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An exchange tonight on Columbus and North Water street, where there are 3 southbound lanes, and where there were two of these "vehicles" in the right lane and a 3rd in the middle lane...not really moving, and with no lights. I almost ran him over...I flashed my lights at him pulled up aside and said "You have no lights!"

He replied (with a lisp) "Well, I'm not going to have sex with you"

"But you're going to get someone killed" I screamed

"Well, I'm still not going to have sex with you." he replied.

"Nice career choice" I yelled.

"Get lost you creep" he lisped

My fucking commute is going to be the end of me...I really need to work from home more often

"Nice career choice" I yelled.

Say it with me: DID. NOT. HAPPEN.

The verbal exchange.

Bicycle Rides Downtown

Tall Midget wrote:

The verbal exchange.

So the sex did happen...

Author:	OscarTangoEcho [ Thu Aug 17, 2023 12:15 am ]
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An exchange tonight on Columbus and North Water street, where there are 3 southbound lanes, and where there were two of these "vehicles" in the right lane and a 3rd in the middle lane...not really moving, and with no lights. I almost ran him over...I flashed my lights at him pulled up aside and said "You have no lights!" He replied (with a lisp) "Well, I'm not going to have sex with you" "But you're going to get someone killed" I screamed "Well, I'm still not going to have sex with you." he replied. "Nice career choice" I yelled. "Get lost you creep" he lisped My fucking commute is going to be the end of me...I really need to work from home more often

Author:	SpiralStairs [ Thu Aug 17, 2023 6:01 am ]
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OscarTangoEcho wrote: An exchange tonight on Columbus and North Water street, where there are 3 southbound lanes, and where there were two of these "vehicles" in the right lane and a 3rd in the middle lane...not really moving, and with no lights. I almost ran him over...I flashed my lights at him pulled up aside and said "You have no lights!" He replied (with a lisp) "Well, I'm not going to have sex with you" "But you're going to get someone killed" I screamed "Well, I'm still not going to have sex with you." he replied. "Nice career choice" I yelled. "Get lost you creep" he lisped My fucking commute is going to be the end of me...I really need to work from home more often Y’all fucked didn’t you?

Author:	good dolphin [ Thu Aug 17, 2023 7:42 am ]
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OscarTangoEcho wrote: An exchange tonight on Columbus and North Water street, where there are 3 southbound lanes, and where there were two of these "vehicles" in the right lane and a 3rd in the middle lane...not really moving, and with no lights. I almost ran him over...I flashed my lights at him pulled up aside and said "You have no lights!" He replied (with a lisp) "Well, I'm not going to have sex with you" "But you're going to get someone killed" I screamed "Well, I'm still not going to have sex with you." he replied. "Nice career choice" I yelled. "Get lost you creep" he lisped My fucking commute is going to be the end of me...I really need to work from home more often you had a fish on the line and let it get away

Author:	Bagels [ Thu Aug 17, 2023 8:31 am ]
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do you have to tip them extra for that ?

Author:	Tall Midget [ Thu Aug 17, 2023 8:41 am ]
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Say it with me: DID. NOT. HAPPEN.

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Author:	Caller Bob [ Thu Aug 17, 2023 8:43 am ]
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Author:	Caller Bob [ Thu Aug 17, 2023 8:44 am ]
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OscarTangoEcho wrote: "Nice career choice" I yelled. Busting a guys balls for trying to make a living? What a dick!

Author:	Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Thu Aug 17, 2023 8:58 am ]
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Tall Midget wrote: Say it with me: DID. NOT. HAPPEN. You mean sex with the bike guy never happened or the whole story?

Author:	Tall Midget [ Thu Aug 17, 2023 9:00 am ]
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The verbal exchange.

Author:	Darkside [ Thu Aug 17, 2023 9:37 am ]
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Tall Midget wrote: The verbal exchange. So the sex did happen...

Author:	Frank Coztansa [ Thu Aug 17, 2023 9:39 am ]
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Quote: Bicycle Rides Downtown Fixed and nomination approved.

Author:	good dolphin [ Thu Aug 17, 2023 9:41 am ]
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Darkside wrote: Tall Midget wrote: The verbal exchange. So the sex did happen... those rickshaw drivers, almost out of necessity, are in good shape. They usually have long limbs and angular bodies. Yum, yum

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