Wow, this is a something. You learn to not stray far from the can.

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I hope all is well. I'll pocket my Packers joke for now.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

Thanks Nas, I appreciate you looking out for me in my time of need.

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Hey tomorrow, in addition to that camera, how about you shove your awful football opinions up your ass too.

I could them right beside all of yours.

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Your ass ain't that big to fit yours and Bobs dumb football thoughts.

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Yeah it really is something. What did you think of the stuff they make you drink? I didn't think it was as horrible as everyone made it out to be. At first I didn't even think it was doing its job but once it starts, you definitely need to be within 15 seconds of a bathroom.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

I have the 2 bottles of prep and drank the first one with orange Gatorade, it wasn't bad but it is so damn much and you have to drink it relatively quick. Yes and about 35 minute mark, you had better be ready.

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Hold your nose and drink it slowly if needed.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

Screw that, I just want it over.

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The prep is the best part.

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Not a mult.

You can't be that much of a Meatball, I am starving!!

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When I woke up in recovery I had terrible stomach pains. This extremely hot nurse said it was normal and that I should get on all fours and try to expel the gas, I did and felt sooo much better...I was still in a fog and didn't come out of it until the ride home. I turned to my wife and asked her "Was that my idea, or the nurses?".

Cause I could see me just acting all freestyle at that point

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Just slam that stuff every 10 minutes or so. Keep it very cold and you'll be fine.

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You know me like that.

1st batch wasn't cold, rookie mistake. Will be corrected for next batch.

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I was, too - first thing I did after I left the hospital was direct the wife to take me to the nearest breakfast place ASAP, and I think I ate half the food on the menu.

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Not a mult.

More important, good for you going through with this. A lot of men our age look the other way. Cancer sucks, but it really really sucks when you could have avoided it to begin with.

Yeah one of them things turning 50.

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Insider secrets: 1. Ask to take Gatorade prep with stool softener. You can do that instead of the laxative in the gallon jug 2. Get an early morning appointment for the procedure if possible because you don't want to be starving all morning. 3. The doctor can't see anything if your prep is not good. So consider eating less a day or two before the prep day. 4. People are sometimes weak the day before the procedure, but you can drink clear liquids with sugar and jello, so it's not a total fast.

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God is the uncaused cause of the universe. He had no beginning and has no end. He is not bound by the laws of the universe he created.

Thanks, on it.

Ass
Butt
Booty

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Here's another insider secret.

Go to Home Depot and get one of those coiled toilet snakes.

Buy yourself a lipstick camera.

And, here's the important part, pay attention, get some very high-quality adhesive tape to affix the camera to the end of the toilet snake.

Make sure your WiFi is active and the signal is good.

Take care of that yourself. Might take you 20 minutes. Granted, you won't have the professional-grade anesthesia but a few belts of scotch should do it.

Then, review the results on your own. Take a look for anything that looks like a Mentos.

Good luck.

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You know me like that.

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I'm starting to think you aren't a real doctor.

Ever fucked in a bathroom?

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Having had 3 career colonoscopies over the past 20+ years I will tell you that the prep is MANY times easier than it was back in the day.

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"I honestly don't see a good bet on the board here."

You’re just now thinking that?

Are you a decision-maker in any loved ones medical conditions?

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You know me like that.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

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I am still alive, extremely gassy but about to eat.

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