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OscarTangoEcho
PostPosted: Thu Aug 17, 2023 12:15 am 
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An exchange tonight on Columbus and North Water street, where there are 3 southbound lanes, and where there were two of these "vehicles" in the right lane and a 3rd in the middle lane...not really moving, and with no lights. I almost ran him over...I flashed my lights at him pulled up aside and said "You have no lights!"

He replied (with a lisp) "Well, I'm not going to have sex with you"

"But you're going to get someone killed" I screamed

"Well, I'm still not going to have sex with you." he replied.

"Nice career choice" I yelled.

"Get lost you creep" he lisped

My fucking commute is going to be the end of me...I really need to work from home more often
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OscarTangoEcho wrote:
An exchange tonight on Columbus and North Water street, where there are 3 southbound lanes, and where there were two of these "vehicles" in the right lane and a 3rd in the middle lane...not really moving, and with no lights. I almost ran him over...I flashed my lights at him pulled up aside and said "You have no lights!"

He replied (with a lisp) "Well, I'm not going to have sex with you"

"But you're going to get someone killed" I screamed

"Well, I'm still not going to have sex with you." he replied.

"Nice career choice" I yelled.

"Get lost you creep" he lisped

My fucking commute is going to be the end of me...I really need to work from home more often


Y’all fucked didn’t you?

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good dolphin
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OscarTangoEcho wrote:
An exchange tonight on Columbus and North Water street, where there are 3 southbound lanes, and where there were two of these "vehicles" in the right lane and a 3rd in the middle lane...not really moving, and with no lights. I almost ran him over...I flashed my lights at him pulled up aside and said "You have no lights!"

He replied (with a lisp) "Well, I'm not going to have sex with you"

"But you're going to get someone killed" I screamed

"Well, I'm still not going to have sex with you." he replied.

"Nice career choice" I yelled.

"Get lost you creep" he lisped

My fucking commute is going to be the end of me...I really need to work from home more often


you had a fish on the line and let it get away

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Bagels
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do you have to tip them extra for that ?
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Tall Midget
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Say it with me: DID. NOT. HAPPEN.

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Caller Bob
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Caller Bob
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OscarTangoEcho wrote:

"Nice career choice" I yelled.



Busting a guys balls for trying to make a living? What a dick!
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Crystal Lake Hoffy
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Tall Midget wrote:
Say it with me: DID. NOT. HAPPEN.


You mean sex with the bike guy never happened or the whole story?

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Tall Midget
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The verbal exchange.

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Darkside
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Tall Midget wrote:
The verbal exchange.

So the sex did happen...

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Frank Coztansa
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Fixed and nomination approved.

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good dolphin
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Darkside wrote:
Tall Midget wrote:
The verbal exchange.

So the sex did happen...


those rickshaw drivers, almost out of necessity, are in good shape. They usually have long limbs and angular bodies. Yum, yum

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