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Caller Bob
 Post subject: JORR Spiders
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https://www.cbsnews.com/news/joro-spide ... =456961619

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The Northeast U.S. is bracing for an invasion of giant venomous spiders with 4-inch-long legs that can parachute through the air and via bicycle....
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Burn it all down. I hate spiders.

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They're fine once you understand that they're only like 3 in the world that are harmful. I don't believe any are native to America. And there are only about 5 spider deaths a year. Usually really old people or very small people.

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They're fine once you understand that they're only like 3 in the world that are harmful. I don't believe any are native to America. And there are only about 5 spider deaths a year. Usually really old people or very small people.

Just like COVID!

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Franky T
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They're fine once you understand that they're only like 3 in the world that are harmful. I don't believe any are native to America. And there are only about 5 spider deaths a year. Usually really old people or very small people.

Still hate 'em.

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Brick wrote:
Nas wrote:
They're fine once you understand that they're only like 3 in the world that are harmful. I don't believe any are native to America. And there are only about 5 spider deaths a year. Usually really old people or very small people.

Just like COVID!


idk, 90 million is still plausible
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good dolphin
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I held a tarantula one time at an animal exhibit for the kids. Fuckers cling to you like a post coital paramour. All hairy and ugly. I hate them. But unlike Bob, even they serve a purpose

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Arachnophobia is an underrated horror comedy.
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Bagels
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Arachnophobia is an underrated horror comedy.

I like Ants more as far as insect related horror comedy movies
Can’t go wrong with Suzanne Somers
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W_Z wrote:
Arachnophobia is an underrated horror comedy.



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The Hawk wrote:
W_Z wrote:
Arachnophobia is an underrated horror comedy.



GOOD CALL :!: :!:


Agreed. Pretty good movie.

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W_Z
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now that they're hitting up new york they can feed on RATS!
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good dolphin wrote:
Fuckers cling to you like a post coital paramour. All hairy and ugly.
Sounds like your standards were pretty low.

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