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PostPosted: Sun Sep 19, 2021 7:26 pm 
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 19, 2021 7:34 pm 
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I might . He was pretty fucking big .

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Spiders are helpful, they kill truly dangerous creatures, like mosquitoes.


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Not as dangerous as Spider-Tac is to our great game of baseball


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PostPosted: Sun Sep 19, 2021 8:28 pm 
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No need to worry .

You have a 99% survival chance against the spider .

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It's an average sized Wolf...fucking pussy.


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It's an average sized Wolf...fucking pussy.
maybe it’s not the size, it’s the color.

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It can't harm you. IIRC there is only 1 spider that has deadly venom.

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It can't harm you. IIRC there is only 1 spider that has deadly venom.

I'm pretty sure that's not true.

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 19, 2021 10:59 pm 
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Nas wrote:
It can't harm you. IIRC there is only 1 spider that has deadly venom.

I'm pretty sure that's not true.


Looks like only 2. The brown recluse and the black widow. Neither want to waste venom on you. They almost never bite humans unless they are squeezed in some way. They aren't generally deadly to anyone except small kids and elderly people. Even then it is rare. Your fear of spiders is Hollywood driven. Spiders kill mosquitoes. The creature that's responsible for killing a million people worldwide every year.

Only about 4 people in America die annually from a spider bite. Bees kill 15 times more despite only showing up for a few months.

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Nas wrote:
It can't harm you. IIRC there is only 1 spider that has deadly venom.

I'm pretty sure that's not true.


Looks like only 2. The brown recluse and the black widow. Neither want to waste venom on you. They almost never bite humans unless they are squeezed in some way. They aren't generally deadly to anyone except small kids and elderly people. Even then it is rare. Your fear of spiders is Hollywood driven.

There's at least 3. A black footed yellow sac spider too.
I don't have a fear of spiders. Spiders are our friends.
But I knew a guy who got bit by a brown recluse spider and it turned him gay.
Well, honestly he was a bit fruity before the spider bite. He used to wear pantyhose. But as far as I know he didn't screw a guy until after the spider bite. So I blame that.

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A friend's dad was bit on the hand by a brown recluse. Triggered a stroke and a few years later his untimely demise.

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brazillian wandering spiders will go after you. and they have a pretty nasty bite too.


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My already gay uncle was bit by a brown spider. I forget how they treated it. I think it was antibiotics and scraped/scooped out. It was pretty gross.


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i tend to get a fair amount of spiders but i don't mind too much bc they're mostly contained to my tv room in the ceiling corners. Fairly small ones. But last week i was getting ready to leave for work, opened the fridge to grab something and looked down to see a huge one that looked like rogue's one. I tried to step on it but it got away . I've been haunted ever since

I have a screened in patio and the webs are just ridiculous...A month or so ago i took a power washer to the whole patio, webs were all back up like a day later


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Nas wrote:
It can't harm you. IIRC there is only 1 spider that has deadly venom.

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A friend's dad was bit on the hand by a brown recluse. Triggered a stroke and a few years later his untimely demise.

He should have wore his mask...


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i tend to get a fair amount of spiders but i don't mind too much bc they're mostly contained to my tv room in the ceiling corners. Fairly small ones. But last week i was getting ready to leave for work, opened the fridge to grab something and looked down to see a huge one that looked like rogue's one. I tried to step on it but it got away . I've been haunted ever since

I have a screened in patio and the webs are just ridiculous...A month or so ago i took a power washer to the whole patio, webs were all back up like a day later


Those are wolf spiders. They don't spin webs and have no desire to bite you. They aren't deadly either. They appear to love basements and crawl spaces.

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My already gay uncle was bit by a brown spider.
Uh...

So the bite made him gayer?

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