Met with black pastors and community leaders about the death of a young man over the weekend.

Threw out a "my problem with you people".

WHOOPS.

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I did not expect a Seinfeld reference. There seems to be one for everything.

Elaine: "Well, what do you think?"
Jerry: "What? About you datin' a black guy? What's the big deal?"
Elaine: "What black guy?"
Jerry: "Darryl. He's black, isn't he?"
Elaine: "He is?"
George: "No, he isn't."
Jerry: "Isn't he, Elaine?"
Elaine: "You think?"
George: "I thought he looked Irish."
Jerry: "What's his last name?"
Elaine: "Nelson."
George: "That's not Irish."
Jerry: "I think he's black."
George: "Should we be talking about this?"
Elaine: "I think it's OK."
George: "No, it isn't."
Jerry: "Why not?"
George: "Well, it would be OK if Darryl was here."
Jerry: "If he's black."
Elaine: "Is he black?"
Jerry: "Does it matter?"
Elaine: "No, course not. I mean, I'd just like to know."
Jerry: "Oh, so you need to know?"
Elaine: "No, I don't need to know. I just think it would be nice if I knew."

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That family is a special group.

Should go over well on the Northside.

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Working now on the speech that says Pete's an "owner" but not really an "owner".

Is he the one who couldn't park a car?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

I doubt that any of them can.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Their family tree is a stump. Send them back to shithole Omaha.