I hope all is well. I'll pocket my Packers joke for now.

Wow, this is a something. You learn to not stray far from the can.

Yeah it really is something. What did you think of the stuff they make you drink? I didn't think it was as horrible as everyone made it out to be. At first I didn't even think it was doing its job but once it starts, you definitely need to be within 15 seconds of a bathroom.

I have the 2 bottles of prep and drank the first one with orange Gatorade, it wasn't bad but it is so damn much and you have to drink it relatively quick. Yes and about 35 minute mark, you had better be ready.

Hold your nose and drink it slowly if needed.

Screw that, I just want it over.

Just slam that stuff every 10 minutes or so. Keep it very cold and you'll be fine.

You can't be that much of a Meatball, I am starving!!

More important, good for you going through with this. A lot of men our age look the other way. Cancer sucks, but it really really sucks when you could have avoided it to begin with.

Here's another insider secret.

Go to Home Depot and get one of those coiled toilet snakes.

Buy yourself a lipstick camera.

And, here's the important part, pay attention, get some very high-quality adhesive tape to affix the camera to the end of the toilet snake.

Make sure your WiFi is active and the signal is good.

Take care of that yourself. Might take you 20 minutes. Granted, you won't have the professional-grade anesthesia but a few belts of scotch should do it.

Then, review the results on your own. Take a look for anything that looks like a Mentos.

Good luck.

Here's another insider secret.

Go to Home Depot and get one of those coiled toilet snakes.

Buy yourself a lipstick camera.

And, here's the important part, pay attention, get some very high-quality adhesive tape to affix the camera to the end of the toilet snake.

Make sure your WiFi is active and the signal is good.

Take care of that yourself. Might take you 20 minutes. Granted, you won't have the professional-grade anesthesia but a few belts of scotch should do it.

Then, review the results on your own. Take a look for anything that looks like a Mentos.

Good luck.

Here's another insider secret.

Go to Home Depot and get one of those coiled toilet snakes.

Buy yourself a lipstick camera.

And, here's the important part, pay attention, get some very high-quality adhesive tape to affix the camera to the end of the toilet snake.

Make sure your WiFi is active and the signal is good.

Take care of that yourself. Might take you 20 minutes. Granted, you won't have the professional-grade anesthesia but a few belts of scotch should do it.

Then, review the results on your own. Take a look for anything that looks like a Mentos.

Good luck.

I'm starting to think you aren't a real doctor.

You’re just now thinking that?

Are you a decision-maker in any loved ones medical conditions?