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Author:  Caller Bob [ Tue Aug 23, 2022 3:44 pm ]
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Presented without comment...

Image
Author:  good dolphin [ Tue Aug 23, 2022 3:55 pm ]
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he gets good rotation
Author:  mike the tuba payer [ Tue Aug 23, 2022 3:58 pm ]
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Oh lord, he throws like a chick. Arm all bent back, barely gripping the ball. He is the definition of a weenie.
Author:  vitoscotti [ Tue Aug 23, 2022 3:58 pm ]
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Author:  Augie [ Tue Aug 23, 2022 3:59 pm ]
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I've seen Nuns with better mechanics.
Author:  Sock Puppet [ Tue Aug 23, 2022 4:00 pm ]
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His limp wrist would be better suited to throw Lamar's javelin...
Author:  denisdman [ Tue Aug 23, 2022 4:06 pm ]
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Sock Puppet wrote:
His limp wrist would be better suited to throw Lamar's javelin...


God I love that movie.
Author:  good dolphin [ Tue Aug 23, 2022 4:08 pm ]
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looks more like ba ba booey
Author:  vitoscotti [ Tue Aug 23, 2022 4:14 pm ]
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This is Chicago's "Mr Sports" who can't throw a baseball?
Author:  casual fan [ Tue Aug 23, 2022 4:16 pm ]
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It shouldn't be surprising, given how awful many "first pitches" are, but I don't understand how any adult can throw like that. But you see it, even with non-baseball pro athletes.
Author:  This Ends in Antioch [ Tue Aug 23, 2022 4:18 pm ]
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If you know you throw like that, wouldn’t you just decline the opportunity?
Author:  KDdidit [ Tue Aug 23, 2022 4:23 pm ]
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Need to see where he threw it.
Author:  Jaw Breaker [ Tue Aug 23, 2022 4:27 pm ]
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I have to think even Spiegel would look better than that.
Author:  Nas [ Tue Aug 23, 2022 4:31 pm ]
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He's had an awful back his entire life, I'll give him a pass.
Author:  This Ends in Antioch [ Tue Aug 23, 2022 4:31 pm ]
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KDdidit wrote:
Need to see where he threw it.

Does it really matter?
Author:  This Ends in Antioch [ Tue Aug 23, 2022 4:32 pm ]
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Nas wrote:
He's had an awful back his entire life, I'll give him a pass.

Is that why he has the elbow dexterity of a Vietnam War POW?
Author:  Nas [ Tue Aug 23, 2022 4:33 pm ]
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This Ends in Antioch wrote:
Nas wrote:
He's had an awful back his entire life, I'll give him a pass.

Is that why he has the elbow dexterity of a Vietnam War POW?


Probably. He's talked about all of the surgeries.
Author:  vitoscotti [ Tue Aug 23, 2022 4:35 pm ]
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Parkins throwing a baseball is like a guy off the street performing surgery.

Author:  KDdidit [ Tue Aug 23, 2022 4:46 pm ]
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This Ends in Antioch wrote:
KDdidit wrote:
Need to see where he threw it.

Does it really matter?


As an umpire, yes.
Author:  Augie [ Tue Aug 23, 2022 5:32 pm ]
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Nas wrote:
He's had an awful back his entire life, I'll give him a pass.


I might if he didn't play golf.
Author:  badrogue17 [ Tue Aug 23, 2022 5:33 pm ]
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Sock Puppet wrote:
His limp wrist would be better suited to throw Lamar's javelin...

:lol: :lol:
Author:  good dolphin [ Tue Aug 23, 2022 5:55 pm ]
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I thought that was him as a kid. Is that recent?

I hope his wife's father takes control of teaching their son how to play.
Author:  Nardi [ Tue Aug 23, 2022 6:20 pm ]
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Augie wrote:
Nas wrote:
He's had an awful back his entire life, I'll give him a pass.


I might if he didn't play golf.

Christ, that's got to be an even worse visual.
Author:  Hawg Ass [ Tue Aug 23, 2022 8:44 pm ]
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Nas wrote:
He's had an awful back his entire life, I'll give him a pass.

With your understanding of watching Bears QB's, I respect your decision.
Author:  billypootons [ Tue Aug 23, 2022 8:53 pm ]
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Calling it a Short arm would be generous
Author:  Bagels [ Tue Aug 23, 2022 9:15 pm ]
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Low t
Author:  T-Bone [ Wed Aug 24, 2022 2:26 am ]
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Oy, that’s pretty bad. I’m not sure he ever grew up playing any sports did he? I do give him a bit of grace with the horrible back but Augie makes a good point with the golf. It’s not that far a throw. That’s the kind of toss I expect from someone throwing with their off hand.
Author:  a retard [ Wed Aug 24, 2022 6:54 am ]
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As a guy who can feel a little anxious teeing off on #1 when there is even a gallery of just 5 present (the foursome behind us and the starter), I do give him credit for his willingness to be bad in front of a lot of people.
Author:  badrogue17 [ Wed Aug 24, 2022 6:58 am ]
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a retard wrote:
As a guy who can feel a little anxious teeing off on #1 when there is even a gallery of just 5 present (the foursome behind us and the starter), I do give him credit for his willingness to be bad in front of a lot of people.

If you listen to his radio show you would know that’s never been a problem for him
Author:  blackhawksfan [ Wed Aug 24, 2022 6:59 am ]
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He has no follow through. His hedge fund daddy never played catch with him. Sad
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