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Darkside

Post subject: Jeff Garland

Posted: Mon May 31, 2021 3:34 pm

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This guy sucks.
If he never gets to another cubs game I'm fine with that.

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Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Jeff Garland

Posted: Mon May 31, 2021 3:39 pm

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Jesus shit the fuck up.

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bigfan wrote:

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: Jeff Garland

Posted: Mon May 31, 2021 3:44 pm

Joined: Thu Oct 18, 2012 9:33 pm
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pizza_Place: World Famous Pizza

If Judy Garland married him she wouldn't have to change her last name.

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Peoria Matt

Post subject: Re: Jeff Garland

Posted: Mon May 31, 2021 3:47 pm

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Agreed. Doesn't know when or how to shut up.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Jeff Garland

Posted: Mon May 31, 2021 3:50 pm

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Location: Darkside Estates
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Garlin.
Sorry.
New phone and I havent figured this goddamn auto correct bullshit yet.
My bad.

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bigfan wrote:

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Jeff Garland

Posted: Mon May 31, 2021 3:54 pm

100000 CLUB

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SpiralStairs wrote:

If Judy Garland married him she wouldn't have to change her last name.

This joke was DOA

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Jbi11s

Post subject: Re: Jeff Garland

Posted: Mon May 31, 2021 3:59 pm

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Darkside wrote:

Garlin.
Sorry.
New phone and I havent figured this goddamn auto correct bullshit yet.
My bad.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Jeff Garland

Posted: Tue Jun 01, 2021 8:28 am

Joined: Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:35 pm
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Jon Garland was a starting pitcher for an unprecedented, historical world series run for the white sox in 2005!

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a retard

Post subject: Re: Jeff Garland

Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2021 9:03 am

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

If Judy Garland married him she wouldn't have to change her last name.

This joke was DOA

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Cashman

Post subject: Re: Jeff Garland

Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2021 9:14 am

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good dolphin wrote:

Jon Garland was a starting pitcher for an unprecedented, historical world series run for the white sox in 2005!

Could you refresh my memory, as to what they did against the Angels and Stros?

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Gary Senise

Post subject: Re: Jeff Garland

Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2021 11:46 am

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I love Jeff Garland. Good guy. Donates to my fund.

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FrankDrebin

Post subject: Re: Jeff Garland

Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2021 2:08 pm

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good dolphin wrote:

Jon Garland was a starting pitcher for an unprecedented, historical world series run for the white sox in 2005!

As of right now, best White Sox (for them)/Cub trade in the last fifty years

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