So you're a young arsenal player on loan in france, Ligue 1 player of the month on your first month on loan and starting to look like you might have a vindication tour at the expense of Arsenal's top shithead, Mikel Arteta... Things are looking good...

But then whilst on international duty with the French under-20 team you end up sitting next to a buck naked teammate playing with his dick while looking at his phone... What do you do?

Obviously, you whip out your phone and record a video that starts off with your smiling mug and then casually goes over to the guy choking his chicken... Duh!


NSFW NSFW NSFW if anyone wants to see the video in question click here to be transported to the safe space of twitter, where you can view your young nubile athlete cock videos without having to worry about the scourge of tr*mp supporters showing up to threaten the very foundations of what makes humanity great! NSFW NSFW NSFW

srsly I don't know who the bigger offender is here... The guy who's comfortable whacking off in the middle of a locker room or the guy who decides it's his duty and/or responsibility to tape and distribute it.

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Someone warn JLN before he clicks!

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So that's what Lakemorefest was like huh?

We already have a pump and dump thread.

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