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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: "Be Like Mike" lyrics

Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2022 9:00 pm

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It's bugged me since it began.

Sometimes I dream
That he is me
You've got to see that's how I dream to be

Why the fuck would I dream that MJ would be a serviceable intramural basketball player? Better than some, worse than most.

Then, they immediately switch it because they are bad at rhymes to the young person dreaming to be like Mike.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: "Be Like Mike" lyrics

Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2022 9:48 pm

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Tito's

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: "Be Like Mike" lyrics

Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2022 10:31 pm

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Tito's

My issue with this predates Tito's.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: "Be Like Mike" lyrics

Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2022 11:56 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Tito's

My issue with this predates Tito's.

Skol?

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: "Be Like Mike" lyrics

Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2022 7:40 am

Douchebag wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Tito's

My issue with this predates Tito's.

Skol?

I don’t dip anymore.

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sinicalypse

Post subject: Re: "Be Like Mike" lyrics

Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2022 8:47 am

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what if there's a different mike i wanna be like?

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: "Be Like Mike" lyrics

Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2022 9:08 am

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

The kid singing isn't from a one room schoolhouse conference

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Brick

Post subject: Re: "Be Like Mike" lyrics

Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2022 9:30 am

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Wow. Dr Ken gets mad at the writer of "Be Like Mike" but doesn't get mad at convicted sexual predator R Kelly?

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: "Be Like Mike" lyrics

Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2022 10:29 am

Brick wrote:

Wow. Dr Ken gets mad at the writer of "Be Like Mike" but doesn't get mad at convicted sexual predator R Kelly?

It's true. I can only be mad at one thing at a time.

Consider yourself lucky.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: "Be Like Mike" lyrics

Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2022 10:51 am

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Brick wrote:

Wow. Dr Ken gets mad at the writer of "Be Like Mike" but doesn't get mad at convicted sexual predator R Kelly?

It's true. I can only be mad at one thing at a time.

Consider yourself lucky.

This may be controversial, but I don't support the actions of R Kelly, even though his song "I believe I can fly" is superior to "Be Like Mike" in the Jordan-inspired R&B song genre.

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Jaw Breaker

Post subject: Re: "Be Like Mike" lyrics

Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2022 11:40 am

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Those of us old enough to remember being bombarded with that spot have it imprinted on our brains. I can still hear the bass voice (bump bump-bump bump) and the background singer (I wanna be I wanna be I wanna be).

Funny thing is, people didn't call him Mike...though my guess is he didn't take offense at it (as Payton did when Murph infamously called him Wally).

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Post subject: Re: "Be Like Mike" lyrics

Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2022 11:47 am

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Jaw Breaker wrote:

Yeah, he stopped being Mike after he hit the game winner vs. Georgetown.

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Drunk Squirrel

Post subject: Re: "Be Like Mike" lyrics

Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2022 12:01 pm

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I found myself humming the damn song after I read this post. Didn’t even realize it till my wife asked me if I was humming “like Mike”. Ear worm apparently.

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Zippy-The-Pinhead

Post subject: Re: "Be Like Mike" lyrics

Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2022 2:05 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Brick wrote:

Wow. Dr Ken gets mad at the writer of "Be Like Mike" but doesn't get mad at convicted sexual predator R Kelly?

It's true. I can only be mad at one thing at a time.

Consider yourself lucky.

Still better than your "Papa was a Rolling Stone" thoughts. :wink:

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: "Be Like Mike" lyrics

Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2022 2:18 pm

Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Brick wrote:

Wow. Dr Ken gets mad at the writer of "Be Like Mike" but doesn't get mad at convicted sexual predator R Kelly?

It's true. I can only be mad at one thing at a time.

Consider yourself lucky.

Still better than your "Papa was a Rolling Stone" thoughts. :wink:

It was a loan, dadgummit.

Or was it alone? I forgot my position on the matter.

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: "Be Like Mike" lyrics

Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2022 8:35 pm

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Be like mike is a great song

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: "Be Like Mike" lyrics

Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2022 8:45 pm

Spaulding wrote:

Be like mike is a great song

It's not. That's my whole point.

Cool melody if you don't listen to the lyrics. They make no sense.

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Derplington

Post subject: Re: "Be Like Mike" lyrics

Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2022 1:00 am

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Stacey King replacing "Mike" with "Zach" and singing it during Bulls games is even worse.

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