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| Author: | Antarctica [ Tue Sep 08, 2020 11:36 am ] |
| Post subject: | Gender reveal parties |
https://www.chicagotribune.com/nation-w ... 2F6Af7Yvmk Ban this practice and execute its practitioners. |
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| Author: | KDdidit [ Tue Sep 08, 2020 11:49 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gender reveal parties |
Yep, white people are the worst. |
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| Author: | Caller Bob [ Tue Sep 08, 2020 11:52 am ] |
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KDdidit wrote: Yep, white people are the worst. Agreed. |
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| Author: | Jbi11s [ Tue Sep 08, 2020 11:59 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gender reveal parties |
Yep. I agree with everyone in this thread. |
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| Author: | 312player [ Tue Sep 08, 2020 12:04 pm ] |
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Fucking millennials smh |
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| Author: | Hussra [ Tue Sep 08, 2020 12:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gender reveal parties |
this is how men keep women from trying to rook us into being involved in child-rearing/domestic bullshit. when they ask you to handle the dishes, throw a tide pod in the dishwasher one time and they'll think twice before tasking you with dishes/other simple household chores again. |
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| Author: | HawaiiYou [ Tue Sep 08, 2020 12:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gender reveal parties |
thank god I didnt have to do this kind of thing |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Tue Sep 08, 2020 12:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gender reveal parties |
belongs in the same garbage bin of history with push presents |
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| Author: | man of few opinions [ Tue Sep 08, 2020 12:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gender reveal parties |
Finding out the gender of your child at birth, that’s the ultimate reveal party. All this finding out months in advance and having stupid-ass “reveal parties” has fucked everything up. Bang the old lady and wait 9 months for your prize. |
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| Author: | HawaiiYou [ Tue Sep 08, 2020 12:44 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gender reveal parties |
man of few opinions wrote: Finding out the gender of your child at birth, that’s the ultimate reveal party. All this finding out months in advance and having stupid-ass “reveal parties” has fucked everything up. Bang the old lady and wait 9 months for your prize. why do ppl require a party for this? after you know wouldn't you just tell your family/friends? i'd rather spend that dough that you would spend on the party on the kid. |
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| Author: | man of few opinions [ Tue Sep 08, 2020 12:45 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gender reveal parties |
HawaiiYou wrote: man of few opinions wrote: Finding out the gender of your child at birth, that’s the ultimate reveal party. All this finding out months in advance and having stupid-ass “reveal parties” has fucked everything up. Bang the old lady and wait 9 months for your prize. why do ppl require a party for this? after you know wouldn't you just tell your family/friends? i'd rather spend that dough that you would spend on the party on the kid. Facebook photo opportunity. |
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| Author: | HawaiiYou [ Tue Sep 08, 2020 12:48 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gender reveal parties |
man of few opinions wrote: HawaiiYou wrote: man of few opinions wrote: Finding out the gender of your child at birth, that’s the ultimate reveal party. All this finding out months in advance and having stupid-ass “reveal parties” has fucked everything up. Bang the old lady and wait 9 months for your prize. why do ppl require a party for this? after you know wouldn't you just tell your family/friends? i'd rather spend that dough that you would spend on the party on the kid. Facebook photo opportunity. yes...makes sense now... |
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| Author: | Antarctica [ Tue Sep 08, 2020 12:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gender reveal parties |
You're supposed to bring gifts. I got a few invites while I was out-of-country, as if I would fly back to America for this charade. Either way, the invites have clip arts photos of bowed-up boxes on them. Not very subtle, eh? |
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| Author: | Hawg Ass [ Tue Sep 08, 2020 12:52 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gender reveal parties |
It is California, kind of surprised they would know the gender. |
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| Author: | Nardi [ Tue Sep 08, 2020 2:25 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gender reveal parties |
No one knows the gender until the kid is like 5. That's when you might have to start the hormone treatments. |
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| Author: | Caller Bob [ Tue Sep 08, 2020 2:26 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gender reveal parties |
Evidently you can't go by "peeing sitting down" anymore. |
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| Author: | Nardi [ Tue Sep 08, 2020 2:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gender reveal parties |
Caller Bob wrote: Evidently you can't go by "peeing sitting down" anymore. Never could because everybody pees sitting down. |
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| Author: | Hawg Ass [ Tue Sep 08, 2020 2:33 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gender reveal parties |
Nardi wrote: Caller Bob wrote: Evidently you can't go by "peeing sitting down" anymore. Never could because everybody pees sitting down. Hell yes, all middle of the night pees must be done sitting down. Nobody wants to turn on the light and you don't sure don't want piss everywhere. |
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| Author: | Caller Bob [ Tue Sep 08, 2020 2:35 pm ] |
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| Author: | Caller Bob [ Tue Sep 08, 2020 2:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gender reveal parties |
In the middle of the night I'm whipping my dick out and letting the chips fall where they may. |
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| Author: | Nardi [ Tue Sep 08, 2020 2:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gender reveal parties |
Caller Bob wrote: In the middle of the night I'm whipping my dick out and letting the chips fall where they may. I just open the window. Fuck going all the way to the bathroom. That's for pussies. |
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| Author: | hnd [ Tue Sep 08, 2020 3:26 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gender reveal parties |
its hard for me to browse the internet on my phone for 15 minutes when i pee standing up |
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| Author: | SpiralStairs [ Tue Sep 08, 2020 3:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gender reveal parties |
Caller Bob wrote: In the middle of the night I'm whipping my dick out and letting the chips fall where they may. You touch your own dick? That's like the gayest shit imaginable. |
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| Author: | Caller Bob [ Tue Sep 08, 2020 3:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gender reveal parties |
SpiralStairs wrote: Caller Bob wrote: In the middle of the night I'm whipping my dick out and letting the chips fall where they may. You touch your own dick? That's like the gayest shit imaginable. That's gay? |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Tue Sep 08, 2020 3:47 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gender reveal parties |
Caller Bob wrote: SpiralStairs wrote: Caller Bob wrote: In the middle of the night I'm whipping my dick out and letting the chips fall where they may. You touch your own dick? That's like the gayest shit imaginable. That's gay? Randal: She was pretty young, huh? Dante: Twenty-two. Just like us. Randal: An embolism in a pool. Dante: What an embarrassing way to die. Randal: That's nothing compared to how my cousin Walter died. Dante: How'd he die? Randal: He broke his neck. Dante: That's embarrassing? Randal: He broke his neck trying to suck his own dick. Dante: Shut the hell up. Randal: I swear. Dante: Stop it. Randal: Bible truth. Dante: Oh, my God. Randal: Come on. Haven't you ever tried to suck your own dick? Dante: No! Randal: Yeah, right. You're so repressed. Dante: Because I never tried to suck my own dick? Randal: No, because you won't admit to it. As if a guy's a fucking pervert because he tries to go down on himself. You're as curious as the rest of us, pal. You've tried it. Dante: Who found him? Randal: My cousin? My aunt found him. It was a mess. He was on his bed, with his legs doubled over himself. My aunt freaked out. Dante: Man, he had his dick in his mouth? Randal: Yeah. Balls resting on his lips. Dante: Wow! He really made it. Randal: Yeah, but at what a price? Dante: I could never reach. Randal: Reach what? Dante: You know. Randal: What, your dick? Dante: Yeah, like you said. I guess everyone gets curious and tries it sometime. Randal: I never tried it. Fucking pervert. |
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| Author: | Franky T [ Tue Sep 08, 2020 5:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gender reveal parties |
I hope they gives those clowns the bill. |
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| Author: | GoldenJet [ Tue Sep 08, 2020 6:34 pm ] |
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| Author: | Furious Styles [ Tue Sep 08, 2020 6:51 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gender reveal parties |
Wouldn't Great White have been a better analogy? Narducy's best work is as a sideman. |
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| Author: | denisdman [ Tue Sep 08, 2020 6:53 pm ] |
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| Author: | Bagels [ Tue Sep 08, 2020 6:54 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gender reveal parties |
Furious Styles wrote: Wouldn't Great White have been a better analogy? Narducy's best work is as a sideman. RIP Douchebag And yea, Split Single sucks |
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