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Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Sat Oct 23, 2021 3:43 pm ]
Post subject:  Dan Bernstein
You know, I was feeling pretty good about the Illini.

Then this...



I admit. I use words that people don't immediately think of. Mrs Dr. Ken calls me on it all the time. "People don't talk that way."

I get it. But, in my mind, that is the word that works. So....

But nobody uses the word "ambrosia" in casual conversation.

Dan, you don't care about Illinois. You hate them. They are the "DOWN SOUTH", mouth-breathing, seed-buying populace. STFU.

Maybe I'll throw this rant on Twitter. I haven't been blocked in a while.
Author:  a retard [ Sat Oct 23, 2021 3:59 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Dan Bernstein
I still feel good about the ILLINI, at least today I do.
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Sat Oct 23, 2021 4:00 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Dan Bernstein
I did. I'm sure about to get blocked. Don't care, felt good.
Author:  Curious Hair [ Sat Oct 23, 2021 4:07 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Dan Bernstein
The Hardcore American South will rise again.
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Sat Oct 23, 2021 4:23 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Dan Bernstein
I'm going too far.

This is how people get cancelled I imagine.
Author:  Juice's Lecture Notes [ Sat Oct 23, 2021 4:27 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Dan Bernstein
Funny to see Dan aligning himself with the racist downstate townies who worshipped The Chief.
Author:  Juice's Lecture Notes [ Sat Oct 23, 2021 4:28 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Dan Bernstein
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
I'm going too far.

This is how people get cancelled I imagine.

There is no such thing as cancel culture, don't worry.
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Sat Oct 23, 2021 4:41 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Dan Bernstein
I even feel bad about myself that I just read "abject misery" and didn't think that is not a thing people generally say.
Author:  Augie [ Sat Oct 23, 2021 4:58 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Dan Bernstein
Bernstein being douchebag of the week is an evergreen thread if I've ever seen one.
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Sat Oct 23, 2021 5:19 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Dan Bernstein
Well, he's on the record that he doesn't care -

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Author:  Juice's Lecture Notes [ Sat Oct 23, 2021 5:22 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Dan Bernstein
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Well, he's on the record that he doesn't care -

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This man has a midday sports talk show in a major market.
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Sat Oct 23, 2021 5:24 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Dan Bernstein
For the record myself, I, not trying to get him fired or anything.

I like him. But he often doesn't realize some of the takes that he puts forth...I think he does....but he's in the entertainment business.

Dan Bernstein is an excellent radio host but sometimes focuses in the wrong direction with regard to topics.

This is just a review. Not a call to action.
Author:  RFDC [ Sat Oct 23, 2021 5:26 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Dan Bernstein
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Well, he's on the record that he doesn't care -

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I am surprised he responded to you.

Beardown should take lessons
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Sat Oct 23, 2021 5:27 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Dan Bernstein
I kind of feel bad now.
Author:  Curious Hair [ Sat Oct 23, 2021 6:02 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Dan Bernstein
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
I even feel bad about myself that I just read "abject misery" and didn't think that is not a thing people generally say.

Really? I say it all the time.
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Sat Oct 23, 2021 6:39 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Dan Bernstein
Curious Hair wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
I even feel bad about myself that I just read "abject misery" and didn't think that is not a thing people generally say.

Really? I say it all the time.


Well, you would.
Author:  Curious Hair [ Sat Oct 23, 2021 6:54 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Dan Bernstein
Misery is always abject. It's like how Catholics are always "staunch." No one's ever heard of a staunch Congregationalist.
Author:  Drunk Squirrel [ Sat Oct 23, 2021 7:36 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Dan Bernstein
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
You know, I was feeling pretty good about the Illini.

Then this...



I admit. I use words that people don't immediately think of. Mrs Dr. Ken calls me on it all the time. "People don't talk that way."

I get it. But, in my mind, that is the word that works. So....

But nobody uses the word "ambrosia" in casual conversation.

Dan, you don't care about Illinois. You hate them. They are the "DOWN SOUTH", mouth-breathing, seed-buying populace. STFU.

Maybe I'll throw this rant on Twitter. I haven't been blocked in a while.


I’ve used ambrosia in a casual conversation. I blame my early education and my schools’ teaching of ancient Grecian culture. It was carried forward into entomology in all of the English classes we took in high school. On occasion a word would pop out and generate a lot of odd and befuddled looks. Since I don’t use the words they’ve slipped further and further into my subconscious so they don’t pop up. I suggest not using ambrosia in front of a 70 year old pig farmer though. Even if he is a staunch Catholic.
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Sat Oct 23, 2021 7:40 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Dan Bernstein
I don’t believe you.

Nobody uses ambrosia.
Author:  Drunk Squirrel [ Sat Oct 23, 2021 7:43 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Dan Bernstein
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
I don’t believe you.

Nobody uses ambrosia.



Sweet nectar of the gods Dr. Ken.
Author:  Drunk Squirrel [ Sat Oct 23, 2021 7:46 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Dan Bernstein
That said. I don’t think 95% of those odd words would ever pop out in the written word. It’s always been far noire subconscious than that. And there is no way in hell id want to try spelling them.
Author:  pittmike [ Sat Oct 23, 2021 7:51 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Dan Bernstein
Dan is a NYT crossword guy and a douche. What did you expect?

Ambrosia :lol:
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Sat Oct 23, 2021 8:07 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Dan Bernstein
Drunk Squirrel wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
I don’t believe you.

Nobody uses ambrosia.



Sweet nectar of the gods Dr. Ken.


You know, it’s funny. I’ll say something using some ridiculous word in casual conversation with The Bandit and she will look at me like I’m the stupidest person in the world.

“What are you talking about? Use real words!”

And, honest to God, it takes me more than a pause to think of another word because the original word was the perfect choice.

I’m just not a social person.
Author:  Drunk Squirrel [ Sat Oct 23, 2021 8:14 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Dan Bernstein
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Drunk Squirrel wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
I don’t believe you.

Nobody uses ambrosia.



Sweet nectar of the gods Dr. Ken.


You know, it’s funny. I’ll say something using some ridiculous word in casual conversation with The Bandit and she will look at me like I’m the stupidest person in the world.

“What are you talking about? Use real words!”

And, honest to God, it takes me more than a pause to think of another word because the original word was the perfect choice.

I’m just not a social person.


Oh.. it’s always the perfect word. And it’s always greeted with blank stares. I am mostly recovered from this problem. Not the anti social problem though. That’s terminal.
Author:  Curious Hair [ Sat Oct 23, 2021 9:14 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Dan Bernstein
Drunk Squirrel wrote:
It was carried forward into entomology in all of the English classes we took in high school.

Etymology, not the bug study.

pittmike wrote:
Dan is a NYT crossword guy and a douche. What did you expect?

:lol: As for me, I'm an L.A. Times crossword guy because I won't pay for a NYT subscription. I'm also a douche, but a douche who can do a sub-4-minute Monday.
Author:  Drunk Squirrel [ Sat Oct 23, 2021 9:22 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Dan Bernstein
Yeah. I was even trying to avoid the bug study one. Too much Tractor time for me this week. Too much time away from that stuff too. Both of these are probably good things.
Author:  SpiralStairs [ Sat Oct 23, 2021 9:54 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Dan Bernstein
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
I don’t believe you.

Nobody uses ambrosia.


I think their manager did. That's why theyre playing a matinee show at Horseshoe Casino next month.
Author:  Curious Hair [ Sat Oct 23, 2021 10:03 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Dan Bernstein
SpiralStairs wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
I don’t believe you.

Nobody uses ambrosia.


I think their manager did. That's why theyre playing a matinee show at Horseshoe Casino next month.


Eaglo Jeff wrote:
I hope they play "Dance With Me"!
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Sat Oct 23, 2021 10:19 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Dan Bernstein
Curious Hair wrote:
Drunk Squirrel wrote:
It was carried forward into entomology in all of the English classes we took in high school.

Etymology, not the bug study.

pittmike wrote:
Dan is a NYT crossword guy and a douche. What did you expect?

:lol: As for me, I'm an L.A. Times crossword guy because I won't pay for a NYT subscription. I'm also a douche, but a douche who can do a sub-4-minute Monday.


I’ve never completed a crossword puzzle in my life.

Feels like you need to know a secret code.
Author:  Curious Hair [ Sat Oct 23, 2021 10:25 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Dan Bernstein
Yeah, it's that the three-letter word for ambient music producer is always ENO and a newborn newt is EFT. I'm reducing to absurdity, yes, but once you learn the bank of chronic crossword clues, everything falls into place.
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