, combined with a promise of pizza for lunch.

Image

No one cares

Author:  Regular Reader [ Fri May 22, 2020 11:17 am ]
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RFDC wrote:
Didn't seem like ribeye to me.

:lol: :lol:

Author:  Pres-Elect FukNuggitt [ Fri May 22, 2020 11:31 am ]
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FukNuggitt wrote:
I believe we have reached an accord.

Thanks in part to our youngest's little graduation today, combined with a promise of pizza for lunch.

Image

Backstory to today's events:

There was a bit I didn't add-in. Went out for a walk last night. Typically we go together. Pretty much every time. This time, though, I get ready very quickly, and, as I am heading for the door, she says, "Are we Going for a walk?"

I reply, "I am." and strut out the door.

Took a 1.5 hour walk to Dunkin & back, listened to Joe Rogan's entire podcast (almost), & got myself a frozen Matcha Latte (with whip) for my prize.

Author:  Darkside [ Fri May 22, 2020 11:33 am ]
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Try being respectful to your wife. That kind of thing works wonders.

Author:  Pres-Elect FukNuggitt [ Fri May 22, 2020 11:36 am ]
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Darkside wrote:
Try being respectful to your wife. That kind of thing works wonders.

Ha.

Looks like you got it all figured out!

:lol:

Author:  Darkside [ Fri May 22, 2020 11:36 am ]
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FukNuggitt wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Try being respectful to your wife. That kind of thing works wonders.

Ha.

Looks like you got it all figured out!

:lol:

Its been working so far.

Author:  Seacrest [ Fri May 22, 2020 11:40 am ]
Post subject:  Re: My Wife

good dolphin wrote:
Go to work then come home and make your own dinner. When you go to bed jerk off right next to her. Let's her know she can be replaced.

by the way, she isn't withholding them, she is only withholding them from you, cuck.


PM's will soon start arriving.

Thanks asshole.

Author:  Seacrest [ Fri May 22, 2020 11:40 am ]
Post subject:  Re: My Wife

Darkside wrote:
Try being respectful to your wife. That kind of thing works wonders.


THIS

Author:  Pres-Elect FukNuggitt [ Fri May 22, 2020 11:45 am ]
Post subject:  Re: My Wife

Seacrest wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Try being respectful to your wife. That kind of thing works wonders.


THIS

Said the two Righteous Altar Boys.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Author:  good dolphin [ Fri May 22, 2020 12:39 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: My Wife

Seacrest wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
Go to work then come home and make your own dinner. When you go to bed jerk off right next to her. Let's her know she can be replaced.

by the way, she isn't withholding them, she is only withholding them from you, cuck.


PM's will soon start arriving.

Thanks asshole.


Is fucknuggit one of THOSE guys?

Well, the long weekend will give you time to digest all correspondence

Author:  Darkside [ Fri May 22, 2020 12:51 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: My Wife

FukNuggitt wrote:
Seacrest wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Try being respectful to your wife. That kind of thing works wonders.


THIS

Said the two Righteous Altar Boys.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I don't get it. Altar boy?

Author:  billypootons [ Fri May 22, 2020 12:55 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: My Wife

your idol claims to just go up to women and grab their pussies.... so just follow your idol's lead

Author:  Pres-Elect FukNuggitt [ Fri May 22, 2020 12:58 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: My Wife

good dolphin wrote:
Seacrest wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
Go to work then come home and make your own dinner. When you go to bed jerk off right next to her. Let's her know she can be replaced.

by the way, she isn't withholding them, she is only withholding them from you, cuck.


PM's will soon start arriving.

Thanks asshole.


Is fucknuggit one of THOSE guys?

Well, the long weekend will give you time to digest all correspondence

Is he?

I don't recall ever PM'g him, but, whatever. :D

Author:  Pres-Elect FukNuggitt [ Fri May 22, 2020 12:59 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: My Wife

Darkside wrote:
FukNuggitt wrote:
Seacrest wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Try being respectful to your wife. That kind of thing works wonders.


THIS

Said the two Righteous Altar Boys.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I don't get it.

Explains a lot.

Be nicer to your wife and check back in with us tomorrow.

:study:

Author:  Pres-Elect FukNuggitt [ Fri May 22, 2020 1:01 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: My Wife

billypootons wrote:
your idol claims to just go up to women and grab their pussies.... so just follow your idol's lead

Sorry, I just like people who make their own destiny.

Fortune favors The Bold!

Author:  Pres-Elect FukNuggitt [ Fri May 22, 2020 1:06 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: My Wife

Update: So, we consummated the deal, and Wife and I just went for a nice ride for Starbucks, Pizza, and to run a few errands.

Love is in the air!

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